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The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 21:19

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 21:30

Come on, where are you all??

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RaspberrySnowCone · 29/03/2013 21:30

Fuck yeah. Cosy palais ~~lets pizza/ice cream gut hang out~~

Them corsets were a bitch.

RaspberrySnowCone · 29/03/2013 21:30

In here!!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 21:31

Thank god for that!

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RaspberrySnowCone · 29/03/2013 21:32

Ahhhhh gin. Straight or with tonic?

TWinklyLittleStar · 29/03/2013 21:33
Northey · 29/03/2013 21:35
RaspberrySnowCone · 29/03/2013 21:39

I've actually eaten so much I can't move. I'm gunna feel like poo tomorrow. Ick.

TWinklyLittleStar · 29/03/2013 21:43

Link to the ackshual paint chart, for those of us who weren't around at the time.

rasp yeah I wasn't too impressed with the dietary advice. It does slightly stagger me how firmly in denial people can be about how much they eat. Not in a judgy way, just surprised.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 21:45

Sod the tonic, we take our gin straight with a little pink umbrella [buwink]

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CaptainMollingtonCholmondeley · 29/03/2013 21:46
FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 21:47

Well done on finding the paint chart Twinks [bugrin]

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CaptainMollingtonCholmondeley · 29/03/2013 21:49

The paint chart is fecking hilarious. BE is looking at me funny now. No way I can explain what I'm sniggering at..GrinBlush

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 21:52

Where is Draf lately? Perhaps this will tempt her out [buwink]

In the meantime, have this one oiled and sent to my room [bugrin]

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HesterShaw · 29/03/2013 21:59

Hurray!

Back to basics again.

Everyone else can fuck off

HesterShaw · 29/03/2013 22:01

Oh look. I started that fred. I'd forgotten. It was Cass's idea though.

TWinklyLittleStar · 29/03/2013 22:02

I was actually very BESH today. I refused to go on a baby oriented day out with rude instadiffer 'friend' and went out spending money, in that way we selfish barrens can [bgrin]

HesterShaw · 29/03/2013 22:07

Oh good work. Did you get pissed as well?

maamalady · 29/03/2013 22:16

Yo, all. NICE pics, Frank! Got any of Captain Fine Chris Pine or Karl Urban? I am a hopeless Kirk/McCoy shipper...

We watched O Brother, Where Art Thou? tonight, it's so good. Wonderful film.

I do have a soft spot for Tom Cruise though, I'm afraid. He's so completely crackers I can't help but feel a little bit pityingly affectionate towards him.

TWinklyLittleStar · 29/03/2013 22:16

Ah fuck. Bunny fail. [buangry]

Sadly I was driving so didn't get pissed. I did eat cake and swear liberally though.

FriendofDorothy · 29/03/2013 22:18

I have never seen that paint chart fred before. Genius!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 22:34

From the same photoshoot

Will this do?

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HesterShaw · 29/03/2013 22:52

O Brother Where Art Thou is genius.

maamalady · 29/03/2013 22:57

GORGEOUS

Hest, that's my favourite song in the whole thing, I think. Just beautiful.

HesterShaw · 29/03/2013 23:02

Karl Urban? Eomer, yes? The one who is UNFEASIBLY hard in LOTR. I reckon he even SLEEPS in his armour.