FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

Hello Fizzy. So sorry about all you've gone through. What a dud hand :(

Fanks all

Hurrah for stabbing, stabbers! Hope it all goes swimmingly.

Oh fuck, shred, you poor love. You won't remember but I am your double ectopic twin, and it is the most dreadful pile of emotional cock ever. I'm so sorry. Did it rupture, or did they catch you beforehand? How are you feeling physically? Could they do keyhole or did you have to have full on hacking? Are you able to get your head round ivf yet? When are you scheduled to start?

And good trigga vibez to frank and hes!

How does pregnyl have to be prepped? Is it a sucky-water-swirly-powder one?

That's the one, Norf.

Have you stuck it in yet? Oo er

I came, I saw, I triggered.

Good girl. Good luck for squirting tomorrow!

Well done Hest.

Quick opinion Hags - HWHNN thinks he will struggle to get back tonight due to work load. We did the sex on Saturday, Sunday and Monday, if we miss tonight but do it again on Wednesday night we should still be ok shouldn't we? I know clinic say to sechs the day of the trigger and again 48 hours later, but we've kind of reached the "throw everything at it" stage!

Tell me I'm being too over zealous pliz, and that missing tonight won't matter,

His spaff tests were all ok weren't they? Unless he has a problem with shortlived sperm, I would try to be relaxed about it.

It will also mean super replenished sperm for the final shot when he gets back.

Thanks Norf. HWHNN's sperm are normal so I shall try to relax about tonight. Just a bloody staff management exam to get through this afternoon first

Well at least that will be distracting, if not exactly relaxing.

Where is my droiiiiiid? I've had two weeks of vague brown tinting - where the fuck is the real thing?

I think I have it. Still bleeding on and off here. Best White Pants time?

frank you're being over zealous, that is plenty of sechsing. Good luck in your exam.

How strange Norf, have you POAF recently?

Could you give your clinic a call, they might say come in for a blood test/scan to see what's going on.

Call them, Norf, tis my advice. You may even get an extra dildocam out of it, because we all just LOVE seeing our interiors on screen. Actually yesterday I was a little annoying I suspect - "What's that bit? And what's that dark bit? And what's that swirly stuff?" That last question she looked at me witheringly and said "Your bowel."

I have A Concern, hags. Can you release an egg before the trigger shot even works i.e can you just pop them out if they're ready on their own? I seem to have loads of egg white, and every finely honed TTC instinct is yelling "Shag! Shag!" But we're not supposed to. Is it possible for the insemination to be too late? Or do the drucks prevent that?

The scanning & drugs should prevent it Hest. Egg white pant snot usually arrives before ov-ing I think. Was trigger shot ok?

Awful news today. Sir Henry Cecil, Frankel's trainer, died this morning. He was 70 and had been fighting cancer for several years

Trigger shit ok I think. V bruised tum after all that casual careless hurried stabbage.

Shit/shot - all the same.

RIP Sir Henry. As I get older, the less 70 seems old. Even though my dad who's 70 this year has dementia

Hello BESH. I'm not sure what to make of this. Probably bollocks isn't it?

Frank, I thought of you when I heard about Sir Henry this morning. Very sad.

Hest, if it's in the Daily Fail it is statistically proven to be 99.9% bollocks. It's a mixture of stating the bleeding obvious (eat healthily! It'll help!) and complete quackery. Ignore, ignore, ignore. (And don't tempt me to look at the sidebar of shame!)

Sorry. I'm feeling awfully contrite now. Of course it's bollocks, I'm an idiot :(

PS Fizz, you know it's me, right? It's me Ariel

The thought of you in a comedy moustache made me chuckle! Hello Rie - I thought it was you as I think i was lurking around the time of your nc. I can be a bit schoolmarmish at times so sorry if I sounded a bit stern.

hest I believe you know my feelings about this article and the disgusting exploitative shits peddling it, but in case there is any doubt - BULLSHIT!!!

:)

frank sad news indeed.