Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you IVF cycling in June/July/August 2013? Then get your druggy arses over here for some pure fucking menkulling...

[juicypair]

NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing

[JuicySteak]

We're over here, you 'sweaty' fuckers!!

[EuroShaggleton]

Tortie I'm so sorry it wasnt a happy ending this time.

I'll update later re my clinic visit this morning.

(btw I've jumped ahead and started a non sweaty titled thread. In phone so can't link but hope you can find it!)

[RachelW74]

Juicysteak I wouldn't fucking well do him at the minute either he is doing my head right in!

Excellent, wrong swearwords as well, I love it.

[JuicySteak]

Rachel, excellent choice though I wouldn't do your husband

I can personally attest to the fact that FF will allow 'dickwad', 'knobcheese', 'the prostitute Britney Spears' (don't ask) and 'tit-spaff'

Karbea, well done on the omelette

[RachelW74]

It was FF! I emailed her and told her I'd be closing my account straight away but now I rather wish I'd told her to fuck off the silly stuck up cow!! I wrote about how I was feeling really mad and PMS'y and that I couldn't get a F&$%$ nail in a F%£$^ wall and she ACTUALLY CHANGE MY POST TO couldn't get a loving nail in a loving* wall. Have just been sick in my mouth a little bit!!!!!

Juicysteak thanks for the initiation video - can I claim 0:52? That's how I think I look, especially after some - husband would like to look like that.

Karbea Hi and thanks and brilliant news!

BuzzyBee123 and Expatwifey thank you very much.

I already like you a whole fucking lot already

[RachelW74]

TameTortie so sorry love xx

[JuicySteak]

Rachel, welcome to the thread. You'll like us 'cos we're funkmeisters and swear like Bronx pimps on meth. Please can I ask you to watch and tell us which couple you and your husband most identify with in terms of funktastic dance moves (me & th'usband are 45 seconds in and Fabuluce is 2 mins 55). Ta. If you haven't been sectioned by OTD we send you an afro wig as a prize (I'm wearing mine right now).

[JuicySteak]

Tortie, love, I'm so sorry. I know you expected this but I was praying for a happy outcome. Keep talking to us about plans, yes? xxx

[tametortie]

Its shit but we are ok. Think the dr was shocked how matter of fact we were. It was no surprise.

[resipsa]

Glad I made you smile and I am sure you are. Still sad for you, though. M/cs are the pits.

[Karbea]

Tame so sorry to hear that, thinking of you :(

[chocoloco1]

Oh fuck tame I'm so sorry to hear that. Thinking of you and sending huge hugs and hand holds Xx

[tametortie]

Respisa- that made me smile for the first time today!!

We are a lovely couple

[resipsa]

F*, sorry tame x post. That's devastating for you. No words but a virtual hand to hold.

[resipsa]

Good news, you lovely couple!

[tametortie]

Bad news.

Sac has collapsed and contents gone.

Time to stop the cyclogest and let things happen.

[buzzybee123]

karbea sorry missed your post on my stupod phone, well done lady, now rest up
tortie I forbid you to go on FF, puts foot sterly on the floor hope it went well today

[mejust]

juicy thats great news good luck

[mejust]

tam good luck with the scan x

karb that was really fast well done how was it?rest up .

nook how did your scan go?

[Karbea]

Were icsi, I think they will fert today, but we won't hear till tmr morning how they've done.

[buzzybee123]

tortie good luck for later today

juicy great news on your embies

rachel welcome swear away

[tametortie]

Karbea- that was quick!!! Well done you!!! 10 is a fab number. Not too many so quality should be fab.

Are you ivf or icsi???

Good that you get fert rates today.

Put your feet up egg machine xxx

[tametortie]

Aaaaahhhh.......fertility friends???

[Karbea]

Morning gang!

Safely back home in bed, 10 eggs harvested, fertilisation later today, fingers crossed they fancy dhs boys!

Juicy, 6 sounds great, what day are you on now then? Day one?

Haha rachel, feel free to swear away!