FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

Best, since you'll be in there staring at your new ceiling, you might as well wee on something..

Nah, it's more tits than gore. Game of Boners is its nickname round here. I'd go for it :)

bear, haz you given us your backstory?

*Hest -stupid autocorrect

Best. I like it

Rasp, game of thrones is violent but also awesome.

Why ARE there so many tits?

CROSSPOSTFRENZY!!!

Better to piss on a fiver than the ceiling. Have you got one to hand?

And do you think they get a boob audition during casting? Say their boobs are you know, lop sided, saggy, nipples pointing diffrent directions, or otherwise normal? < gets all ranty>

I think it's made by the same people as the Tudors. There were lots of tits in that too. Surprisingly pert and unpockmarked ones, considering.

Yes when did iui pissing, I bought two for one.

Even bloody Lumley is on about GifT.

Mine are saggy I'd probably be cast as the old nursemaid or something.

It's definitely a show in need of a better tits to cocks ratio. Or at the very least, more pert male bumcheeks.

Mine are rubbish

One of mine is fake. FACT.

Cor. Did you balance them out?

Just a bit Rasp. I think the prostitute getting crossbowed (is that an adjective?) to death was pretty ming. And I've read the book and know what's coming at the red wedding... worried.

GHJ has seen one episode with me and was frankly shocked by the boobage and sexy scenes. Bless.

On other topics, am planning a cinema evening tomorrow. Do I demand Star Trek, (boy not keen), The Great Gatsby (I'm keen, but not heard. It might be shit..) or give in and see the Hangover 3 (boy's choice. Liked the first 2 but heard this one is a bit shit...)..

Help me oh BESH (and I will accept one answer from each of you - no repeating Star Trek over and over - You know who you are...)

Fake, cap'n? How come? I hope you are fully better from it, anyway.

Mine are mahoosive. That's why they hav sagged :(

Arrrgh! Too slow typing!

I only grew the one. The NHS gave me an implant when i was 19 that got pumped up with saline over about a year. They overfilled it and then let some out for, and I quote, " natural sag".

I saw Gatsby the other night and liked it. It's lovely to look at, and very noticeably Baz Luhrman, so if you like his other stuff you will probably get on ok with this.

Mine are small AND saggy. I consider that deeply unfair. All this "oh you don't need to wear a bra stuff". What nonsense.

Too true moll

I'm Rasp, TTC 4 yrs I think, feckin long time anyway without a sniff of a BFP. Nowt wrong with MATV (Meat And Two Veg aka husband). Also have a condition that stops the cilia working in my tubes so I blame that but various consultants don't seem to agree. As if they know anything/everything the over educated, well read muppets. :) lots of paperwork fuck ups/unnesecessary stresses but finally the ball seems to be rolling in the right direction and I might get me some IVF this year yayee

Gosh Moll, that must have been a tough teenagerhood, my lovely.