FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

Piss on a fiver?

Merks, it doesn't exactly go in through the belly button, but the incision is kind of in the dip, slightly under it iyswim. My belly button is a very deep one so the scar is really well hidden but also very hard to get it to heal properly. Probably on a flatter stomach than mine it is more noticeable.

Heh@waste of spunk - brilliant.

norf one of the ladies on the 10+ fred had been contraception-less for 2 years, adopted and then her second round of IVF got her her BFP. It CAN happen.

Rasp, I am rolling that your mum had to check.
Hest, in your dignified way would you pay a visit to the ladies room, tinkle in a tureen and dip a pregnancy measuring device please

merks don't say that. The woman in China whose baybee was found down the u-bend said that it was an accident. She was having a shit and the baybee just fell out.

Right luffly BESH, I'm off for sleeps as I have a Big Important Meeting very early tomorrow and I need to be on the ball. It could be a life-changer so think lucky meeting thoughts for me plz.

Speedy recoveries to all root canals, uteruses (uteri?) and bathrooms.

Good lucksies cap'n

GoT is brilliant. Plenty of gore, though, especially for poor Theon The books are marvellous, I urge everyone who hasn't to read them.

My tits are ACE And all this cycling is slowly giving me defined muscles in my legs for the first time ever, as well as minimising the cankles

Sinks, choose Star Trek. The Gatsby reviews I've seen boil down to "frustrating and disappointing". Dunno about Hangover, I've not seen any of them. Star Trek was hugely enjoyable both times I've seen it, though I didn't think 3D added much, if you want to save the £££.

Bear, hello! I'm draf, TTC three and a half years, referred for IVF in January but had laparoscopy today to investigate and remove cyst and tube prior to starting treatment. As of today, we have gone from "unexplained" to a shiny new diagnosis of endometriosis as the cause of our barrenness. Husband is HOTB (him on the bike - self explanatory, feel free to read it in a slightly lewd manner if you wish), we are both 30.

I want ace tits

or even just halfway decent ones

I despair at this country, people are being fatally stabbed in streets during the day, children are being sexually assaulted and used in huge peadophile rings, other countries are developing serious weapons of mass destruction and will probably point them at us at some point and all the people that run our country can freak out about is two people of the same sex wanting to get married. I cannot believe its still an issue. FFS perspective people.

Oh, and YES to erotic fiction being hotter than porn. But then you all know about my fanfiction habit. Star Trek Into Darkness has inspired some great new Kirk/McCoy stories, so I'm rather pleased to have lots of new stuff to read :)

I genuinely thought then Rasp that you were going to shout at me about the tits comment

I completely agree with you. WHY DOES IT MATTER? MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. HOW DOES IT UNDERMINE YOUR OH-SO-HOLY MARRIAGES, YOU UTTER PRICKS?

Suffice it to say, gay marriage is a good idea, and I have no truck with (a) those who think otherwise, and (b) those who think they have a right to belittle other people's lives and relationships, just because they happen between two people of the same sex.

Good luck for tomorrow, millymollymandy.

Good luck Moll

Think I shall use my feminine wiles to see Star Trek then...

Yes. Gay marriage. The horror. Imagine. All these people in love committing themselves to each other... Having said that, all these folk that bang on about the sanctity of the religious marriage makes me want to protest for the right to have a straight, heathen, civil partnership...

They get all uppity about same sex marriage because they're afraid they might "catch the gay"

I have small tits. I console myself with the fact they won't get saggy for a while yet.

My intro:

I am Frankel (reasons here). 32 and TTC for 3 years. Diagnosed PCOS, had a Laporoscopy to check the tubes (all clear, but I have the compulsory belly button scar, though it is quite neat!). 5 failed rounds of Clomid. 2 failed rounds of Ovulation Induction (self injecting drucks and doing sechs the natural way), though round 2 got me a chemical pregnancy. Entitled to 4 more rounds of OI before referred on for IVF. Husband is HWHNN (He Who Has No Name, because I was too lazy to think up something original!).

In Frankel news (which has been lacking of late!), his little sister Joyeuse won her debut race last night. They think she could be very good so she's off to race at Royal Ascot next month.

Good luck with your meeting tomorrow Cap

Oh. My. Word. I stepped away for a couple of hours to sweat away at Jim and have some shaggedies and I return to 3 pages. Gordon Bennetty Blimey, you BESHers can talk. I won't even pretend that I can catch up. Thanks for all your stories though.

Erm, my story is: been at this game now for 21 months and zilch apart from a line-is-a-line-is-a-line last cycle and then duly turned out to be a chemical. I think. It's still on my profile so you can have a look if you fancy a nose. Had all the Gp tests and I didn't ov first month but did second. DH ( who I would like to name GS for Gruffalo Soldier) has low count, and low morphology probably caused by a varicocele in his ball but unconfirmed as yet. Referral appointment has been put back three times in as many months and GS is threatening to write a letter. I however, may need to be restrained soon. I am known in RL as an FO (feisty one) but I'm actually rather pleasant. I have a long fuse. Oh yes and GS and FO are both 34. I'm on other freds here in the inappropriately named Conception Land but have found lots of folks bypassing and graduating and I'm still here. Sigh. So I thought I'd branch out and mix it up a bit with some BESH action.

Oh and I have average sized knockers for my size. When I lose weight they become small. At the moment they are largeish. They're alright I s'pose. Could be a lot worse and are fairly perky most mornings.

I haven't seen Game of Minge or Tudors. Mainly I've been watching crime stuff like The Killing but for the Scandinavians there's not nearly enough rumpy. Still, good plots though.

Only time I've ever seen porn was when a neighbour had fallen asleep in front of the tv with it on and GS and I were on way back from pub and could see it on his ginormous TV screen. Neighbour is now known as Porn Man.

Oh and good luck moll!

I find porn quite depressing (and yes, waste of sperm!).

Most of you know I'm a bible basher but I'm for gay marriage. All couples should have equal rights. Actually I'm surprised its taken this long!

I'm Faith/Faif. Tried to win a baybee for 2 3/4 years. Struggled due to male factors ishoos which were fortunately reversible (growth on pituitary sending things out of whack). Got diffed August 2012 and had Faithlet in April. An knackered but very blessed :)

Dear faify, you know I wasn't having a go at religion, right? Just the crazies.

Am v late for work today and cba. In fact, I still need to shower, and yet, here I am....

Roll on Friday (I will be working over weekend, but at least it's not having to speak to people. Sigh)

Oh yes, I didn't even think about it being personal. I'm continually disappointed about how judgemental some people are. My SIL is a lesbian and has been with her DP nearly as long as I've been with MSB (it must be nearly 6 years for them). Why shouldn't they have equal rights to us?! And think about winning baybees...all baybees for gay couples are wanted!

I should have hung onto the £2.50 hags. That's half a lager I'll never drink.

I've said exactly that before - you don't exactly get accidental pregnancies in gay relationships!

Do you remember the furor a few years back when someone (minister? newspaper? can't remember) said gay people were unfit parents? I sent off strongly worded letters/emails etc. my gay friends laughed and told me to get over it

Arse biscuits hest.