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Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you IVF cycling in June/July/August 2013? Then get your druggy arses over here for some pure fucking menkulling...

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juicypair · 27/05/2013 14:51

NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing

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buzzybee123 · 12/06/2013 09:42

twinks it can't hurt but as long as his sperm aren't more than 5 days old when you have ivf

well epau is bloody quiet but they are surprisingly running over an hour late Hmm no I don't have a job to go to, the MW was pesimestic and god knows what the sonographer is doing she has only scanned one person so fat Hmm

on the marriage front my husband is important I wouldn't want a child without him, we both know that we can have a life without kids and be very happy, I think we just need to know that we tried everything, res maybe you and your DH need to discuss where you see your future,

well i'm off to do a dance as my bladder is so full and feck knows when i'll be seen Hmm

ExpatWifey · 12/06/2013 10:10

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buzzybee123 · 12/06/2013 10:12

scan shows baby and heartbeat at this stage Smile

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tametortie · 12/06/2013 10:21

fab news Grin are your measurements adding up more?

More details!! Was he/she jumping about?? Xxx

JuicySteak · 12/06/2013 10:38

Super news, Buzzy, how exciting and what an enormous relief! Thanks

EuroShaggleton · 12/06/2013 10:47

That's great news buzz! So happy for you. How far along are you now?

Go and be a tourist, joos.

nobeer · 12/06/2013 11:42

Hello. Can I join you lot? I started injecting procrin last night, wasn't as scary as I anticipated Smile . Got my first scan next Thursday.

twinklestar2 · 12/06/2013 12:20

FAB news buzzy!

I know you're going to think this is funny but OH said he's not in the mood to wank! That was after I suggested we try one last ditch attempt at going for it naturally as my CBFM peaked. But he says he's just sick of feeling like this.

Welcome nobeer.

Nokkie73 · 12/06/2013 12:49

buzz really brilliant news ! That is fantastic. You have a baybee in your tumtum. Grin .

euro you are officially back on the ivf bus then ? Scan on Friday, is that right ? Good to hear you are quite zen about the whole thing.

joos go out and do stuff, you layzee bitch ! I do not want my lesbian cyber bitch to be sitting on her arse all day eating fig rolls. Capiche ?

res joos has summed it all up perfectly for you. Sometimes, when you feel as though you and your partner aren't on the same page with all this, it is so damn hard. There is a way round it and counselling may be the key. X

tame am still hand holding from afar. Hope you're bearing-up ok today. X

Hi to everyone else.

Noks x

Nokkie73 · 12/06/2013 12:49

nobeer hello ! Care to share your journeeeee with us all ? X

JuicySteak · 12/06/2013 15:09

Oh, how I hate this place Sad We just witnessed a man throwing a black cat with a sickening thump against a wall in the street and then drag it with the back of its neck down the street, the poor cat wetting itself and crying. I screamed at the man to put the cat down and he threw it really hard against a lamppost where it huddled, broken and crying on the floor I went to help the cat and the crazy man kicked me in the back really hard. DH went for him and a woman rang the police whilst I was screaming and crying.

A man turned up who turned out to be the schitzophrenic's 'friend' and explained that the man had been kicked out of his flat for being a crazy and the police had taken all thirteen of his cats except this one as it was old and sick. The 'friend' bundled the crazy and the cat into his car and me and DH were opening the back door trying to rescue the cat when the man threw wild punches at us, screaming and drooling like the madman that he was.

The police never turned up and I had to watch, sobbing, as the car drove off with the broken, battered cat. I have never witnessed real-life abuse of animals and certainly never anything so astonishingly brutal Sad

I know it shouldn't colour my time here but the image won't leave my head and heaven knows what cruelty awaits that poor animal. I can't stop sobbing Sad

tametortie · 12/06/2013 15:37

Oh juicy Sad that would absolutely kill me to see that.

I have 3 cats (all snuggled round me on the bed at the mo) and the thought of anyone hurting them makes me well up.

Are you hurt at all?? Xxx

twinklestar2 · 12/06/2013 15:42

Jeez juicy, that sounds bad. Hope you're ok x

tametortie · 12/06/2013 15:42

Is today EC?? Xxx

JuicySteak · 12/06/2013 15:43

Oh, Tortie, I adore my cats and I just want to be with them right now. I can't get that broken-bodied, mewling cat out of my head. I tried so hard to comfort her but the madman kept circling me like he was weighing up how best to hurt me again. He was so deranged it is only now I feel sorry for him because he clearly loves cats (thirteen at home until the police intervened) but was evidently having a psychotic episode which, horrifically, centred on this poor cat. She couldn't get up or even drag herself away after he threw her against the lamppost. I'll never forget how mangled she felt beneath her fur when I tried to rescue her from the car Sad

Yes, I am badly bruised at the base of my spine but I'm absolutely okay, just can't stop crying.

JuicySteak · 12/06/2013 15:44

EC is tomorrow, but everything feels wrong, wrong, wrong Sad

Karbea · 12/06/2013 16:45

Omg juicy, I would of ended up bringing home the cat as well as the embies.

I've been in and have bloods, 150 fostimon, 150 merional 'now', repeat bloods and a scan. Lining all good, 11 good sized follicles, probably trigger tonight, but they are waiting on the blood results from lunch time... Waiting for the call.

tametortie · 12/06/2013 16:56

Oh juicy- you have had a horrible horrible shock. Its ok to feel bad take some deep breaths, stay calm, happy place. Time to focus on you now, not the cat. I know its hard, I would feel the same. BUT you have come a long way for this. Don't let some twat ruin it.

Im so sorry you feel sad. I wish I was there for 5 minutes with a box of tissues and a bar of chocolate. Sad you sound so down xxxxx

buzzybee123 · 12/06/2013 17:30

what part of Brno are you in juicy thats horrible, I don't understand animal abuse at all, someone should have kicked the shit out of him Angry you need to concentrate on why you are there, only a few days left then that is it

expat I have miscarried at just over 10 weeks so no, I am not relaxed about it not till I'm actually holding a live baby but have promised my husband that I won't get so freaked out when the symptoms fade :)

nobeer welcome

tortie the baby has caught up in size but again can barely see the flickering of the heart and the rest of it looks like a blob, lots of talk about my gas issue Hmm I have to keep reminding them that I'm on high doses of progesterone Grin
How have you been today?

Karbea that is great news

euro I am only 7w2d but it feels like eternity to get to this stage, I see Shehata next week and will have a scan then EPAU will organise for the Acorn clinic to pacify me with a 10 week scan, so you're back on the rollercoaster again

twinklestar2 · 12/06/2013 18:25

I agree with tame juicy. You've come along away don't let some random spoil it.

MotorcycleMama · 12/06/2013 18:31

oh dear juicy that made me cry - for you and for the cat. Nothing more you can do for the poor cat, but it sounds like someone has taken responsibility for it, and I know it is hard but you just have to say a prayer for it and then concentrate on yourself. You got kicked - I can't believe it! So pleased you have a great husband there - just get some comfort and fig rolls and proper English tea and try to recover a state of calm. Sending lots of love Flowers

MotorcycleMama · 12/06/2013 18:34

Fantastic news buzzy - I know it is not reassurance enough for you to relax quite yet (many of us are/will be exactly the same after horrible mc experiences) but take heart - it's all looking really positive.

MotorcycleMama · 12/06/2013 18:39

karbea - great news! Hope you get your call soon.

Welcome nobeer

Good luck euro

Hi to twink tame nokkie expat mejust wish and anybody else I have rudely managed not to name.

Karbea · 12/06/2013 18:42

Triggering at 7:30!!!!!! Eckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!