You can do it by charting, analysing, testing, and worrying, but we prefer... JUST SHAGGING PART 20!!

[Nessalina]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 19 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1906908-Come-and-join-us-on-the-brand-new-rather-fabulous-and-very-slightly-notorious-or-so-wed-like-to-think-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-19" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

Well Minion it sounds like positive timescales... A little bit of blood now means you can POAS in 4 days time! Ten times in one cycle has given you a damn good chance!
I'm on day 20 Lil. Usually 28 day cycle, but I have had a 26 day before whilst TTC...

so the blood could have been implantation bleeding min? I'm saying nothing....except it would be too soon to poas if what I haven't said was anything to go by stay calm, but I have everything crossed for you...even my legs this end of the months if u need that much crossing! x

so you're in with a chance ness

I'm only 8dpo and I'm getting itchy fingers to POAS! I had a teensy bit of pink discharge yesterday which sent me a bit mental implantation?! so I know I'm going to be a nightmare for the next few days...
Tell you what Minion - shall we go for a synchro pee in four days time?

oooh we haven't had a good synchro pee in ages!

Yay, synchro pee!! In four days time I will be in full throws of symptom spotting probably too so will be cheer leading you both!!

Yay, synchro pee!! In four days time I will be in full throws of symptom spotting probably too so will be cheer leading you both!!

oohhhh Sooo tempting ness. So very tempting!
Deal!
There's no more blood, not even a trace and it's almost like I imagined it. Cramping slightly less too, which is nice cuz yesterday was BAD. Still no sore breadsticks though nips a bit ticklish.
Now that I've said all this I'm tempting fate surely...

How thrilling! You've got much more exciting symptoms than me though!!
Right, Wednesday morning, FMU, it's a date!

Congratulations juniper

Fx crossed for the syncro pee :)

Don't want to fuel the fires of symptom spotting hell.. I know what it's like, and I sympathise with you all ladies. Fingers crossed for you though.

I have zero symptoms, and almost zero chance of a BFP this month, so I'm enjoying a drink with my takeaway tonight - might as well enjoy it while I can eh?

Hope you all have a lovely weekend ladies. I had to go in to work today, so it's a 1 day weekend for me again, but I'm going to make the most of it.

Keep strong viroids

Thanks cookie how are you getting on?

Looking forward to the synchro pee, everything is crossed!

Confession time, I've just realised the red blood was because I was slightly constipated this morning, there's a reason why there was no more... Bloody fissure.
However the rest is still the same, more ewcm, slightly more coloured than normal stuff. So so so tired, like a walking zombie, but that could be I only had 4 hours sleep.
I just hope i'm not ovulating late this month as I can't really be arsed to bump uglies tonight.

but maybe constipation is a symptom!! oh god I'm such a bad influence!

juniper I'm doing good, counting down the days till 12 week scan (9 weeks 2 days)

minion constipation is a symptom I've been plagued with it from the beginning! :(

Problem is cookie, i'm not constipated at all, quite the opposite sadly.
Oh dear

that must be a symptom too min!

I'm only symptom sporting for you guys as a way to stop me driving myself crazy symptom spotting for me BTW, so its a public service u r doing

God, it's infuriating isn't it
I've been really off tea for the last two days, finally given in and had a decaf coffee, and it's given me proper flashbacks to the previous pregnancy coz I was off tea then too but then it's far more likely to be because DH got blue top milk by accident which is bleurgh

So I thought I'd see if I was indeed ovulating later than expected and this being the reason I've not managed to get upduffed by taking an opk this morning.
Strong double line straight away!
Either it's indeed imminent and I'm for a long cycle or.......eeeeh I can't even think about it.
Loads of things on internet saying it picks up both icing and pg hormones.

Thats a very common thing minion, could mean either way. My advice is get a shag in asap and then get a pg test for the morning! Both covered then!

Then report here immediately of course!

Ooooh minion don't you know everything is a symptom, loads of people on my due date thread have had loose bowels to!

Opk's do indeedy pick up pregnancy!

When are you due on? I would keep shagging and poas to :)

fx minion !

POAS Minion!!!

Sorry I'm not a good influence! I have zero symptoms so I'm living vicariously through you all

Very exciting!!!! I won't hold you to the synchro pee if you wanna dash out and get a first response!! Do you have an preg tests in the house?
I agree though, if you're not gonna test til tomorrow then deffo get a shag in tonite just in case!