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FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

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CaptainMoll · 25/05/2013 22:34

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

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evilgiraffe · 15/06/2013 09:23

I suspect some people are just dickheads, regardless of their means of transport. And city traffic tends to make people more aggressive, too. There is no excuse for disobeying lights, though, and it really pisses me off when dickheads give the rest of us a bad name.

Aww, cute, norf!

No-one is interested in Superman, then? It's really good, I promise :)

TWinklyLittleStar · 15/06/2013 10:34

I'm interested draf! I think I might drag HWCA to see it this week. Also I agree with you. Some People Are Dickheads. This was one of them.

Nights tonight. Need to do a run and some SWI today.

Bearfacedchic · 15/06/2013 13:49

Agreed. I dislike dickheads. Full Stop.

Did you see Henry Cavell on the Graham Norton show? He's a bit of a dish. Funny too. I might go and see Superman just because he seems so darn nice.

TWinklyLittleStar · 15/06/2013 18:00

Nope, didn't see it, but I just Googled him and you're right, he's fit as.

Sechsing vair successful though I'm CD16 & have seen no signs that laying has happened or is imminent. Running - not so good, a slow ploddy 4k. Haven't run in ages and you can tell.

HadALittleFaithBaby · 15/06/2013 18:28

That's good news about the sechsing TWink, are things better in that department?

I managed my first C25K today! I ended up doing more than the app said cos I misjudged how far it would take me and ended up finishing half way from home! Did 4k in total in 40 mins. Thanks for the inspiration! :)

I'm rooting for you all, seems like a busy time in the baybee winning stakes!

EuroShaggleton · 15/06/2013 18:30

draf I reckon we might go to see it next weekend when I will hopefully be recovering from egg collection and not up to much activity.

I saw Henry on GN last night. He was talking about being Bond. I can see him in the role.

norf that sounds adorable. Where are you with droid?

Nice work twink.

EuroShaggleton · 15/06/2013 18:32

Oooo, nice work faif!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 15/06/2013 18:52

Well done Faithy, I've done week 6 run 1 today - pooped but feeling good on it.

Did you resist nicking the puppy Norf? Wink

Northey · 15/06/2013 19:10

Well done all the runners, especially faif for a post-baybee gallop!

Still no droid. Bfn this morning on CD 55. And gallons of clear watery pant snot ever since. Oh fuck knows. But I think this might be making the decision for me re next ivf round if I want a natural cycle - clearly my system is not cycling remotely reliably, so it seems sensible to wait till it does.

Northey · 15/06/2013 19:10

Well done all the runners, especially faif for a post-baybee gallop!

Still no droid. Bfn this morning on CD 55. And gallons of clear watery pant snot ever since. Oh fuck knows. But I think this might be making the decision for me re next ivf round if I want a natural cycle - clearly my system is not cycling remotely reliably, so it seems sensible to wait till it does.

TWinklyLittleStar · 15/06/2013 20:09

norf glad you've come to a decision of sorts, well done.

Well done runners, especially faify.

faif you wouldn't believe how much improved things have been - 2/3 times a week, consistently for three or four months now. I'm not exactly sure what's changed although it has coincided with the beginnings of medical interventions. I think it finally twigged that I wasn't going to get diffed by myself. But it hasn't just been duty Sechsing, I'll spare you the details but he was very lively a few days ago Grin

HadALittleFaithBaby · 15/06/2013 20:43

I'm so pleased to hear it Twinks ;) you really had my sympathy so I'm glad its improved!

My legs are tired!

CaptainMoll · 15/06/2013 21:58

Well done runners! I completed c25k week 3 this morning so I'm patting myself on the back too.
Good sechsing Twinks.

Finally had the Big Conversation with BE tonight re mental/physical health. It was good. I made a no apologising rule that worked really well and we had a real proper grown-up talk. Fingers crossed things change for the better.
Bless 'im, when I said we needed to talk he thought I was about to ask for a divorce or something!

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Bearfacedchic · 15/06/2013 23:33

Good stuff all the runners. I did 8k at the gym on the treadmill and felt shattered after promptly falling asleep for 2 hours. I was slow and meandering but glad I did it.

I could see Henry as Bond too. He has the suave factor but maybe isn't as edgy as Daniel Craig. I still think he'd be good though.

Well done on the sechsing Twinks.

Well done on the chatting Moll. I hope things get better for you now.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 16/06/2013 12:50

Afternoon running hags! I did a slow 5K, because I really did my leg in on a nearly 9miler last weeked. I've not been able to run all week, but this morning, with three stretching breaks, it was okay.

On other news I am here working, can't you tell. Loads to do for a BIG WEEK. And I lost some of it, by sending myself the wrong file. How annoying!

evilgiraffe · 16/06/2013 17:21

Oh, definitely Henry Cavill would make a good Bond - pretty and posh and gorgeous, lovely. Though agree he'd likely struggle to be as volatile as Daniel Craig. Mind you, Craig is a very new-to-the-job Bond, so a new Bond with a bit more experience (ie restraint) could feasibly be done very well by Cavill.

We are off home tomorrow, so today I am baking for my dad. Tomorrow morning, weather permitting, I might have a quick ponyride before we hit the motorway Grin Then when we get home I'm going to have to get back on the wagon; I dread to think what the scales will say...

Northey · 16/06/2013 19:37

Oh don't, draf, there has barely been a moment this weekend where my mouth hasn't been stuffed.

evilgiraffe · 16/06/2013 21:13

norf, I know exactly what you mean... Grin freedom from SWI is proving rather fun so far Grin

Northey · 16/06/2013 21:41

You tart. This is clearly why we can't get diffed. God is punishing us. For enjoying it.

CaptainMoll · 16/06/2013 23:58

I just saw Man of Beefcake Steel.
Whoever production-designed it has clearly been spending far too much time around sex toys. Krypton is obscene.

You tarty ladies of lust should get along there quick- sharp Wink

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 17/06/2013 10:48

Morning Hags, a tad on the quiet side in BESH-land

I'm here, menkulling away nicely. Not for any particular reason, just because its the done thing in the 2WW Wink

Just a thought, because I'm prone to paranoia, I'm ok carrying on with my running at the moment aren't I? Not likely to jiggle any embarryo's about too much?

EuroShaggleton · 17/06/2013 11:09

frank I have instadiffer friends who were running up to about 5 months. It's fine. I think the guidelines say anything you were doing before (possible) diffage is ok to continue.

I'm impressed by all of the running activity on here. I should have been running this weekend but just couldn't bring myself to get out there. I am getting back to the gym though, so it's not all bad.

I'm similarly impressed by all of the sechsy talk. I don't think we can be bothered any more. It's in the hands of the scientists now.

I just had my second scan. After 2 lots of stabbing, it seems like 8 of my 15 are having a go at growing. The dr reckons I might end up with half that at EC, which would be a great result for a natural modified cycle. As I was only expecting one on Friday morning, I'd be more than happy with that.

Northey · 17/06/2013 11:24

Wot euro says about it being fine to carry on anything you were already doing.

Shock at the super efficient eurovaries! And :( that we are not ivf cycle buddies after all.

Still no droid. I did do the sechs though, in case I happened to be randomly ovulating on CD56.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 17/06/2013 12:42

Well done on the growing Euro.

Norf, you're having no luck at all. Can you ask your clinic to take blood/do a scan to see what is going on? Or perhaps ask for some Northisterone to bring on a bleed - that's what I had to do, having racked up another stupidly long cycle.

Northey · 17/06/2013 12:51

I do have a stash of progesterone from previous rounds of treatment for things so I could just self-medicate. I guess I am stupidly holding to the idea that no droid=miracle diffedness, despite all the evidence being distinctly to the contrary.

How's your menkulling going?