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The Elderberry Gluckschmerzers who sausage wang between the Sofa of Pity and the Pouffe of Possibility  (thread 11) 

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Bunnygirlie · 18/06/2013 08:30

Come and join us elderly TTCers on the Sofa of Pity (SoP), Rug of Rage (RoR), the Pouffe of Possibility (PoP) or the Chaise Lounge of Limbo (CLoL) whilst trying to avoid the BubbleBath of Gloom(BoG)!

The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol

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happylass · 14/07/2013 19:00

Think you can make a FB group hidden (ie would not come up in any search) and invite only (ie the person that sets it up has to add members) would be up for it in that situation as I'm very nosey it would be nice to put names to faces but, like Boodle, I have a very distinctive name and we haven't yet told any RL people that we are TTC so wouldn't want to be outed Grin

Boomgoestheweasel · 14/07/2013 19:01

Blind Kitty

Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 19:03

oohbarking and boodle on the sweeties! Wahey!

kitty ref FB group, how does it work? Assume we don't have to become friends but can still post? I would love to know what you all look like lol.

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Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 19:04

Yep secret closed group on bookface!

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Foodylicious · 14/07/2013 19:38

Super yay merk! properly got my fx for you, will think of you when I have a Wine later.
You get nice and comfy on the RoR (recliner of restfulness?) and put your feet up with some Brew and save us some [bisciut].

CharmingCats · 14/07/2013 19:38

Hello all,

Thanks for the thoughts about cat. She is fine today, so will keep an eye for the next couple of days and see if she does it again. There was a lot of grass on Friday night, but not last night. Hmmm. Wormed her a few weeks ago. She may just be hot.

I'm not using fb anymore, but the secret group thing does work very well. Please don't abandon mn, though!

Boomgoestheweasel · 14/07/2013 20:04

Right, I've done some high-tech investigating. I think whoever starts the group has to be friends with people to invite them, but then can unfriend again so we're all just in the group together.

Happy to set one up if people want to PM me their real names and description of their profile pictures (for elimination purposes if loads of people have your name!) and I'll try and find them and add them..? Does that work?

Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 20:18

I think it's a great idea even if it's just to have a nose what we look like, we will keep the cm chat to MN lol!

I'm in if other berries are. Group name - The Elderberry Pavlovas?

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Pipbin · 14/07/2013 20:20

Evening ladies.

Well I started my injections and if any of you ever get to the IVF stage of things then don't be frightened of the injections they are really easy and painless. Next Thursday I go to be monitored so they can see what it going on. Anyway, enough of that........
Merk a BFP! I can't believe it!

Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 20:24

Oooooh pip exciting! Keeping everything crossed for you x

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BlindKitty · 14/07/2013 20:28

boom that actually is me!!! Looks like you won't need me to join the secret club after all!!!

The brookers have a hidden group that you can't find by doing a search. Someone had to add me to invite me to the group but I haven't had to add everyone in the group. I quite like the idea of it but I'm worried that I'll mess it up if I start the club (and then you'll all hate me haha)

BlindKitty · 14/07/2013 20:37

Oh just realised that boom offered to set it up! (Hew got outta that one quick enough). I don't mind being an administrator (if it works like that)

Looks like pip will be following merk soon...

Just signed up to 'my fitness pal' to try to lose some post holiday weight! Dh and I are going to have a competition to see who can lose 5kg first. Bet he'll win, when he's bad he's very bad but when he's good he's very good!

CatsCantFlyFast · 14/07/2013 20:50

Wow lots to catch up on! Spent the afternoon in the garden with friends cooking on the slowest BBQ in the world!
Had to laugh at the exploring ovaries (assuming they were supposed to be exploding) GrinGrin
Glad to hear the IVF injections aren't horrible, what's the next steps/timeline?
I'm in for book face if you'll have me in 'my position'! Who do I PM?
Sorry to all those where AF is/has arrived, FX for lots and lots of shagging for you this month and no ickyness to get in the way
Thunder is conspicuously absent tonight...

Boomgoestheweasel · 14/07/2013 21:03

Right. I have started a secret club. Population: me (and the boomdogs)

If anyone would care to join me please PM me the url for your fb page (which is under your account settings, called 'username') and I will friend you - so please friend me back or I will feel unloved! And then I'll add you. Simples!

ladybunnikins · 14/07/2013 21:12

Hello berries, would it be OK if I joined? I have been lurking for a while but I'm quite shy! I meet the criteria: 34, husband 30. TTC #1 since we got married in Jan 2012. Temping and using CBFM/cheapie OPKs. We've had investigations; initially I wasn't ovulating and DH had sperm issues, now they seem to be OK and I possibly have a blocked tube.
I'm losing weight for IVF currently but we only get one cycle on the NHS here so going private for the first cycle. We've got a private appointment in 2 weeks to plan this and get results of AMH test and sperm swim up test (which decides if we need ICSI).
Currently CD 20 and had a peak on CBFM today.
Friends all around me are having babies, one in particular hit me hard last week when she gave birth because they got married after us.
I would definitely be interested in a FB group, it would give me something on my news feed since I've blocked all pregnant/likely to announce a pregnancy friends and friends who post pictures of children/grandchildren!

Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 21:14

Right I'm on it (like a car bonnet) off to find myself a URL?!?!?

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Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 21:16

Welcome lady hope you are ok with lady, there is already a bunny round these parts Wink

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CatsCantFlyFast · 14/07/2013 21:21

Hey lady come on in. No need to be shy! Sounds like you've been through the wars with it so best of luck for your IVF. Have the docs given you likelihood of natural pregnancy with a blocked tube?

ladybunnikins · 14/07/2013 21:22

Ha, yes, hopefully room for another one! It stems from a nickname DH gave me, although we also have 2 real rabbits. Would love a dog but we're both out of the house for 12 hours each day.

ladybunnikins · 14/07/2013 21:28

Merk, FC wanted to do a lap and dye to check tubes properly (HSG was inconclusive) followed by IUI (which he said has a 15% success rate in their unit) but I decided that the whole process would take too much time, for a procedure that I don't have a lot of faith in from stories online and the NICE fertility guidelines.

Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 21:39

Ooh it's fascinating seeing what berries look like in RL!

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BlindKitty · 14/07/2013 21:40

lady come on in! we know ALL about offensive FB posts and bump/scan pics!!!! I share your pain re the friend who got pg after you...my friend and I talked about ttc at MY wedding and without even properly discussing it with her dp, they pulled over in a layby on the way home...and yup you guessed it...lovely ds!!! To add insult to injury, she asked me to be god mother!!!!

boom has been a busy peanut this evening, well done!

Boomgoestheweasel · 14/07/2013 21:41

I'm quite upset that nobody is actually a cartoon Hmm

That said you're all very lovely looking berries!

Hi lady, another wabbit eh? Do come in! I'll add you to the FB group in a sec, my computer is very old and slow and takes about five minutes to load each pages!

pip ooh it's really happening!

Has thunder gone to buy something to wee on??

Kitty ooh myfitnesspal, I was on that before but then got lazy. Worked at the time though!

Tallyra · 14/07/2013 21:55

I'm up for it!
Been down the woods all day with dh and parents, making a table. out of trees. that they chainsawed down themselves. great fun!

Bunnygirlie · 14/07/2013 21:56

kitty i use myfitnesspal now and again too!

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