Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

[MissHobart]

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off!

Ooh Fab - I'd never thought of it in terms of Gin money!! Will be doing that from now on!

If I start another Fred I'll remember the caveats!

Eek! - I've never gone past 1-2 weeks, so chuffed for you!

Best of luck for tomorrow lugs. I can imagine the menkulling. I shall be doing exactly the same if the Grub gets to the early-scan stage. 3+ is great news!

I am fucking knackered (perpetual now) and attempting to put up a curtain pole using INCREDIBLY POOR INSTRUCTIONS. If it doesn't work soon I will throw it at the wall.

I'm currently waiting in a v posh place for my friend to turn up for our 30 min coffee slot - and he's 10 mins late on the plus side he's Pre-ordered gin

I'm currently waiting in a v posh place for my friend to turn up for our 30 min coffee slot - and he's 10 mins late on the plus side he's Pre-ordered gin

Pre ordered gin? Can he be my friend too?

Just been having a big emotional spell. Serious unstoppable tears that put me in such a mess I had to pull out of a work meeting. That's not normal! I was ok this morning but have been increasing getting the feeling the droid is coming to get me, so I'm all boohoohoo

How can I pick myself up? Anyone care to slap me with a cod or skate or something?

Oh fankle that's not good. Here's a big bucket of crayfish to tip over your head. Fecking droid. When/ if it turns up pass the fucker over to me for a good kicking.

And now my boss had just sent me a really lovely email saying he's here if I want to talk to him anytime, which has set me off again!
(He doesn't know about any of this)

Thanks fizz. I do need a punch.

Interesting response Buggerlugs. I don't remember anyone being quite so rude when you joined the BESH mid 30s trying to conceive thread at 29, and started complaining when you didn't conceive in the first couple of months. I am sorry that you have had a reasonably longish journey getting to this point, and wish you well, but find your rudeness to someone has undergone such a nightmare conceiving staggering. Very sorry for interrupting everyone, hope you all get there.

bugs 3+ WOW! Congrats on a whopping achievement, and I hope it gives you confidence for the scan. I can't say I've ever even had 1-2

fankle sorry you're having an emotional ride today. I can't offer anything except the prawns of petulence, to throw at anyone who pisses you off.

fab I just love the idea that you can pre-order gin. I love even more the idea that you know someone who not only knows you can do this, but actually DOES do this.

cletts how's the curtain pole javelin going?

Sorry you've had a rough time of it nordic it sounds pretty horrendous. I left another thread not long after a poster made a comment about how their life felt so empty only having two children. As hard as it sounds like it's been for you, I would give my eye teeth and maybe even a toe or two to have gone through that and be where you are.

I'm having a beer tonight. I didn't get the job I was headhunted for (WTF?) and work have declined my manager's request to recognise that I've been working above my pay grade for the last two years. On the plus side, I've lost my IVF weight, plus two extra pounds. Oh, and HWIETO and I have agreed a date for our wedding

PS:

CUNT CUNT CUNTING BOLLOCKS because I don't think I have yet said it.

Ok, ok, everyone calm down shall we? Bitchslapper your comments are utterly uncalled for and you ought to apologise. What Bugs said may have been a bit too direct, but if you'd been paying attention you'd realise that she's going through a hell of a time right now and we all say things in the heat of the moment.

The BESH thread has always been one to pull no punches, it's called gallows humour and quite often it's the only way many of us get through the crapfest that is TTC. If that's not your style then you don't have to join/comment.

Furniture children? Interesting concept....

Oh yes I PITY your future children, PITY them

Furniture children? Are we going Scandinavian blonde ikea children, rough and ready MFI (remember them?) or maybe a clarssy jonny boden john Lewis type child.

And honestly bitchslapper. What a cuntish thing to say.

If I can't have real children, can I get some furniture ones please? I can arrange them nicely in my house then, and polish them occasionally. Should I let the cats sit on them though? Decisions...

Fuck bugs I'd forgotten about a cake. I've spreadsheeted what I thought were all my expenses but I forgot the fucking cake. I'm assuming there will be flowers in the registry office anyway, I don't remember having anything other than the bouquet at my first wedding. The reception will be in a pub so they can do one if they think I am knitting them out with flowers!