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Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you IVF cycling in June/July/August 2013? Then get your druggy arses over here for some pure fucking menkulling...

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juicypair · 27/05/2013 14:51

NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing

OP posts:
buzzybee123 · 30/05/2013 14:48

juicy don't disappear :(

tametortie · 30/05/2013 14:53

Just found the deleted post. Im shocked. And I would be pissed off too, if I were you. I dont remember you saying anything awful? Not a thing that all of us dont reguarly. I think I've said worse about arse kibbles? Xxxx

Lots of love. Xxxx

buzzybee123 · 30/05/2013 14:56

Grin at arse kibbles, which post was it tortie ??

ExpatWifey · 30/05/2013 15:09

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tametortie · 30/05/2013 15:13

Couple of pages back. We were honestly all just talking about random shit. There was nothing awful said at all.

Im pissed off for you juicy Angry pissed off if it is someone on here but REALLY pissed off if its someone thats not- we are adults!! If someone offended me, id do the adult thing and say "dont say that,its offensive".

Don't leave cos of someone being silly x

buzzybee123 · 30/05/2013 15:22

just stick around juicy we all need each other

mejust · 30/05/2013 15:56

juicy take no notice if someone did that they are out of order iv seen alot worse on threads its just a laugh and chit chat ,dont go dark we need to know how you getting on also i need a kick up the ass when i freak out as i do regular.

mejust · 30/05/2013 16:05

nokkie im pleased for you Smile

not sure if it was twinkle that mentioned it but im on long protocol and down regging on buserelin started on cycle day 2,i dont know what the difference is as it was not explained .
well iv been pretty moody and peeed off the past couple days but i was told to expect that

twinklestar2 · 30/05/2013 17:31

Juicy don't go, I will miss you :(

twinklestar2 · 30/05/2013 17:36

Juicy don't go, I will miss you :(

MotorcycleMama · 30/05/2013 18:09

Oh dear juicy. You are totally outrageous and un-PC and have provided me with more laughs during this very stressful period than anyone or anything else. You have also been kind and supportive, and of course need support yourself, else you wouldn't be here, right? To be honest, I cannot imagine what you could have written that was any more potentially offensive than previous posts, so it is curious why it would happen now.
Anyway, I sincerely hope you don't disappear for our sakes, and yours. You are similar age and circumstances to me, and we would have been very close to each other time-wise with our DE IVF cycles, so I would miss you terribly. X

resipsa · 30/05/2013 20:24

Bloody hell, juicy don't you DARE go AWOL. I am relying on you to conceive twins 1st time so I can convince DH of the wonder of DE IVF. It'd be extremely selfish if you to desert me when I am in the depths of despair (as winkle will tell you) Wink

Nokkie73 · 30/05/2013 20:24

Blimey - I go out for the afternoon only to find that joos has left the building. Please don't go my love. We need you. You make us all laugh and build us up when we are low. More importantly, it's our turn to be there for you when you go through your treatment. We owe you that much given the support you have given us. I, for one, don't want you to go through it without us behind you every step of the way.

So, don't change and please please come back.

Nxx

twinklestar2 · 30/05/2013 21:04

Ditto what nokkie said

tametortie · 30/05/2013 22:18

I've checked flouncers corner and she's not there Sad

I luff her.

Nokkie73 · 30/05/2013 22:41

We all luff the mad old bag tame. If she doesn't come back, it will make me very sad indeed. Sad

COME BACK BIG OLE PAIR OF TIDDIES

Nokkie73 · 30/05/2013 22:45

By the way, best of luck for tomorrow tame honey. I will be thinking of you. What time is your appointment ? Xx

tametortie · 30/05/2013 22:46

[gets a mirror, credit card and babydust]

That's it. Who wants a line?

tametortie · 30/05/2013 22:50

8.45.

I did something gross today. I wore some of my mums big white pants so I could monitor blood loss. Its just not cricket on a black thong. So here's the verdict....

About 10 flecks the size of grain of rice/half a garden pea in the big white gusset plus watery red when I wipe. Is that heavy loss? It seems heavy but its probably actually not is it? Im crampy though.

Disclaimer; at no point was there any rice or garden peas in the pants- its just size comparison. And I had my mums permission. And chucked them after.

Nokkie73 · 30/05/2013 22:51

Me. Make it two big fat ones.

She's driven us to it. cries, dramatically

Nokkie73 · 30/05/2013 22:53

sniffs three times and totters off to the bar

Is the watery stuff new looking blood ?

tametortie · 30/05/2013 22:54

Yes, its pinky red. Not good is it?

tametortie · 30/05/2013 22:56

[snorts line and slams head on table]

Jesus- this is good shit!

[waits for posts to be deleted]

Nokkie73 · 30/05/2013 22:57

Mate, you will only know for sure once you have your test tomorrow. However, with both of my bleeds, I had about a days worth of completely new looking blood and then old looking clotty stuff come out.

Nokkie73 · 30/05/2013 22:58

Rubs some on gums, fanjo and arse crack Well, why the hell not.

Also waits to be reported and have house raided for being a druggie.