FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

Draf that dream sounds horrible. I've had similar vivid, upsetting ones - waking up crying, etc. Horrid.

I didn't do German at school but my favourite word would have to be pumpernickel which, according to Big Bang Theory, translates as fart-goblin

My dream as I woke up this morning was that I was in a paddling pool in my parents' back garden and some twat leaned over the wall at the back and called me a bag of bones!

Clearly my subconscious wasn't awfully sub- at that point.

Blimey how awful draf! I hate terrible dreams like that that really stay with you for a while after. (Not that I've had anything as awful as that though.) Is it the drucks do you think? Hope you feel a bit better now.

My fave is Kaninchen (rabbit) - cute.

The other day I dreamt DH and I were looking after a dying man on a mountainside. Not sure what that was about bit it wasn't distressing at all. The man was young too.

Hest - I did A Level German a hundred years ago but I'd need a dictionary now for those! rindfleisch is pork right?

Hest- that's a horrid dream too. Are you doing drucks as well?

I think that absurd word is something like the committee for the delegation of inspecting standards in pork or something absurd.

The first one is the longest word currently in everyday use in german and I believe it means speed limit.

Bear yes I am doing the drucks, just finished actually. Just doing the arse bullets now

Good luck with that Hest. It's good that we're adopting the German way I wonder if we can come up with an uberlangfuktionellewort that's baybee related?

Oops *funktionelle!

Evening hags! I like the sehr fu(n)ktionelle Wörte (is that words or worth?) on here today.

So sorry about the horrid dream draf.

I am strangely enough very happy despite the pill etc especially with SB. A better response than I would have hoped for. Only 6 days until DR-ing starts and I turn into the monster I am at heart.

My favourite German word has always been luftkissenfahrzeug (a hovercraft). Literally "air cushion vehicle".

Fish slaps all round, we are a miz bunch at the moment.

I don't know any German except a few poncey lit crit terms from my more intellectchooal days. And zweibel and schnittlauch, because Stephen Fry used them in The Liar.

I have seen a house I really really want to buy. It needs serious decorative attention but has a massive massive garden. I feel quite passionate about that garden. I want it.

I'm watching the Horizon programme on domestic cats. Not as interesting as anticipated.

I rarely remember my dreams. Based on this fred, this seems to be a good thing.

I am relatively unmiz. Fanny cam before work tomorrow. What more could a girl ask for, eh?

I went to the Royal Academy summer exhibition earlier this week. I am considering purchasing a Tracy Emin piece called "Cunnilingus". In case KFZK ever needs inspiration.

That sounds very interesting, euro! What does it, erm, look like?

A pal of mine once entered a painting of me in the Summer Exhib! Didn't get selected though.

Erm, pretty much what you would expect. But you need to look at it for a few minutes to work out what the squiggles are depicting...

I'm watching Life Savers on Beeb Eins and I'm in bits.

Durchfall is one of my favourite German words. It's diarrhoea. Literally translated - fall through .

Also Schearzwalderkirchestorte - black forest gateaux. Just because it sounds nice. I did A Level German too. Would struggle to even ask for a coffee now!

I'm feeling a lot less miz today. It was utter carnage at work and I'm shattered. Fishslaps all round hags.

Well TFI Friday everyone!

3 days of sustained temp rise, so I think it's safe to confirm ov has occurred. Only 2 weeks of menkulling to go! How is my trigger-buddy doing?

Happy menkulling frank!

Hurrah for laying frank. You can go back to having everything crossed now!

I've just been for my first scan and it was a bit of an odd one. Without any drugs, I have 15 follies growing. They sent me for a blood test and are calling me back after having a chat, but they are likely to suggest turning this cycle into what they call "natural modified" - basically a few days of drugs to give my hormone levels a boost. For all my desire to keep things natural, it does seem a shame to waste what seems like an opportunity. I wonder if this is what happened in the last but one cycle when I just couldn't figure out what was going on. I had loads of EWCM, loads of pre-ov pains, but I couldn't identify ov itself. Maybe my body produced loads of follies but couldn't manage to produce enough hormones to pop them all.

Fifteen? Mercy me! What is going on in the Eurowomble?

I have the baby blues today. I keep staring mournfully at the photo of my new niece and wanting to go over to theirs and steal her.

Impressive growing Euro, hopefully the clinic can work with what you are doing naturally.

It's shite isn't it

Gah! ERTD / droid has appeared. Bugger.