Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March!

[Choccywoccydodah]

Another thread for a very chatty bus!!

I have very sensitive feet/kick reflex too. DS is always asking me "but WHY can't I touch your feet?" To which the answer is usual something along the lines of "because I love you with teeth in your mouth". My DM keeps telling me she's going to have my hypnotised!

Haha! I think 2 weeks all inclusive would cure me too! Mexico wow

Probably best leave the reflexology then! Kick reflex and a reflexologist sounds like a messy combo!

I wish I had a bit more of dh in me, so to speak, he's so laid back! I've always been too uptight

'D'H does it to piss me off

So I blow in his belly button

Oh, the fun we have!

DH just walked in the bedroom to see me standing in front of the mirror wearing only my pants with a boob in each hand giving them a bit of a weigh and a squeeze. He said nothing and walked out again!

Hahaha Poly they know better than to ask questions or even react these days!

I wonder if our DHs are on some kind of dadsnet starting threads like:

'Can't keep up with wife's sex drive'

'Gf only keen to Dtd on certain days - what am I doing wrong'

'Dtd last night - could she be pg?'

Lol. This thread is hilarious! It has been a thoroughly rubbish month for ttc but this has definitely kept me entertained/cheered me up.

In other news, I have started properly bleeding now. This business trip is SO badly timed as so difficult to go to doctor. Boo. Will see what happens. Hopefully will stop...

Notta, no I'm not joking! 2 of the 3 recents I had a sore throat from about 5dpo

Re the groin lump, I've just had 2 boils on my bikini line area!! Not had it before. I did squeeze them (omg it hurt) and loads of pus came out, sorry if tmi ha ha!! Was very grim!! It wasn't from shaving as they were in the hair.
Very interesting mrsginger!!

Retro you so have baby brain!! I always get it around 10/11dpo

Re sense of smell. I went down in our cellar with dh yesterday afternoon and I said can you smell that? He asked what. It smelt like men's toilets!! You know them things they put in the urinals? I had to leave, it was awful!! He couldn't smell it, nor the electrician who was here either. Very random!

Dadsnet!! Love it!! I bet there is a website like that somewhere!! Our poor poor men.

Poly, ha ha, yes dh/dps know better to ask don't they

So sorry lemon. We're still here for you if you need a rant, or a giggle.
You know you can get pg, so don't worry too much at the moment.
I know you're feeling shit right now, but it will happen x

Dragon dick
Just found this ha ha

www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B007W6BHBG can see dh in this!!

OMFG!!

Hahaha Choccy, I love the enter the dragon sleeve

Chocy sounds painful!

According to wikipedia the lumps are an unusual symptom linked to mittelschmertz, odd indeed. I've only just linked the timing of the lump to ovulation dates now I am more aware of what my body is up to! I've just assumed it is a spot until now.

Exciting about the sore throat MrsE!

I get groin spots too, now I'm going to start noting when as it may be to do with ov...

Ok, need opinions, as obviously you're way more reliable than an FRER!

Woke up this morning (9dpo) feeling like if run a marathon in my sleep. I had woken a couple of times with my cough but I could have cheerfully fallen asleep whilst blow drying my hair. I also have dior diaree the shits. And feel hungry sick, but that not unusual if I've been awake in the night.

But, I have been I'll, and DH reckons the stomach upset is from fish n chips last night.

I hand it over to you; the mn experts!

Have been ill

Just had to dash to the loo again now feeling very wobbly.

Jesus christ Choccy... it early for penis dildos!! Haha!!

Retro, I'm not sure. I don't think I will test until 14dpo as i don't like a bfn and knowing af is imminent. I'd rather she just show her ugly face. but who am I kidding, will prob poas at 10dpo

6dpo now and today and yesterday my temp has dipped back down. So i'm not feeling hopeful. Not liking that it's dipped this early. But when i got my bfp it dipped for 2 days at 9dpo. again who am I kidding. Also felt pretty crampy (only light cramps) this morning. Felt sure I'd go to the loo and see red. In both senses of the word.
Also - I admit, I poked. To see if there was brown or red cm. But just normal, creamyish cm.

I know English, and a chem would be heartbreaking if you knew about it. I don't know what to doooo

I think it might depend on symptoms over the next couple of days... If I throw up breakfast tomorrow I'll be more inclined to test

In other news.... This EnglishGirlAbroad is moving home!! After what will have been only 6 months!! DH is setting up his own business and needs to be back in England!! YAY!!! At least it means I can go and see my usual Dr. I'm giving myself till end of cycle 9 before seeing the doctor. but obviously I'll be upduffed by then. Will have to change the mn name though!!

AF got me! I am devastated and so so angry! I hadn't got my hopes up this month until she didn't show yesterday. I'm so glad I waited to test. Completely feel like I've just wished the last 3 months of my life away, bloody obsessing and counting days. I don't know how I'm going to tell DH. He'll be gutted too.

I just want to curl up under my duvet with my hot water bottle and that chocolate fudge cake

I vote for fannywaxerreturns

Sooo my sore throat really could be a symptom?? It hasn't progressed to any proper cold. Just feel like i keep clearing my throat and bit of a stuffy nose.

poly lol at the boob weighing!! Poor DH!

Haven't looked at those links as i'm at work and I feel they might be very slightly inappropriate??

I'm sorry Poly, Enjoy your cake, have a mope, have a cuddle with dh and muster some positivity ready for next month. Enjoy some wine too. Big un-mn hugs.

Notta I love that!! Will definitely have to get the fanny waxing in there somewhere!!
Do not open those links as work!!

Aw Poly, I'm so sorry to hear AF has arrived :( Have a cry, and lots of cake. Hope you feel better soon.

I just nearly sent a screenshot of an important webpage to my bosses as work with the title of this thread visible! So glad I checked it before I sent it! They'd have a heart attack if they saw Fire Breathing Penis Dragons!

sorry to hear that Poly - have a good cry and feel better - that worked for me last month!

Retro any more news?

I'm 7dpo and temp spiked again this morning - I'm keeping my fingers and toes crossed!

So sorry poly, af is such a bitch!!!

Love fannywaxerreturns! Yay English that's great news!!

Retro, I had a stuffy nose on those throat cycles too........

Lol owlie!!!

So, 13dpo, getting a bit darker
Hurry up Monday FFS!!!! That will be the latest I've been (hopeful face)