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The Berries: Projecting the sausage signal and chasing rainbows whilst chanting FUFC in the hunt for that elusive BFP (thread 19)

977 replies

happylass · 28/03/2014 18:24

The smallprint –
Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 12+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooooh aren’t we strict!

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Parsley2506 · 13/04/2014 10:51

There's not much left of the cite cream, but you're welcome to it, I need to resist! [pious face]

It is a beeeeeyooouuutiful day. Done my ironing and we'll be off on our bikes soon for an adventure round an old airfield and then for some yummy lunch.

rp you're not a total weirdo... Grin. Nah, you know we'd all follow the same call to arms (or turkey basters) if circumstances demanded it! And if it actually WORKS you know we're all going to be all over it like a rash! Lakeland Plastics will be cleaned out within a week! Wink

tigerdog · 13/04/2014 11:05

funky it must be a nightmare not having the answers but at least there is a plan of sorts in place for when you do get your next bfp. I don't understand why health professionals are so reluctant to share information?! I guess they often don't have all the answers. Beware of using google to fill in the gaps though!

rp we had to borrow money for the last bit of our house renovation (20 months in and we are still working on it!) it is shit scary but time flies by - we'll have paid ours back in 18 months and made the money back in the value of our house. It'll be tight if I get pg too but we 'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

parsley lunch was good although an unfortunately captioned photo on fb led to a text from a friend asking if I was pregnant. I was sitting next to a lady who was 8 months pg ffs so it should have been ruddy obvious that the reference wasn't to me. I guess my friends are just waiting keenly for 'news'.

Temps started to drop this morning so expecting af to arrive in the next day or two. Had been quietly hoping that this cycle might be the one - post hsg, new acupuncture, gf diet, practically booze free (2 glasses of wine in a month) etc plus generally feeling positive having reviewed all my results and realising that they were very good. Clearly not.

In the spirit of chucking more money into the ttc black hole I ordered a home Vit D testing kit. In the quest for answers I'd like to tick that one off my list.

Feather fuck it I say! It won't do any harm to have a few drinks. Most people don't seem to give it a second thought.

BecauseIsaidS0 · 13/04/2014 16:08

Is there space in there for me, Parsley, Feather? I've spent the whole weekend eating and drinking. I think I OV'd on Friday but frankly, I'm so tired of this TTC business that right now I can't give a flying f-ck about any of it.

RevoltingPeasant · 13/04/2014 20:58

Did everyone have a good Sunday? We walked from Plymouth to Tavistock, which is about 15-16 miles and now I feel like an ooooold lady, all stiff Blush

So, here comes kitchen implement shag week!

greatbigbushybeard · 13/04/2014 20:59

Ha ha because. Room for another one? This is bad: I drank a whole bottle of wine to myself last night, dh was away and I had a twilight box set fest! Think I fell asleep before the end of the second one. Forgot how much I loved those films!! Had few glasses of prosecco on Friday night and felt rather fusty yesterday but think that was more lack of sleep. Today I haven't touched any. From where I'm standing right now, I'm right behind you on the not giving a flying fuck too!!

Love the comment about how Lakeland would be decimated if the Turkey Baster works!

Has anyone here ever heard of a baby fair? My mum asked me as my auntie got dragged to one with my cousin. Bless her, she couldn't believe the price of the stuff and all the tut they try to pass off to new mums, there was a baby masseur there and my cousin's friend paid for a session with her baby. My mum was like for goodness sake when you were little and unwell I would give you a little rub, it's just common sense!! She also said the pram she had for me and my brother was passed on to my auntie, who changed the lining and used it for her three so 5 babies got use of it.

Parsley2506 · 13/04/2014 21:25

Glad everyone's been having 'productive' weekends - shall all we solemnly swear to be on our best behaviour from now until next weekend? Wink

So, we went for a bike ride today (hence the delicate posterior) and I forgot to put sun cream on my arms and neck. I look RIDICULOUS. When will this pale girl learn that the sun is not her friend?

Never heard of a baby fair. I confess I did get a little excited when I read that, imagining somewhere you could just go and pick one up without all this ttc hassle! Sounds like hell on earth tho in reality bushy!

Seeing as this weekend's theme seems to essentially be "fuck it", can someone please remind me of this mid-week when AF shows up and ruins my mood? Grin

funkymonk · 13/04/2014 21:32

Hey Boodle. What are your plans for your time off? I think you need to thoroughly spoil yourself. Spa day? Posh afternoon tea with friends/family? Is DH able to give you at least one night away somewhere?

Thanks very much for that link feather. Much appreciated. I'm going to contact that guy. He sounds very very good. Worth a shot for anyone I reckon! I haven't done too much reading up on who I should see or where I should go (partly because of being away on the trip and partly because I have no idea where to start!)

Grrr to your stupid fb friend Tiger!! Angry What do they say about vit D levels?

Well done on the long walk RP. Good work!

Naughty bushy with all that wine!!!Wink

beakybeak · 13/04/2014 22:10

Funky what a nightmare you've had just trying to get that info, that's rubbish. At least you know what you can do for next bfp.

RP eek, exciting about the bastering! Fx for a bfp.

Loving all of the excessive wine drinking! I had prosecco last night, first drink in two weeks and I felt ok this morning! Someone must be due a bfp soon, when was the last one berries?

FeatherFeather11 · 13/04/2014 22:23

beaky ages ago! Think we've not had one since bunny and sid flew the coop.

funky it's well worth seeing him. I came across his name over and over again when I was googling like a mad woman and scouring miscarriage threads after my ectopic. As I said, his methods are not without controversy, but he does seem to diagnose and treat underlying issues rather than just telling you to bugger off and 'relax'. I'd imagine he costs a fair whack, but worth it if you have the means.

Went for a massive walk and a roast this afternoon. So divine! Also got all our invites written out too - hooray! Then stupidly poased at 7dpo - bfn, obvs. My temps haven't dropped yet though. Should I dare hope? Dreading work tomorrow, but it's only a short week. Hope everyone had a lively and lovely weekend on the razzle dazzle. So glad I'm not the only one that's slipped and fallen face first into a bottle of booze! Grin

ladybunnikins · 13/04/2014 22:26

Bushy, I've been to one, the baby show in Birmingham when my sister was pregnant. It was before I was TTC and I was excited about being an aunt so I enjoyed it, if I ever get pregnant though now I don't think I could relax enough to buy things before the baby is born apart from the changing bag I've had for 4 years and the pushchair under the bed
Well done on all the physical activity this weekend berries and good luck with basting RP!
I turned 35 yesterday, had a nice birthday but feeling old, celebrated with Schloer since I'm stimming now. Also booked a holiday to Dubrovnik in June so I've got something to look forward after the IVF.
Have an amazing honeymoon, Barking!

FeatherFeather11 · 13/04/2014 22:28

Ahhh, lady, happy birthday! Flowers

beakybeak · 13/04/2014 22:43

Happy birthday for yesterday Lady hope you had a lovely. And 35 is no age Grin

Feather I hate the Sunday night dread for work! But yes two short weeks woohoo. I definitely think a bfp is due soon then!

beakybeak · 13/04/2014 22:43

Oops *lovey day that should read!

greatbigbushybeard · 13/04/2014 22:49

parsley it's this time of the year, we get a bit of sunshine and you're not expecting it to be hot that burn happens. I think once you hit April that's when sunburn can occur. As a fellow pale face I share your pain. Mum and I sat out having a cuppa for about 40 mins or so getting our vit d, I now feel a bit hot and prickly,think the side of my face and ears have got it a bit but don't look red. I sometimes just wish my skin was more resilient, don't need to tan necessarily, just not go bloody pink at the drop of some sun!! Dh was golfing and his ginge friend was looking a bit pink but he always has sun cream with him, bless him, dh has caught sun and wind on his face.

Lol at baby fair being a place to pick up a baby... Yes I will have an m&s baby, this isn't an ordinary baby, this is a sleeps through the night, feeds well and totally calm and lovely baby!! And yes you're damn right, it would be hell, mum said about it and straight away I pictured a place full of pg women and small babies, yes utter nightmare! Even my auntie said she was fed up of baby stuff after attending, think it was baby overkill!!

feather good work on the invites. Mmmm roast sounds lovely. I had lovely lunch with my folks and tea in the garden, such a beautiful day today. Hope everyone has a good start to their week, yay to the teacher berries and hope work is smooth and painless to those going. I have to start thinking of planning and school work. Got me down reg scan tues am and think they will teach me how to inject then too- eek. Can I ask anyone with Ivf experience.... Bit embarrassing but... When they are down there is there any need to landscape the garden? They don't need to shave you do they? I'm due a wax and wondering whether to go for a more conservative bikini wax than my normal topiary. I don't want anyone looking down there and getting excited or thinking crikey! Sorry, that was gross!!

greatbigbushybeard · 13/04/2014 22:55

lady all the best people are 35 Wink happy birthday Smile hope you had some Cake. Feel a bit stupid asking but what part is the stimming? Are you injecting or sniffing? I have been sniffing and soon to inject, does that mean I am stimming now or when I inject? Well done for not having a drink, I'm some terrible reprobate with my wine drinking. I'll ask about drinking on tues and see what the advice is. Had you been told not to or think it'll be better chance wise?

BoodleDoo · 13/04/2014 23:26

Happy belated birthday, Lady!

Bushy (how apt your name is right now) I never had to be shaved; I just kept tidy and that was enough.

I'm another berry who burns easily. I managed to get a bit of sunburn in March on the day I had my egg transfer (may have fallen asleep in the garden...).

Funky, we went out for a nice long walk today, but he's working a lot during the week. Have been looking for somewhere to go over the Easter weekend but not feeling very inspired. Don't want to stray too far from home (midlands) and nor do we want to pay too much! Ideally, I want a country hotel / B&B with some gentle hill walking nearby. Fussy much?!

greatbigbushybeard · 13/04/2014 23:36

Sorry for hogging this thread but I have to share this: just getting ready for bed and see there's an email on phone- fucking pg announcement from colleague!! Grrrrrrr. Baby number fucking two due in October. This woman is onto her second in the same time that we have been trying. She'll only be back just over a year before she goes off on maternity again. I expect it's a case of instantdiffage, like my other colleague who announced she got pg really quickly second time round and had no problems. I literally wanted to reach across the table and poke her with a fucking stick, instead I smiled through it, when she left I felt like a train had hit me... No tact, no possible inkling that a woman who's been married a few years now might herself be trying to get pg and possibly having problems. I sometimes think we're like the underclass that people forget exists, I mean why would you think about us when everyone else gets pg within a few mths, oh to be 'normal'.

New announcer is a lovely person but I remember last time her announcing and thinking this should really be me. God even the fecking young one who's engaged will prob be the next to announce instead of me, if her wedding isn't til next summer then me and dh might be in with a chance. Failing that I'm going to announce, by email to include those that haven't already heard, I'm going to have a fur baby.

The email was to cover those of us who hadn't heard and so we didn't go back to school not knowing.... Hmm maybe this is a blessing in disguise as we don't have to have the whole announcement thing in school. I really hope all the staff room conversations don't revolve around babies and labour stories for the next 6 mths as I just don't think I'll be able to take it and now that my head is deeply into a swirl of downward spiral negative thinking, I may as well say it too, her growing bump is going to be an absolute fucker to look at it if this Ivf doesn't work. Nice little reminder, here's what you could have won. Anyhow, on a positive note this person only works three days a week so will be able to avoid her a bit and there's summer hols away from it too, part from that's when next door is going to drop hers. Whilst I'm venting, the other thing that drives me potty, and I'm sorry if you think it's ok, is signing the email from her, her dh and the one year old child...it's putting on the child's name that pisses me off, I just find it really nauseating, same as people writing cards from us two ... and bump. Yuck yuck yuck. Still maybe when I get my time I will be guilty of these transgressions.

So that's two announcements, there'll be a third lurking somewhere, let it be one of you lovely ladies, I won't be jealous or grumpy about that.

Dh is now snoring his head off and I am now wound up and irritable, where's the angry face emoticon Angry shit, shit, fucking SHIT!!!!!!!

beakybeak · 13/04/2014 23:50

Ahh bushy I really feel for you, it's a shit position to be in, especially when it's the second in the time you've been trying. I had that with my friend who's been pregs 2 times in time we've been trying. It seems as though everyone else is diffed at the minute. But keep positive for your IVF, there is a really great chance of it working & getting your bfp. Fx for you Thanks

Also I'd totally take an m&s baby Grin

BecauseIsaidS0 · 14/04/2014 04:44

Happy birthday, lady! 35 is a fab age, it really is.

Ok berries, I think I have the prescription for everyone after this weekend.

Let's take one (or several) of these and turn a new page. I think I OV'd on Friday so now I'm going to be a good girl and eat very healthily and not touch the nectar of the gods wine.

Or so she says...

The Berries: Projecting the sausage signal and chasing rainbows whilst chanting FUFC in the hunt for that elusive BFP (thread 19)
ladybunnikins · 14/04/2014 07:59

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. Bushy, sniffing is downregulation although I was injecting for that. You seem to have been downregging for a long time! I was glad to see the back of the hot flushes. Stimming is injections of either gonal f or menopur. I used gonal f last time and trying menopur this time. If all goes well, my easter eggs will be collected on the 23rd.

tigerdog · 14/04/2014 09:07

Happy belated birthday lady!

Haha....Hand over the pills because! I shall need a double dose when af finally arrives.

boodle If you're in the Midlands what about the Peak District or Brecon Beacons?

bushy hope you're feeling better this morning. X

funky apparently a vitamin D deficiency can contribute to ttc issues. The zita west website has more info. I'm otherwise so healthy, and all my fertility results are decent so I keep thinking... If I can just find the one thing that needs tweaking then maybe I'll get pg...

Just dropped OH off at the FC so that he could 'toss off into a pot' (his words not mine). Poor thing finds it utterly embarrassing but I have pointed out that it could be much worse i.e having to endure what us ladies go through!

Well, it might be Monday but only three days to get through in the office then off to the seaside with OH's family and less than two weeks until our week in the sun! Can't wait. Zero motivation for work at the moment though....

BecauseIsaidS0 · 14/04/2014 09:11

tiger, I know this is bad of me, but after experiencing the dildocam (operated by a male doctor - although having said that, he was utterly professional) last Friday, I don't feel any sorry for your OH. I feel mostly sorry for myself - call the wahmbulance! Grin

I don't want to go to work either...why are Monday mornings so tough?

Parsley2506 · 14/04/2014 14:52

Happy belated birthday lady!!

bushy I 100% empathise with your feelings and completely agree with the underclass thing. It's like we don't exist as a group worth thinking about/considering. I often want to make off colour remarks to the flippant instadiffers so they understand it's not that fucking easy for some of us. I've not had any 2nd time announcements yet but there will be some, of that I am sure.

Pretty sure AF will be here tomorrow/weds although I am still hot at night and could smell all sorts of weird stuff this morning. Hmm

Grin at 'Easter eggs' - perfect timing!!

BoodleDoo · 14/04/2014 15:22

tiger - those are a couple of places that we are looking. I get a bit overwhelmed looking for accommodation - that's my problem!

tigerdog · 14/04/2014 17:04

I know what you mean boodle. I tend to massively over research stuff and then struggle to make a final decision. Trip advisor is helpful though. Despite all the reviews with poor spelling and grammar, you can generally get a good sense of a place!

because I don't have much sympathy either tbh!

I can't be arsed today. I'm bored and in need of a break!