Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

I did the same genni, it works!
Also spent too much money this month. Law of sod is a good one.

Also tilly, I am a major chocoholic. Off to look for creme eggs as we speak haha.

genni every time I've bought something new from a charity shop I've judged whether it'll stretch and do me for a bit . That's where I'm going wrong isn't it? Bodycon dresses here I come!

Same here with the Easter eggs Tilly - I don't know why but chocolate just tastes so much better when it's in egg shape!

I've just been to see the Easter bunny and he gave me a cream egg which I scoffed instantly in front of all the children in the zoo and I thought of you lot! I'm also addicted to hot cross buns!

Retro I had ewcm 9&11dpo before my BFP! Fx

To all those obsessing over the shagathon I think well timed is more important the quantity. We only dtd 3x this cycle but must have caught if just right, previous cycle we dtd about 12x!

Well I've been to the 3 shops and could only get creme eggs from one of them and they were nearly gone!

Cramps are back now :( bottom left of my stomach. Low down. Think I'm driving DH mad!

Oh poly, I'm trying soooo hard not to get my hopes up! My cervix is like a yo-yo this month, I'm not temping and have no idea if I ovulated late or at all, though did get migrane, ewcm, show cervix and mild boob pain round when I think ov was.

I am so certain that we DTD just once but with perfect timing! I'd be around 8/9 dpo today... Crossing everything

How many dpo were you when you got your bfp? I'm trying to hold out till Friday... 6 more days!

Fx for you Retro

Ooh Poly I love hot cross buns but as I would eat the whole pack I haven't even had one this year and no cream eggs!! I did buy some Lindt 90% today so I might indulge later

I've got the strangest cold. Woke up feeling crappy, proceeded to snot and sneeze through the entire morning until we went out at 3 to soft play. Where is mysteriously vanished! I think it might be dust?! In an attempt to have a tidy up of my work rooms I seem to have inhaled everything. Got so much to sort if we move, where to begin?!

I haven't had a creme egg all day!

genni I spent a fortune on clothes in March ...it's definitely a good strategy

We've been sorting the cellar this weekend. Or rather, doing battle with giant spiders. I've been quite glad I'm still bunged up as it's given me a bit of a barrier against the dust.

One van full of crap is now at the tip feels good. Now to start boxing up books.

Fingers crossed my shopping spree works then! It's certainly and expensive way to get pregnant!

Retro I think I was 13dpo and it was very faint on the ic. I think I may have implanted quite late.

Argh! 8dpo... I went to the supermarket and didn't buy any pee sticks. DH mocked my amazing self restraint.

Got to keep busy... Not Googling SYMPTOMS!

Keep adding in imaginary OPKs to FF around when I think I ov'd. I've got myself at 9dpo now! How to make the 2ww fly by. There's no way I'm holding out past Wednesday.

You should just do it tomorrow Retro. for me For your own piece of mind.

I got my positive at 11dpo so you may be able to test soon :)

I'm thinking of going to the out of hours doctors for some reassurance. Had some sharp cramps today, don't know if it's just wind or what. Probably just being silly.

Congrats caged.
Treacle I'm having cramps at the moment but I broke out the special cb digi... Pregnant 1-2 I'm sure it's fine to have cramps but if your worried get seen asap.

Nope. I'll cry if I get a bfn and then spend a million pounds peeing on two sticks daily till AF arrives. The shorter the gap between POAS day and AF day, the better for my bank balance.

I will stay strong!

That's great Christmas :) still no digi for me.
I've phoned and they're going to ring me back.

Treacle is the pain central, on both sides or one side. If it's on one side I'd hate to think we'd all told you cramping is fine, when please don't panic, it COULD be a sign of ectopic. I was referred last time for this. It was all on my left. All was well but an internal scan would put those worries to one side. Perhaps a chat with someone superior might be an idea. I'm sure everything's fine though. How's the spotting?

It's been all over. It's more on one side tonight but it's been more of a twinge than a pain on that side. However I have had sharp pain. It's ectopic I'm worried about.
I rang them and they're going to call back.
The spotting seems to have stopped.

Yay we dtd!! haha it does seem very funny to be announcing that out loud :)

I just bought a frer at the shopping mall :-(