Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

Sorry to hear that metalhead. Good luck on the May bus!

Treacle that 13dpo pic looks good in my experience I've never known a man think bits real until the baby is in his arms! Me been though they know really, from scans. I think I was like that the first time a bit too, so I can understand it.

That does help kitty haha.
Haha don't stress!!! when will you be able to get more swimmers in there?!?! :P

Thanks MrsE, I'm just worried as it doesn't feel real, the line is darker but not as dark as I'd have expected and I've had spotting. I need to calm down!!!

Congrats treacle its deffo darker :-)

Not sure for certain without going back but treacle & Christmas DTD around 11 times...I'm overlapping April/may bus and this is my plan! The TC shagathon minimum 10 times!*

To say were in our 20s, me & dp have a poor sex drive... Most we've managed is three times a month no wonder were not upduffed!

Xx

Monday night

I second MrsE, second one is darker. Remember, it's still early days re. DPOs. Test again Easter Monday. hCG levels should double every two days, not necessarily one and my brown spotting had turned to red the day after it started so that's positive too!

Thanks Bella :)
Haha, go for it!!!
Like I say my sex drive isn't great, I know its horrible but sometimes I did have to force myself. I was fine when I got into it but after late nights at work it was difficult to be in the mood.

Kitty, thank you. I think I'll feel better when I've got a positive digi. I'm just wondering what my hcg is as it must be below 25miu =/

Hopefully you will ov late and get some swimmers in there before!

Fingers Crossed!! (for both of us)

May will be your month Metalhead

Addiction to Lindt bunnies is a SYMPTOM, right? I'll add it to my list of SYMPTOMS:

fancy's list of symptoms
Addiction to Lindt bunnies

Deffo preggo.

Haha love it fancy, deffo pregnant :)

I MUST be preg. If I'm not I will be very surprised and feel stupid and gutted of course had odd feeling in tummy, twinges aches and pulling, heartburn, nausea for days

Why do I do this to myself!? Argh!

Fancy, your list is awesome.

I have just defriended someone on fb for announcing her 15 week 'happy surprise' pregnancy. Fb didn't give me an option for 'bitter and twisted' as a reason for not wanting to see her posts. We're more aquaintances, I'm usually very pleased for friends having babies!

Also had a bit of ewcm today . Managed to convince myself it is either 1) AF on her way or 2) something to do with implantation. Going to have a nice warm bath later just in case it's 2) to get that bean to burrow in there.

feeling in tummy, twinges aches and pulling, heartburn, nausea for days

It is not all in your head, Victoria, even if it is before 7 or so dpo. I've done some research as I am exactly the same, every month with or without a BFP. It is the progesterone working super hard after ovulation and has exactly the same symptoms as being pregnant. A mind f*ck I know, but don't beat yourself up thinking you might be wrong.

You are experiencing these symptoms and it means your body is doing what it should.

Retro - I haven't been on Facebook since a close friend announced her pregnancy before 12 weeks, with the same EDD as I would have had and boasting that it was a surprise, got very drunk a few times without knowing, how easy it had all been (her words) AND after I was trying to give her advice at Christmas as she was (drunkenly) fuming that she was so stressed as to how she was going to tell her family she wasn't ready for babies yet if questioned on Christmas day.

I've got twinges, pulling sensations as well and a severe addiction to hot cross buns. 9dpo. I too MUST be pregnant surely.

Yes I avoid FB now for similar reasons.

I even removed the app from my phone so I couldn't get tempted as it only upsets me!

I saw an fb post yesterday, a scan pic of twins, coupled with a comment, "for anyone that knows our struggle, this is 3rd time lucky", posted at 12 wks. I was do delighted for them.

I think that stuck 2 fingers up to all those boasters.

I've never had this many SYMPTOMS. 10dpo today but not taking any tests til after af due. Only 4 or 5 days to wait! Either way I'm raring to start again with my massive pack of opks from eBay and on hol during next fertile window so will be chillaxed apart from peeing on bastardsticks

I've got twinges, pulling sensations as well and a severe addiction to hot cross buns

I have the same SYMPTOMS as well as little butterfly flutters on either my right or left side today and yesterday (but further to the side than where the ovaries are) and according to bastardsticks, I haven't even ovulated yet. Gaah!

And I SWORE this month I would chill and not symptom spot but I can't help it. sitting here waiting for an appointment and constantly going ooh! at every slight twinge or pain lol.

I will try harder in May

Congratulations Caged

Congratulations caged it's looking rather positive on here at the moment.

Sorry to anyone who has been got by AF :-(

I'm 6dpo now and already imagining every symptom under the sun! Haha! Wasn't as bad last month as because I didn't use Opks I didn't know where I was in cycle as much. So... Tilly's symptoms are: back ache, peeing lots and a breakout in spots on face and back :-/ can't wait to poas next week sometime!

What?! No Lindt bunny addiction in the SYMPTOM list?!

congratulations caged. happy for you. yer I stick 2 fingers up at oh it was a suprise posts..... im getting loadsa small spots on my face which is unusual and im only on cd7! fx for this month/may ov and bfp

Working under the law of sod I just went shopping and bought some new clothes.

Of course I'll be pg soon so won't fit into any of them...will I??

Lol Fancy! Well I could add Easter eggs to my symptoms, but iv been eating around 3 a week since they started selling them in January so I'm not sure it counts! Sainsburys shouldn't sell 3 for a £3 as it's just too tempting! :-)