Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you IVF cycling in June/July/August 2013? Then get your druggy arses over here for some pure fucking menkulling...

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NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing

Aaaaahhhh.......fertility friends???

Karbea- that was quick!!! Well done you!!! 10 is a fab number. Not too many so quality should be fab.

Are you ivf or icsi???

Good that you get fert rates today.

Put your feet up egg machine xxx

tortie good luck for later today

juicy great news on your embies

rachel welcome swear away

Were icsi, I think they will fert today, but we won't hear till tmr morning how they've done.

tam good luck with the scan x

karb that was really fast well done how was it?rest up .

nook how did your scan go?

juicy thats great news good luck

karbea sorry missed your post on my stupod phone, well done lady, now rest up
tortie I forbid you to go on FF, puts foot sterly on the floor hope it went well today

Bad news.

Sac has collapsed and contents gone.

Time to stop the cyclogest and let things happen.

Good news, you lovely couple!

F*, sorry tame x post. That's devastating for you. No words but a virtual hand to hold.

Respisa- that made me smile for the first time today!!

We are a lovely couple

Oh fuck tame I'm so sorry to hear that. Thinking of you and sending huge hugs and hand holds Xx

Tame so sorry to hear that, thinking of you :(

Glad I made you smile and I am sure you are. Still sad for you, though. M/cs are the pits.

Its shit but we are ok. Think the dr was shocked how matter of fact we were. It was no surprise.

Tortie, love, I'm so sorry. I know you expected this but I was praying for a happy outcome. Keep talking to us about plans, yes? xxx

Rachel, welcome to the thread. You'll like us 'cos we're funkmeisters and swear like Bronx pimps on meth. Please can I ask you to watch and tell us which couple you and your husband most identify with in terms of funktastic dance moves (me & th'usband are 45 seconds in and Fabuluce is 2 mins 55). Ta. If you haven't been sectioned by OTD we send you an afro wig as a prize (I'm wearing mine right now).

TameTortie so sorry love xx

It was FF! I emailed her and told her I'd be closing my account straight away but now I rather wish I'd told her to fuck off the silly stuck up cow!! I wrote about how I was feeling really mad and PMS'y and that I couldn't get a F&$%$ nail in a F%£$^ wall and she ACTUALLY CHANGE MY POST TO couldn't get a loving nail in a loving* wall. Have just been sick in my mouth a little bit!!!!!

Juicysteak thanks for the initiation video - can I claim 0:52? That's how I think I look, especially after some - husband would like to look like that.

Karbea Hi and thanks and brilliant news!

BuzzyBee123 and Expatwifey thank you very much.

I already like you a whole fucking lot already

Rachel, excellent choice though I wouldn't do your husband

I can personally attest to the fact that FF will allow 'dickwad', 'knobcheese', 'the prostitute Britney Spears' (don't ask) and 'tit-spaff'

Karbea, well done on the omelette

Juicysteak I wouldn't fucking well do him at the minute either he is doing my head right in!

Excellent, wrong swearwords as well, I love it.

Tortie I'm so sorry it wasnt a happy ending this time.

I'll update later re my clinic visit this morning.

(btw I've jumped ahead and started a non sweaty titled thread. In phone so can't link but hope you can find it!)

We're over here, you 'sweaty' fuckers!!