FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

Sorry about Droid, bear.

The Eurowomble is clearly busy hest. No wonder I've felt a bit knackered this week!

Incidentally, everyone, INCIDENTALLY, it was I who coined the phrase ERTD years ago in my Frolicking days when I was young and unafraid

Cheers Euro. For the most part I expect it now so I'm not so disappointed. I think I'll fall off my chair if I ever get a natural BFP.

Hope everyone is well. Happy Friday!

It was you wasn't it Hest!

Sorry about droid Bear

Was it really, Hest? I don't even remember when you were a Frolicker

When I was a young whippersnapper, my parents made a tape from a library record all full of ye olde traditional songs, many of which are very bloodthirsty. Anyway, the tape has long since grown rather tired, but HOTB has FOUND A COPY OF THE RECORD I'm listening to it now, it is wonderful...

Ugh just stopping by for a mug of warm sympathy. Didn't get a really important funding thing I went for, which might kill my art-baby, then a stupid racing cyclist whizzed past me as I crossed the street and yelled "get out of the road, fatso!" at me. On a busy London road. I am now hiding behind a statue weeping with shame and fury and disappointment and concealing my tears behind my phone.

What a complete arse! Have the salmon of solace, Moll. If I could, I'd stick something in his spokes.

Bear, pass your droid over here and I'll give it a pasting.

Can I have a sticker? I have been to get my stitches out and start the IVF paperwork and have generally been a Brave Soldier. I may also have bought some new jewellery

moll I'm a great believer in karma. I bet if you follow him he will shortly faceplant into a thorny bush in front of a gang of pretty young girls who will mock him mercilessly, and he will then be picking thorns out of his shorts for the next week.

What a dick, Moll. He shall henceforth be banned from the right-thinking cyclists' club

Has anyone else seen the thread in Chat about second-hand quinnies? Is it wrong of me to snigger about it? Who would call a pram something that sounds so ... unpramlike?

Fizz - that made me laugh.

I have told myself that moments after shouting at me, the cyclist hit a pothole, fell off, hurt himself badly and will have to quit training to recover, during which time he will comfort eat because of the pain and become obese.

Was it really, Hest? I don't even remember when you were a Frolicker

That's because it was SO FUCKING LONG AGO . I was Ariesgirl then.

Moll you should have decked him. What a cock.

What an arse Moll. Don't let the the bastard get you down. Like Bugs said, he probably has a tiny cock..

He definitely has a tiny cock. And malformed balls from his wanky saddle.

What a stupid tosser.

Bloody arsing shit on his head Moll! I bloody hate the majority of London cyclists. I am a red head au natrel and I regularly have abuse hurled at me from cars and once from a guy on a bike coming towards me while running. (I told him to F off and then did a PB because I was a bit scared.) I've also had blokes (unsurprisingly) shout at me about being fat (always whilst out running). I cried a lot at first but now I just think they're cocks. I find the birdie does the job because they usually look for me to be upset. I'm not. But I furious for you. You should be able to walk down the street without fear of abuse.

I'm a ginge too Bear :)

Forgot to hand over the Speshul Soldier badge, Fizz.

I'll get him for you moll. Lemme at him! I hate tossers and i hate injustice. GS regularly shouts at London cyclists got bring twats and he is a cyclist, albeit not a London one.

Thanks Fizz

Hest-I'm glad you coined it. Sorry you've been here so long without any joy.

I'm so angry I can't punctuate! Also for being twats is what I meant.

Yay Hest. Now I really can imagine stroking your hair (in a non-weird way)

Aww, not all road cyclists are dickheads

Just been out to see Man Of Steel - it's ace

True Draf, but a lot in London are.

Can I just add 'in my experience' draf before I offend everyone. I can't count the number of times I've nearly been run over in London by cyclists jumping red lights who then shout at me for being in the way! I know though, that lots of cyclists are lovely, considerate road-users.

On a different note I saw a terrible car accident this evening. A car went into a bus stop and somehow had been bashed in at the front and ended up lodged in the bus stop with the back of the car lifted off the road. I hope no one was at the bus stop at the time.

A tiny spaniel puppy on my train! She is sitting in the quiet carriage good as gold on a little blanket and blinking at everyone! I love her! I deserve her.