Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you IVF cycling in June/July/August 2013? Then get your druggy arses over here for some pure fucking menkulling...

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NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing

Lemon - I'm 34 too. I've been worrying myself over single or more egg transfer. Twins would be fab but then... Oh I don't know!

Juicy - I love you! Will you be my best friend?

Is there an echo in here?

Twinkle, I most certainly will, though I have to warn you that I am a terrible liar and will always, always tell you your bum does indeed look fucking fat in them jeans

I'm 34 too, but DD

Twins: Am I the only one who wants multiples so I can spend all the Child Benefit on laser hair removal for my nipples?

juicy its a small palce, hope it lives up to your expectation, if you walk up to the castle you should get good views

tortie thinking of you, hope you get the results soon

lemon yes the NHS does LP, How many eggs did you produce with the IUI??

nokkie thanks its crap waiting in limbo land to see which way it goes

Check out me and th'usband 1 minute 45 seconds in... fucking cool bastards, us two.

Buzzy, if you watch me and th'usband in the above link you will see that all we need in Brno is some Daft Punk and a pavement (oh, and a fuck-off massive afro or two).

Buzzy, you and Bazza are 52 seconds in....

TortieshellSunglasses, what's going on in your crazy head today, my love? Are you coping with the head-fuckery? Any news?

Look after yourself expat. 9 is still good, yes?

expat 9 eggs is good, its about quality not quantity, rest up :)

That is scarily similar to a Wednesday night in our house. We often don some brown polyester slacks and throw some shapes in a synchronised dance-off.

We get DOWN in funky town.

juicyfange you and th'husband should go into the theatre before ET dancing like that. That's if he can stop spaffing all over the place for twenty minutes.

Expat, well done, old girl! Nowt wrong with nine eggs

S'funny, but a doctor rummaging up my fanny whilst four others look on is my number one sexual fantasy

expat well done. Listen, it's not quantity but quality. Better to have got less but have a higher amount that fertilise than not. Nine is a fantastic number. Xx

Nokkie, I am screaming laughing....!! Imagine leaving Soul-Glo stains on the hotel pillows after a day of sublime hospital corridor funking.

joos it's the future. All clinics should make dancing like that compulsory for ET. No synchronised dancing, no embryo transfer. If you do any sort of back or front flip, you get a free multiple embryo transfer.

...if you can land on your flares-clad knees from a four-foot jump you get frosties.

Hey! Name change cause my original name was pissing me off!

How is everyone today?

I went for my mock ET today.... they decided I didn't need it and no-one understands why I was put in for one! URPH!

Had a scan and she noticed the PCOS is only really noticeable on one ovary now so they're worried about HOSS but I officially start stimming tonight! Woop!

Hope everyone is ok. I tried to catch up but its a blur of words after a while and my brain is fucked anyway! Weeeaarrrppphhpph

Have just snorted out loud in the train over all these posts and am desperate to watch the vid but scared it may cause more problems on said commute - don't need more crazy eyeballing from the masses...must keep the laughter in my head....

Hello all- god I miss you guys in the day I did pop in for 5 mins earlier while waiting in clinic and guffawed so loudly at juicy that I had to put my phone away.

twinks did you speak to the dr today? Any joy? re; sp or lp???

Nook I have dreadful experience of downregging. Truly awful. Will be pushing for SP next time. No headaches etc. just AWFUL moods. Feel bloody suicidal most of the time and scared of what I might do. not right is it?? take it easy, get lots of rest and water down ya mush.

lemon hello I need to add you to my list.....

expat fab numbers, dont get too hung up on it though. We got 13 but 6 were immature. I would rather that I got a lower number and less immature cos it was a total head fuck having so many and being down to 4 the next day. Everything crossed for good fertilisation- are you doing ICSI??? love the hottie on your tummy as well- nice touch!!

I have had another sllooooowwwwww and anxious day but feeling a lot like 'what will be will be'. I have no control over this, i cant will anything on or pray hard enough. I just need to sit tight. Another blood test today and levels tomorrow. This is how they have panned out so far-

OTD- 65.3
OTD+ 3- 272
OTD+5- ??????

My friend says that he will be happy with between 450 and 500. Whats the betting I come in at 449 or lower

Bleeding has stopped today. Just get the odd smidge of brown when I wipe. Nothing in the gusset. Dunno what to think

Buzzy how are you?? Has your spotting stopped??

Nokkie thanks for the good wishes. I have been pregnant twice in the past week and miscarried a few times over. Amazing ay??

love to all- i love this thread xxxxxxxx

waiting to cycle

Euro natural IVF starting mid june, EC probably late June

Tametortie MC from 3rd cycle Cycle#4 August after more tests and healthy living.

Respisa BFN from cycle#1 May 13- considering options.

Raspberry waiting to start cycle #1

Fabuluce IVF#2 starting injections 8th July

twink about to start!!

Choco starting end of July

currently cycling

Juicy Off to Brno for DE IVF!!

mejust cycle#1 egg share- currently down regging.

Nooknook cycle#3- currently down reg, EC late June?

motorcyclemama cycle#1 DE IVF. Currently down regging, ET around 24th June.

Karbea Short protocol, currently stimming.

Expatwifey EC 5th June- 9 eggs!!

Lemon Start down reg in 2 weeks and stimming in July

lifeasafish Currently down regging

wish about to start stimming, EC approx 17th June

Success!!!!

Buzzy Pregnant after DE IVF. Currently 6 weeks

Nokkie Surprise BFP after IVF#1. Currently 10 weeks

Have I missed anyone???

expat hope you feeling alright after EC today ,9 eggs well done getting through it .wishing you lots of luck

wish hi im interested what they said to you about your pcos and ohss as thats what im worried about well scared stiff about,are you on metformin?.good luck starting your stimms

Hello all,

Busy day here!

All systems go from tomorrow for me!

Tonight I needed to take 450 Merinol between 8-10pm
Tomorrow I need to take Cetrotide between 5-6am
In for a scan and bloods at 7:30
Aspirin & dexamethasone after breakfast
Clexane from tmr night.

And probably in for Ivig or Intralipids tmr afternoon... Anyone else in then?

Today is day 4 stims.

I'm a little stressed about the scan tmr as this scan last time was the one where they saw things weren't growing very well, and they were worried about progress etc :(

Is anyone not drinking milk? I'm thinking of just having protein drinks instead, the milk is making me really spotty and my cheeks sore :(

Expat 9 is a great number. Hope you're feeling okay.

Tame thanks for the sympathy - husband currently running me a bath!

You are being amazingly brave. Sending you good vibes! Bleeding stopping has got to be a good sign.

karbea this is a new cycle, new beginnings for you, can't say I drank milk, don't like it but I know others who did, i'm sure protein drinks are ok