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The Elderberry Gluckschmerzers who sausage wang between the Sofa of Pity and the Pouffe of Possibility  (thread 11) 

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Bunnygirlie · 18/06/2013 08:30

Come and join us elderly TTCers on the Sofa of Pity (SoP), Rug of Rage (RoR), the Pouffe of Possibility (PoP) or the Chaise Lounge of Limbo (CLoL) whilst trying to avoid the BubbleBath of Gloom(BoG)!

The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol

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Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 21:58

Ref secret fb club - make sure you post and put you MN name down Smile

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happylass · 14/07/2013 22:04

Oooooo I want to join the secret FB club too! Can't seem to find URL to message Boom though. Is it because I'm on my phone?

Boomgoestheweasel · 14/07/2013 22:07

Tally sent you a message - your name does not compute on FB!

I love that you spent today playing with chainsaws!

CatsCantFlyFast · 14/07/2013 22:08

I couldn't find it on my phone either

Boomgoestheweasel · 14/07/2013 22:11

Happy just send me your name and what your profile pic looks like, I should be able to find you!

Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 22:11

Woah chainsaws and table making, cool!!! Is your whole family crafty tally?

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Tallyra · 14/07/2013 22:16

Damn you all. whilst looking at fb to try and sort privacy issues I saw a photo of a friend's bump entitled ...too much cake?. Gah!Angry

Tallyra · 14/07/2013 22:17

it seems that they are. mum and step dad have bees in the woods and sell the honey. mil also makes quilts and sisters are also arty and musical. I couldn't live without crafty stuff around!

Gillster · 14/07/2013 22:24

Just wanted to say massive congratulations Merk! About time we had some good news. Also welcome to Lady Smile

barkingtreefrog · 14/07/2013 22:26

Hello Lady, welcome!

Ooo, this fb thing. Plenty of people in RL know we're ttc, but I rant away anonymously on here about all sorts, it's a bit scary to think one of you Yorkshire lot might actually know me/have a mutual friend... But I'm also very nosy...

CatsCantFlyFast · 14/07/2013 22:28

Barking i'm a Yorkshire lass now living in London (ish) however chances of us knowing each other are tiny. And if we did know someone who knows someone who knows someone then my lips are sealed!

Boomgoestheweasel · 14/07/2013 22:30

Ditto barking, what happens on FB stays on FB!

Foodylicious · 14/07/2013 22:33

kitty i have been using my fitness pal since jan and its really helped me. lost 4kg earlier in the year, put most if it back on when was PG briefly. After recovering from mc I have been 'back on it' with diet and exercise using the jillian michaels 30 day shred and have gone down a couple of kg inlast 4-5weeks
Go For It!!! my username is Alittlebitless if you want a friend or not...no worries!

Foodylicious · 14/07/2013 22:34

boom liking the secret, secret stuff will pm you

CatsCantFlyFast · 14/07/2013 22:47

940 already... shiny new thread soon! Im sofa hugging and dreading work tomorrow :(

Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 22:55

Dreading work here too! The heat is horrid with our broken Aircon plus I am always in a vile mood when pmt hits! Hopefully I got that out of my system yesterday.

Come over to the dark side barking only invited people can see the group and then whoever adds you will then delete you as a friend anyway ;-)

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Thundercatsarego · 14/07/2013 23:35

Hi all

Nothing suspicious going on here- have been out for dinner. Did try to buy hpt in a shop I don't usually go in but they didn't have any!! Damnit my stealth mission failed. Clearly going to make a right tit out of myself when af comes in next day or two.

Love the FB idea too. So I message you boom? Scary but so intriguing to see what we're all actually like in RL. Make sure it's really really REALLY secret yeah?!

Tallyra · 14/07/2013 23:39

so what is the fb group actually for then? apart from photos of tables....

Pipbin · 14/07/2013 23:47

Welcome Lady. I too have blocked tubes and have lost weight/am keeping it down for IVF. I'm very lucky here because I get 3 full shots on the nhs and three frozens.
Have you had your HSG yet? Not much fun, but I had mine on the Thursday and was back at work the following Monday.

Pipbin · 14/07/2013 23:58

I don't mean HSG, I meant lap and dye.

barkingtreefrog · 15/07/2013 02:47

Argh!!!! Got unbearably itchy legs from run earlier (I seem to react badly to running through long grass/ brushing past other foliage) and having tried anti-histimine cream while still in bed have given up and am sat on the edge of the bath at 2.45am running the cold shower over my legs.... I don't really need to be awake to teach in the morning....

BlindKitty · 15/07/2013 06:08

tally it's for posting pics of quilts as well Wink

barking don't feel you've got to join. It's only really to put faces to names and to show all our baby photos when they finally come along

foody ooh so would you know when I've been and had a dirty big takeaway??? Guess that's the point though?!really must get up and get my fat ass to spinning

ladybunnikins · 15/07/2013 06:29

Pip I'm not bothering with the lap and dye, that was just if I was going down the IUI route. I know at least one tube is patent and for IVF it doesn't matter anyway.

IamKuma · 15/07/2013 06:47

Looks like it was a busy weekend on here, I've tried to spend most of my weekend outside, its so lovely its like being on holiday; not looking forward to the office today though, we don't have aircon and it's usually about 28 degrees when the sun is out.

I've just discovered the phone app after a recent comment but interested in the fb group too.

merk hoping all going well with you, very exciting news for the Berries.

lady hello!

To everyone with af visiting, I hope she vacates quickly.... sound like we are synchronizing... she arrived here Sat am too.

Bunnygirlie · 15/07/2013 08:22

I really don't have much to say so I'll just say morning all!!!

Hope we are well today and looking forward to Monday?!?!?

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