FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

Blimey moll how interesting!

Hest POAS means more time in the bathroom to admire the ceiling.

As for intros, I'm 37, KFZK (kung fu zombie killa, for past and present hobbies) is 38. TTC for 2.5 years. Officially unexplained, although some of the offbeat tests have shown up some things (hidden infections, NK cells). 3xLetrozole and 2xIUI got us nowhere. First round of natural IVF got us a BFP followed by an mc at 8 weeks. We're planning to try again next month, if my cervical biopsy comes back clear after an abnormal smear.

What with that and being a fatty despite hardcore team swimming , it did not leave me with a particularly healthy relationship with my body. Luckily I have a moderately competent brain, so I spent most of my time with that instead. And luffly friends. And art. And had quite a bit of lesbian sex.

Sigh.

I'm Sinky. I come and go. TTC almost 4 yrs. Also not a sniff of ground up baby. GHJ (ginger hairy jock) had a surprise, low normal morphology SA recently, but the main problem is me with PCOS and iron clad ovaries resistant to all manner of hormones.

I had a mini meltdown after being told I needed ICSI and am aff it till Aug to get my head straight. Have come back here though. As of yesterday.

I also have rather awesome tits

ignoring the hormonal chesticle spots since stopping the pill

Blimey, I must have been typing for ages to miss all those posts!

I quite like my tits, they are pretty pert and more manageable since I lost weight and got smaller. I was admiring them earlier in the mirror while practising sideways gyrating on the floor ----

sinks that is a massive dilemma. Not sure i could call it tbh.

So is there any torture in GOT? Like boobs and noses and dinkles being cut off or eye gouging? That is where I draw the line, tits and death I can do, cutting of cocks/boobs I cannot. I actually nearly vommed up my lovely magnum ice cream and have stopped watching and come to bed to talk to you lot.

I am northey, 35, have had unprotected sex since 2004 to no avail as I don't ovulate... PCOS addressed with a whole panoply of drugs and operations has so far only resulted in two ectopics, leaving me even less fertile than before. Had ivf a couple of months ago which didn't work. Currently stressing about whether to start a frozen round next cycle. Fiancé is AMNH (a man named horse, from our cowboy fred).

Humm. there was some suggested castration in the last episode. That was nasty.

Tyrion is meant to have his nose cut off in battle, but in the TV series just gets a rather fetching scar on his cheek

Fuck. In one more year I will have been having uncobtracepted sex for ten years!

Aww. Reading all our sorry stories... I luvs you BESH i do (it might be the wine talking). Where else could we have competitive gynaecological crapness?

Yeah, some of that stuff happens Rasp. It is gory. People die in some quite inventive ways. It does have some really excellent characters both make and - gasp- female, which is why I like it. There are tits, but also heroic females, interesting females, scary females.. Not much tv manages that. Also lots of rugged man flesh. Give it a go, but you do need to start from the beginning as it is complicated so if you pick up with the season that's on now, you won't have a clue what's going on.

Ew. It sounds a little sadistic

I am Hester, formerly known as Ariel or Rie. TTC three years and three months, but no contraception for a couple of years before that as well. Have been in the BESH coven since March 2010. Despite tests showing I am ovulating, and MrH's sperm being all numerous and healthy, I appear to be as barren as can be, for some reason. Recently had first round of IUI (fail) and about to embark on second, which I almost fucked up before I even started. I'm not as thick as I seem, promise.

It's like an episode of Casualty crossed with Holby City around here. Perhaps we can make an adult version of this new BESH medical drama with lots of saggy tittage and untamed beavers. You know, keep it real ?

BESH. Lets give the hospital the bird and go back to looking at ceilings and drooling over Cuntystinkysnatch ('cept me and euro and hest) or Hugh. All this medical intervention is obviously necessary but it just sucks cockage. To all of you who have had ops recently, I hope you all get better and that they finally get to the bottom of the ishoos.

Game of Minge'n'perky Boobs rocks. I completely agree that there is a distinct lack of big ole dongers on display though.

Hello bear. I do like the fact that you threw a Catfish of Cuntysnatch and some of this lot came eagerly sniffing your cyberspace bumhole.

Arf at competitive gynaecology

Noks, that is a fucking genius idea for a tv show.

I don't know if I can stomach any more torture. I do like some good sex though. I prefer good TV sex to actual porn I think, mainly cuz porn is quite patronising. And I hate money shots. I tend to sit there thinking what a waste of spunk :D

We are a sad bunch aren't we. At least we have amazing tits. All tits are awesome.

I find porn simultaneously hilarious and upsetting, but definitely not arousing.
All tits are amazing. ATAA.

ATAA indeed.

I've never seen porn. (I think i might have seen it once drunk) Am I missing out? I suspect not...

Arf at waste of spunk :o

I have that feeling towards porn too a lot of the time. I quite like the 'sensual' porn but like I say I prefer TV porn because I'm really not fussed about actually seeing penetration and massive dongs/fannies. I know what they are there for. Or perhaps I don't, perhaps that is the problem, it's been going in the wrong hole!

I jest but I moaned to my mum that I was getting a lot of leakage when using a tampon when I first started having periods and she did actually check which hole I was putting it in before suggesting I might need a super plus rather than just a teeny tiny crappy thing.

Time for the brain bleach Rasp

She checked? [shocked]

I prefer erotic fiction to visual porn - I think it's meant to be a female thing.

Just read the last 2 hours of posts and my brain is coming out of my ears. Lesbian sex, only growing one boob, ceilings, POAS, surgery, stabbings etc; my head hurts.
Intro wise I'm 31, off the pill over 2 years I think, maybe 2 chemicals (I'm the king of early testing so NEVER listen to me), married to VVTM (very very tall man). I am the shitiest BESH as i appear and disappear sporadically and may yet be a delayed instadiffer (if we all forget about the 2 years ie i still have my head in the sand about needing any tests and therefore i believe i may find a baybee falls out when im having a poo next week or something) For the record I think the Cumbersnatch is one of the ugliest men alive.
BESH, why had nobody previously informed me a lap and dye goes through your bellybutton??? I am outraged. Why can they not just go through normal skin. I like my bellybutton

I have only seen Actual Porn once. We thought it was funny.

But I do get quite turned on (TMI) by TV scenes and stuff, and books. Too much details is definitely NOT arousing.

I don't respond to piss on a stick

Am with you on that one norf

Blimey. Am just watching the news and the old garlic munchers are all up in arms over gay marriage. They're crapping on about the sanctity of marriage, which us rich, considering they have a very healthy appetite for the ole extra-maritals.