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Choccywoccydodah · 07/03/2014 17:24

Another thread for a very chatty bus!!

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Choccywoccydodah · 07/03/2014 18:58

Wineandchoccy good sign af hasn't appeared though Smile

Dh just gone out here too. Going to put ds to bed in a min, then it's a nice bath (implantation plan!) and titanic later Smile

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karatekimmi · 07/03/2014 19:02

Hi any room for a little ish one? AF is just finishing and now, after a few months wait due to matertanity pay and a new job we can start TTC. Despite having a DS I'm a bit apprehensive as we didn't TTC last time it just sort of aherm happened.

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toots123 · 07/03/2014 19:11

Treacle im never on a ttc diet. Maybe that's why im still here!!! Just had a fatty dinner followed by fatty desert and some wine. Washed my pregnacare tablet with wine... think I need to have a word with myself Sad

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nosaint · 07/03/2014 19:12

Don't mind me dripping semen on the seat when I sit down (tmi lol) didn't have time for upside down cycling. < passes round pregnacare vitamins>

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Gingerbreadlady1 · 07/03/2014 19:15

toots I strongly approve of your ttc diet! Wine is good for the soul Grin

Anyone got wine to go with nosaints vitamins?

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 07/03/2014 19:22

Hahahaha!! NoSaint!! You can keep that seat! Shouts -NO ONE SIT ON NOSAINTS SEAT WHEN SHE LEAVES!!

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rambini · 07/03/2014 19:26

Just taking my seat somewhere near the middle of the bus Smile
Annoyingly we were doing really well this month, dtd every other day, then dtd tues morning, as ov was weds, but then got really poorly and was far too ill to dtd weds thurs or today. Still feel dreadful and am tucked up in bed Sad
So now feeling really fed up that we might have missed this month.

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barmybunting · 07/03/2014 19:33

Choccy, thanks for the new bus! I have been merrily posting on the old bus tonight, having a nice chat to myself Smile!

Af due sometime between yesterday and Sunday, 13dpo today. Brown spotting between 6dpo and 11dpo but nothing since, and breasts have been swollen since about 8dpo and are rather sore, so I'm feeling mildly more hopeful than last weekend. But I had the swollen malarkey last cycle which was a chem, so it could be an af or bfp symptom, or that I'm just going loopy! Starting to get tempted to POAS but don't think it's a good idea for my sanity.

English that made of laugh. I need talking down from the POAS ledge, not a foot up to it, no encouragement needed here. Thanks Smile.

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bellaboo88 · 07/03/2014 19:41

Haha nosaint :-)

After lunchtimes stupid poas, I bawled my eyes out & stuffed myself with chippy then realised its not over till AF arrives.

Is it possible to get bfn at 12dpo & it to b a false positive?

Pound shop test was good but didn't have miu on it?! X

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Choccywoccydodah · 07/03/2014 19:52

No saint lmfao Grin I shall stay seated where I am, and not go near you! I want my dh's baby not yours thanks Wink

Barmy did anyone answer to your earlier convo lol?

Bella, you can get bfn at 12dpo then bfp 13dpo, it's just when the hcg levels are high enough in your body.

So, I've got into a nice warm bath and INSTANTLY needed a wee. Why does that always happen?!?!

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Treaclepie19 · 07/03/2014 19:53

I feel the same rambini, got a viral infection.

toots dont worry! Haha. Ive not been sticking to it.

Choccy I'm watching Titanic too :) while eating mini eggs and wishing DH was home >.

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broodysnoopstie · 07/03/2014 19:54
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barmybunting · 07/03/2014 19:55

Choccy, a kind soul pointed me in the direction of the new thread, otherwise I would still be chatting to myself over there! English then encouraged me to break out the pee sticks which made me have a good laugh as I had asked to be told I mustn't touch any sticks, so I came to say hello over here and tell English she is a bad influence!

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barmybunting · 07/03/2014 19:59

broody good luck for tomorrow! Fingers crossed for you. I know what you mean about knowing. I'm trying to avoid that dread that arrives with seeing a bfn though as the last couple of cycles have been hard going, so I am trying to behave and avoid POAS Smile. You may well see me on here tomorrow morning having POAS though!

Last month, the swollen nonsense deflated, popped balloon style, the morning that AF arrived so I have a good warning signal if it follows the same pattern this cycle. If I can hold out until Sunday morning, I will be a happy bunny.

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RetroHippy · 07/03/2014 20:04

Choccy, pee in the bath. It's gross but I always pee first, so it's not a proper wee IYSWIM. And I shower after.

I'm still a minger aren't I?

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Treaclepie19 · 07/03/2014 20:10

Haha retro!

Oh you ladies do cheer me up :)

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Choccywoccydodah · 07/03/2014 20:16

Come on ladies let's get a load of bfps this weekend!
I still think you are very naughty to poas before 14dpo must not test Sunday at 9dpo, must wait til Friday. Fuck me, that's a week away!

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Choccywoccydodah · 07/03/2014 20:16

I can te bothered to shower, I got out to pee Smile

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sazzlehopes · 07/03/2014 20:17

Ladies if it's ok I'll squeeze on and stand near the front so I don't get in the way of any bfp, penis dragons or pom poms....
This bus is a great one, hilarious chat and lots of bfps!
I'd love one of those fanny waxed stickers English...I occasionally go for a wax, more of a neaten up the lady garden than Brazilian anymore...been married too long now! Poor DH!

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RetroHippy · 07/03/2014 20:27

Now thinking I should have patented the fanny wax stickers Hmm. Tell you what English, I'll let you have it if you send me a few. Was going to request a complimentary fanny wax but I feel we know each other too well now.

The last one I had was my usual hairdresser not the beautician and that was a bit weird.

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broodysnoopstie · 07/03/2014 20:51

Thanks barmy totally know what you mean. I've just promised myself if I made it to weekend I'd poas! eek good luck in holding out until sunday!

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Nordicmom · 07/03/2014 20:57

Joining the new bus . Hoping for another chance at a BFP end of the month so waiting for ov now it's due next tue-thu I reckon ...
My heads messed up since I'm still nauseaus as ever and even boobs acting up once in a while it's hard to move on since I don't normal . I've never had nauseau for this long with my illness so don't think it was just that . Can't wait for it to end ...

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Choccywoccydodah · 07/03/2014 21:06

We need to think up more stickers.

I'm thinking

/warning<br /> |woman |
|leaking |
|the white|
| stuff |
| do not |
| sit on |
\my seat /

GrinGrin

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Treaclepie19 · 07/03/2014 21:07

I'll take one of those choccy! (If I ever see DH this month...) hehe!

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Serenitysutton · 07/03/2014 21:12

Hello all! I'm
Very excited at the thought of some graduations ! Vroom vroom.
I'm ttcn1, cycle #2, and first month I have used opk. Got my positive today! Woo hoo! Just in time for our lovely relaxing spa weekend.

What's everyone else up to ?

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