Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

But that means I can POAS tomorrow

I'm not. But I could. If I wanted to. So there.

No symptoms at all though, so I'm sticking with my hunch.

Your definitely right English! But if we decide to go again next month I might try a few well timed sessions instead.

I'm thinking if unsuccessful i will have a little break. If we are moving, it's going to mean huge stress. We've got so much to do and dh and I will be working like the clappers to gather all the money in. So we shall see.

Stay strong.

Thou shall not POAS tomorrow.
Thou shall not POAS tomorrow.
Thou shall not POAS tomorrow.

Repeat.

Thou is preggers.
Thou is preggers.
Thou is preggers.
but thou shall not POAS tomorrow.

mademoiselle, you make me laugh! And I am so preggers. But not peeing on a stick. Not even a little one maybe a little one from Wilkos they're only cheap and it's not like I'm wasting an FRER is it?

LET'S ALL POAS NOW JUST FOR FUN.

Really bad idea? Kind of tempted.

What's helped my addiction is not having any idea how many dpo I am. I could be 3 weeks up the duff for all I know.

Haha you're all so funny :p
We should get "If Treacle can do it so can I" printed on a tshirt!!!
Also, I can't take credit for it. I took inspiration from kitty!

I should tell you now, Treacle is my rabbit (outing myself!). DH says he is our fertility charm.

too right Mademoiselle!!

I definitely think DTD say CD8/9 to clear the pipes, then depending on ovulation DTD about/roughly 3 days in a row before ov, on positive OPK day, then 3/4 days in a row after. So about a week really.

My problem has been neverending flashing smileys and then late ov, so I haven't wanted to stop DTD for fear of guilt. Another reason why I am so pissed off being a late ovulator...Aaaaagh! (oh, good grief. The angry bunny just doesn't look angry enough!)

fancy, I'd be right there with you but I have no pee sticks in the house. It's the only way . I could pee on an actual stick just so I can join in?!

Aww, Treacle the bunny-how apt! (great timing for a BFP then!)

My username inspiration came from my two cats. They are 2 yrs and brother and sister with names inspired by the Big Bang Theory. They're my fur babies but definitely not a fertility charm-they keep jumping on DH and I at the wrong moments!

Me too Retro - if I had one I would use it but I must wait until Sunday!

Treacle....Enjoy your night out and well done Mr.treacle on his promotion

Lovin the idea of t-shirts

Kitty I love Big Bang Theory too! I also have two cats and I suspect they know we are ttc... They are very clingy and would be in shock if a little one appeared as they are spoilt rotten! I'm sure they would get used to the idea... Right? :/

Loving the t-shirt idea!

Thankyou for all your kind words

In all honesty I'm in denial a bit that I'm back here again. I still have mmorning sickness etc - my body still thinks all is ok and I'm still technically pregnant. I really thought it would be ok this time :(

DH is absolutely lovely and I've got great friends and family around me which is a huge support.

We're going to try again, I am terrified and I don't know if we have to or should wait.

Sorry I know this is the wrong thread for this I just wanted to talk somewhere more "familiar" if that makes sense

Kitty to clear the pipes...hahahahaha I am laughing so hard! Love this thread.

Treacle the bunny. Oh how i love it. And I am totes getting the Tshirt. MNHQ: this is your next bit of fantastic merchandise!!

Enjoy the night out.

Retro, just pee on an actual stick. I love the idea.

I am off to go pre-holiday creme egg food shopping. Must stay away from the bastard-sticks aisle. Will coo and stare at the cute newborn socks though, just to get my ovaries tingling!

woopsies, DD just pretended peeing in a cup again whilst on potty, but this time in front of OH. He is befuddled. Now how to explain...

Oh Impatience. Who cares if it's the 'wrong' thread. We are all here to get the same outcome and your situation is just so, so rubbish. I have no idea whether trying again now is a good idea or not but am glad that you have lovely people around you for support. Big, warm hugs

impatienceisavirtue I know exactly how you are feeling, today is a crap, shit, horrible day. I'm actually lost for words to sum it up!
I echo what you said, I hope you guys on here don't mind, it helps to have familiar names.

I just wanted to say thank you, your support and the fact you care means such a lot.
I have spent the afternoon reading the miscarriage thread but have actually scared myself, at the moment the act of having a baby is a very distant dream, something that happens to someone else. I am absolutely terrified, according to statics 1 MC is bad luck, 2 MC's is very bad luck, 3 MC's effects 1% of the population and is classed as exceptionally bad luck, 4 and it appears there isn't much more than can be done. I have a horrible feeling it 's where I'm heading.
Sorry to be all doom and gloom, today perhaps isn't one of my best days x

I also meant to say, called the EPU, they won't scan me without a doctors referral. I called the doctor who is covering the bank holiday, he wouldn't refer me as it is too early and nothing would be seen. The fact that the lines on hpt are incredibly light probably didn't help.
I will call my doctors on Tuesday but very little that can be done, i feel this pregnancy is definitely over.
I will speak to my doctors about next steps but until I have the 3 (magic number haha) MC's there is very little they can do.
Great!

Jones, don't go thinking like that. If and that's a big IF things don't go the way you planned there are lots things that can be done. A friend of mine had 2 mc and paid to have private tests done. She's got a plan of action and is now very heavily pregnant. It's utterly crap. But where there's a will there's a way. Stay strong. And don't go reading statistics. Or google. Google is the devil! Especially after a mc. Sending you and impatience big hugs

Impatience and jones I'm so sorry you're going through this....it's crap that this happens and please talk about it here, we're here for everything

jones and impatience it's really good that you both feel like you can come here and talk about it. We're here for you.

treacle I'm just astounded that treacle isn't your real name!

retro go pee on a lolly stick or something.

Sorry to hear so much bad news on here today :-(

Christmas, you have given me hope as we are similar stats, I'm cycle 17. I'm trying not to get my hopes up this month as I'm having so many SYMPTOMS! don't want another fall! Still refusing to poas until late though, don't have any in the house. 6 long days to go before af due and 9dpo. I'm not wishing the time away though as I want to enjoy the 4 day weekend as much as poss :-)

Can only echo what everyone has said and please post on here both of you if it helps.

These buses are my lifeline really, I don't have anyone in RL I can talk to about this whole journey and I too am starting to feel a bond with everyone here and the familiar names and journeys. So I would hate to think people feel bad about posting.

To both of you. Please don't give up hope.