Come and join us elderly TTCers on the Sofa of Pity (SoP), Rug of Rage (RoR), the Pouffe of Possibility (PoP) or the Chaise Lounge of Limbo (CLoL) whilst trying to avoid the BubbleBath of Gloom(BoG)!
The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol
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Bunnygirlie · 18/06/2013 08:30
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barkingtreefrog ·
15/07/2013 20:50
Ok, so I'm friends with Boom (recognised Boomdog!) but I'm not in the secret room yet!! Please let me in! 
CatsCantFlyFast ·
15/07/2013 20:01
Barking head on over to the dark side... Your phone will be out of battery immediately and your week will fly by
barkingtreefrog ·
15/07/2013 19:53
Whaaaaa?!? Thunder as well?!?! Bloody hell! Congratulations!!
So given there's boodle me and boom all starting sweeties this week, maybe we can all go out together next month?!
And I already feel like I'm missing out so I'll have to risk this fb group....
cherrycoconut ·
15/07/2013 19:41
Lol @ Sidney thanks for asking great sleuthing questions. I think I believe them but I'm still not sure
Waah, thunder! That's amazing news, two wins in a week for the berries, soo pleased for you... Do you think there's something in the air just now?
Bunny and Boodle sorry to hear you're out this month. I had my first HRT induced bleed, first AF for a year last week. Was a bit of a shock to the system! I'm coming back as a man. 
happylass ·
15/07/2013 19:25
Sorry AF got you Bunny and that you're feeling rubbish Boom. Have lots of 
and some 
too. Put your feet up and take care of yourselves.
Bunnygirlie ·
15/07/2013 19:12
No don't be daft merk stick around and give us hope! After the 12 week scan I may kick you out though
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BelissimaLol ·
15/07/2013 18:42
Hello, not sure any of you remembers me... Just popping in to say congrats merk and thunder. We do seem to graduate in bunches so it looks it the start of another one!!! I think there were 6 of us in November so room for a few more 
.
Oh no bunny. I'm so sorry af turned up today. It's heart breaking I know. Hugs x
Boomgoestheweasel ·
15/07/2013 18:20
Oh Bunny 
it's absolute arse, isn't it?
If it makes you feel better, I am in a dissolved heap of tears in front of the computer. I'm not even sure why, I suspect it might be a combination of progesterone induced PMT, post BFN-slump, the dogs having a fight and one of them now having a bloody nose, and having a dissertation due in 2 days and still 4000 words to go. Oh and DH is being an unsympathetic horrible man and I don't know why I want to have babies with him!
Grrr.
Bunnygirlie ·
15/07/2013 18:04
CD1, cycle 15 
I am just so bloody fed up of all this, the stress of DTD, the waiting, the crushing disappointment every month, it's just unbearable! Not sure how much more of this I can cope with.
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Tallyra ·
15/07/2013 16:24
oh my god!! I've been dipping in and out on fb but never saw that one!!! two in one week!!!
yaay!
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