Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

Ooooh Retro are you POAS tomorrow! I'm so excited! I'm just being selfish and wanting you all over on the antenatal thread!

He's at work :-( I got my wicked way this morning :-p I hate that 2ww! It's had me second guessing for the past 4 months! Giant itchy boobs? Check! Aversion to coffee? Bad skin? Nauseous?! Gah!! And so it begins again!

I POAS this morning bloody blue dye test and imagined the faintest of faint lines at 4:30am which then turned into a definite evap line, so now got to test again every day till AF arrives

Ffs, this is exactly what I was trying to avoid!

Need to stock up on Wilkos £2.50 cheapy tests tomorrow and one CB digi as a birthday present to myself for Friday.

The cruel irony is that we are super fertile in our teens so likely to get upduffed by sneezing. The older we get the harder it gets. Not true for men though grrrrr!

Welcome MrsV! I'll add you to the stats.

Pleased to. Say, upon DH's return, he was suitably pounced

Ah-ha, morning DTD. I like your style!

Symptom spotting is awful. I start of perfectly calm in week 1. By week 2 I'm a raging POAS-maniac (see above post)

*off. Sorry!

Eeek retro, come on bfp! :)

Damn it Retro I hope you're going to PIAC in the morning and save your fmu for your wilko sticks!

My fmu this morning was only stewing for 3 1/2 hours as we DTD at 1am so I'm going to try and hold tonight's for longer...

I'm concentrating it by drinking instead of water before bed sensible

Thanks kitty - will keep you posted! So aside from DTD as often as possible has anyone got any other hints/tips?! I've ditched the fags and most of the booze (hey I'm not UTD yet!) I eat healthily and exercise regularly - any supplements meant to increase fertility?!

Naked Upside Down Pedalling! Otherwise known as NUDP... It's science innit?

Haha retro I'm sure DH thinks I'm now a yoga guru the amount of time I spend upside down! Oh what's PIAC?! Acronym newbie! X

Pee In A Cup! Less messy than going straight to stick

Kitty I did a big accidental trump in tesco this evening! (emergency chocolate run). And they haven't been the most pleasant of fragrances.

Poly I read your post on the AN thread earlier about how you lurk over here and wish we were all there with you. It was so so sweet, and please don't feel like you can't update us ALL THE TIME with your progress because we do definitely want to know! Well, I do anyway. It makes me feel really positive knowing what's happening to TTC graduates.

Retro ARRRGGGGHHHH TESTING TOMORROW!

Definitely fancy, I love getting updates from graduates

It's like a bit extended penis dragon family

*big.

Is inability to type a SYMPTOM?

thanks retro good luck - is tomorrow PIAC or OAS day? Fingers crossed for you! Night all x

Definitely IAC. I make enough mess that way. Straight to stuck is a disaster!

And again. *stick

Yeah I can't poas either - I get loads of different 'streams' and they move around. I have elusive wee.

Awww Fancy and Retro you just made me cry I'm very hormonal don't you know - SYMPTOM

You're all making me cry!!!
Haha.

Lmao elusuve wee!!

Yes same for you too treacle! You'd better hang around too! And all the other BFPs. We get lonely...