Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

Well done spinning!

Treacle it does sound quite innocent, I think it would be continuous if anything sinister, but really glad you are getting advice. Stay positive probably just one of those annoying pg things.

Thanks MrsE, really nice to have someone to talk to.
It's cramping a lot at the moment but hopefully it's nothing. They haven't called back yet. Will be another few hours. Not allowed food or drink either!

Oh Lordy, no creme eggs?!?

I remember this time last year stuck over the Easter bank holiday, I'd just had a failed bowel op. It was excruciating. I was in such a state and couldn't get any more pain killers over the bank holiday without leaving the house. I couldn't move and couldn't bare an ambulance. Dh didn't really understand what was going on as I couldn't explain very well and what kept me going was some lovely mners. I will be here for several hours, so don't feel alone. There's always someone here to hold your hand and have a with .

Too bloody right MrsE

Thanks :) it really does make me feel better.
I'm going to have to have some water though whether they like it or not. Pounding headache!

We're all here for you, Treacle hope that you hear back from someone very soon.

Have they said if you can have a paracetamol? I know it's not the strongest pain killer in the world but might be better than nothing.

Thanks Mrsgingerbread :)
I'll try to stop hogging the thread haha.

They didn't say, I'm hoping they will call soon but guessing it will be ages!

Oh treacle it's good that you're getting it checked it. How long do you think it will be?

Is dh being helpful treacle?

I can't believe you have to wait a few more hours treacle !

I don't know fancy :( they said they're really busy so could be a few more hours.

He is trying MrsE, but he thinks everything will be fine and that I should wait til I go to the doctors Tuesday.

I know calling, I guess I'm low risk.

Oh treacle, that's rubbish. I really hope you get to speak to someone soon. In the meantime, stay off Google and wallow in some crappy TV.

Treacle I hope someone calls you soon And you don't have to wait too long.

Thanks ladies :) I'm banned from Google by DH haha.

We're watching The Avengers... romantic :p

What can I do for an hour and 20 minutes? DH is out at friends and I'm seriously considering driving to Tescos for Easter eggs and pee sticks.

We have mini eggs, so it's not an essential journey. If I can hold out till midnight the shop will be shut till Monday and temptation removed for another day!

Hot water bottle might ease the cramps a little or a warm bath, but then you'd have to take the avengers with you! Lol

Retro resist!!!!!! I've decided no more early testing for me after the fiasco of last month. I don't like the limbo and the lines that appear, disappear and reappear. I actually think I'd rather not know if I was having a chemical. I will not be testing until Friday, which will make me a day late. But as it is I don't expect to even be purchasing a test I'm sooooo not pg! Not even a single pretend symptom in sight!

Exactly the same MrsE! No idea when I'm actually due but shouldn't be later than Saturday so if no af by then then I'll test. Glad someone else will be hanging around until nearly the end with me!

Absolutely bugger all symptoms though. Other than the Lindt bunnies, obvs.

I know, I think I'd rather not know about a chemical too. On CD 32 now, so if I'd not been tracking cm and cp I'd have been testing and fretting by now. As it is I just booooored waiting.

Any news treacle?

No news :(
The cramps have calmed a bit. Mainly just pushing/sharp twinges now. Taking comfort in therror fact there's no bleeding

Also with testing early, I didn't get a positive til af was due even though I tested before. I must be odd haha. Although I do have a short luteal phase.

I'd be tempted to snuggle on the sofa with a duvet and the phone. Try to rest if you can if pain has eased a little.