Brooking now arguments for BFPs for everyone in 2014. Get smacking those rats or sniffing those dogs!

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Come on Brookers I want BFPs for everyone this year and I am brooking no arguments

maybe at wanting to go again with a 12week old...

Arrrrg having a really shit morning - have fucked up at work and got a shit deal for a client who is now probably going to make a complaint about me. Aaaaaaarg. Maternity leave cannot come soon enough.

oh no imps! good thing you're already preggers...

Oh no Imps. As Keep says though, it won't be long

Keep I've wanted to go again since I have birth!

I think baby brain has been the problem Keep. God I hate my job most of the time sometimes.

Definite baby brain Imps

Well I've been offered a 2 month contract at work, I am currently a week into a 2 week contract and they like me so much they want me to stay longer. I'll just have to hope that I don't get ms like I did before.

Don't mind if I do, after the day I've had...

We'll deserved Imps!!

Well done Pasta!! Whereabouts in your cycle are you? Hopefuls if the sickness comes, you may be finished? I really hope I don't get HG next time. Though the stats say it's likely.

Well, that was a fun match.....

cd19 today and we have managed to dtd 9 times this month

Not sure when to test, I average 29 days but it changes every month so not sure when I will class as late

pasta!!

Owwww, a broken woman I am. Ran 10k y'day and it was the hardest thing I have ever done. Oooh me hips. Oooh me legs.

9 times Pasta?? Like the proverbial rabbits you and Mr P are. There is no way you cannot be diffed after a performance like that.

How were your weekends all?

Was that wise in y

Was thàt wise in your

ffs was that wise in your condition Imps?

They say that exercise is good for an easy labour, Pasta so did it for my impending sneeze birth.

How is your bump coming along?

And Far - what news with you??

Imps how are the legs today? Well done on the run. You're right, keeping fit is a sure fire way to bag a sneeze birth

How you doing Pasta? You deserve the Bartlet Award for rat smacking

How are you Far?

Thinking of you Cups, Beedle and Geek if you're lurking x

So you're telling me the reason I had a 4 day labour is because I'm lazy?

Not at all Pasta. But this means you will have a record-breaking sneeze birth this time

I'd like a home birth ideally but not sure if I'll be allowed one because of last time

Ooh, yes Pasta, l'll be having a home birth next time too!

I would too but dh wouldn't allow it. but given my sneeze labour was under 4 hours from first contraction I wonder if we won't have a choice!...

Diffed

congratulations pasta!!

I knew it! Congratulations, I hope you are feeling well Pasta