The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

Nonsense Jeffers. Remember when I spoke to you on the phone and I exclaimed "You're a Northerner!" As though that was dead freakish. Twat!

Twat being me not you obv

Hest have you had a hsg recently (not up to speed still) as I've heard they can make juices look like paper mâché
I have been very bad and repeated last cycle. Speculative OPK yesterday (7dpo) was positive (exactly like last cycle) and this morn got a faint bfp. I made a conscious decision to test early as it confirms to me that at least sperm is meeting egg. I know a CP is horrible but I can at least take a tiny bit of positivity from last month. Anyway pre-empted a telling off! also means i know to lay off the gin. i now have another 6 days before AF is due so into the wait of doom, can I have some fish??

Or hest is this normal thanks to candles??

Hags I am back! I missed you in a weird way on my easterly trip. Any news? When are you popping faif? All my April babies in RL seem to have appeared as well, including one that was due early May! I feel rubbish, jetlag+droidal invasion. Perfectly timed for starting a round of IUI though.

Waves at possibly newbie noks and hester you used to dwell in the sea didn't you?

To join in the where do you come from/look like: I regularly get called Italian, which I take as a compliment. Although I am an italian giant (5'9 is very BIG down there).

Welcome back Drizz! Did you have a luffly time?

No news from me really. How dull.. I'm still waiting for a date for my lap&dye, just been through a very shaggy shag week but no temp rise so I think it was a dud. For the best really as I'm not supposed to be ttc til after the op but at this rate I'll be 50 by the time it happens

Er, Merks, are you suggesting we unpack our nipple tassles??????

Frank definitely not! I've got another 6 days til AF is due but keep them handy just in case

I completely overlooked your TFP (tiny faint positive), merk. That is exciting. Tassles at the ready!

And yes moll. It was great :)

Drizz did you have an amazing time? Very jealous. Jet lag days are made for sofa hugging and junk food.

(Does a very very tiny nipple tassle jiggle as encouragement for Merk)

Please give those tassles an extra twirl for our luffly graduate Faith -

Here's her message:

I haff laid my baybee. All a bit mental. Basically went from 1cm to fully dilated in two hours. Born 7.22 weighing 5lb 4oz. Dinky but fine. More details later. Pliz to inform the BESH

Oh I am nipple tasseling crazily for Faith, amazing news. Hope she's well

Hooray Faify! Well done!

(There should be a champagne emoticon somewhere on here really)

Yay a BESH baybee!!!well done lovely Faithy

Oh wow faif! That all sounds a bit dramatic. CONGRATULATIONS! Is there a name yet? (And thanks fertility for passing the message on.)

merk.... a TFP. Interesting....

In euronews, the rivers of gore appear to be receding, thankfully. I don't think I could have taken another day of that. And today should be my last weekend day in the office for a good while. Hurrah!

Oh faify! Well done and congratulations

Name and pic on t'other place euro. She's a cutie :)

Oh my Lord!!!!!!1111!!1!*!12112@_@!@

Faify has laid

This bit always catches me out! When a BESH produces a real baybee at the end of a nine month diffment!

CONGRATULATIONS YOU BRILLIANT THING xxxxx

A BESH win

Ps fertility, thanks for passing on the message.

Pps should you be One Of Us?

Just seen it. Aw, what a teeny cutey.

Wowweeee!

Well done Faithy