The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

Excellent purchase on the moon cup. I replaced mine about 3 droids before I got diffed. Snot wasted money, mine is sitting in a drawer waiting to be used again. I always felt quite righteous using it. So much better for the environment and saves a fecking fortune. I reckon I made my money back within 4 droids. Nookie you should order it!

Dols I proper lol'd at your comment! Naice to see you! How is everyone in the Donkey house?

Technically I have only been with MSB so pretends to be a Northener but was actually born in Luton (moved when he was ten). Snogs include Welsh, Orish, couple of fit Scots, one bloke from a random country near Russia (his English wasn't so hot!) and a Russian who Dad was allegedly ex-leader of the KGB... My family tree suggests I am a descendant of the last King of Wales :)

If we're getting into family trees, I am thirteenth cousin, twice removed, to Prince William and Prince Harry, on their mothers side. Makes me about 3,000,000th in line to the throne

We are not worthy, frank - the @rse of a star AND a nearly-royal.

noks that must be handy.

frank your royal highness.

euro on picnics, yes. It's also useful for hot desking.

Handy, nookie, and all that twisting round to reach the picnic goodies is a waist whittler.

I would have to look a long long looooong way back on my family tree to find a branch that wasn't Irish. Grey Brown hair, blue eyes, ironic childbearing hips and skin so far that the Sun newspaper burns me.

*fair

twinks not if you're shovelling cake in your pie hole it's not.

My family is all English as far as I know - nothing exciting at all. I wouldn't be surprised if there's Irish influence somewhere, though, as blue eyes and very dark hair along with the pastiest of skin is a family trait. I do like my hair/eye colours, though, which is nice. Poor HOTB has nondescript mousy brown crap hair, so if we win a baybee it'd be a shame if they inherited his hair...

My family all comes from one small valley in Derbyshire. Hence my webbed toes

I can't imagine there's anything remotely exotic in me at all, given the pale skin, freckles and general gingerness.

Yes, I'm afraid I'm not proper Welsh at all. Just from there. But I loves it I does.

Thanks bugs. I guess it's probably normal then. Today has been vile. I am only just now feeling a little less light headed, and it has taken a LOT of chocolate biscuits to get me here.

I hope GP treated you like a birthday princess regardless?

I'm trying my hardest not to crave wine. How do others manage? It's not so much when I'm out in the pub, but when I'm at home of an evening in front of the TV.

Iron, that's what you need.

I have beige sludge coming out of my food. If anyone wanted to know.

it appears I'm half Jamaican. I only half-jest - found some photos a few months ago of my gran and her siblings - how did nobody notice/voice they were clearly mixed race?

euro you need a nice fat blue steak and Black Russians with a splash of Guinness. It's for your health. X

FOOF FOOF FOOF.

Not food.

I spent all of today standing next to a huge maltesers bar, two tubs of mini rocky roads, a big bag of minstrels and a packet of Jaffa cakes. I ate one minstrel. One. I am feeling so effing virtuous right now I might just go home and binge eat cheese.

My family past is fairly mysterious. Both sides are mostly from The North but there's clearly sommat continental on my mum's side as she is regularly assumed to be Spanish. People often think I'm Jewish. There's a bunch of very Irish surnames a couple of generations back too.

moll I've been told I look Jewish before (including by an Israeli). I blame my substantial conk.

My nose is quite petite - it's the hair, according to my Jewish friends..

HWCA looks Jewish, but always insisted there was no Jewish side to him. I was asking his mum about some old family photos - she showed me FIL's grandparents who were Jewish refugees from Holland during WW2.

He has what I believe is called a 'Jewfro', possibly un-pc, and a nose that is somewhat on the larger size. If we win a baby can it have my nose plz?

Ha, am Jewish and don't look it. Although having worked in Israel, plenty of red-headed, blue-eyed Israelites there too.

Get mistaken for Swedish or German a lot.

I've had Dutch. That's about it. I had a tan at the time.

I dearly hope that if we win a baybee, it get's KFZK's nose and my chin and not the other way around...

I have a massive nose & a shit non descript accent.

Sorry for rivers of gore Euro. You should get checked out if it continues any more days though I think.