The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

[maamalady]

Eomer indeed. Unfeasibly hard, eh? I think I've read a fic or two along those lines...

[HesterShaw]

He would never be as fit as this

or

this.

Boromir would be filth. FILTH.

[maamalady]

I wouldn't say no to any of them, to be honest.

[maamalady]

That may be partially down to three years of TTC, though. It seems the more sex I have, the more I objectify every man I see, especially the pretty ones Or maybe it was coming off the Pill that did it - there was definitely a sea change in libido at that point.

Or maybe it's just me?

[RaspberrySnowCone]

Not just you Evil, my sex drive went through the roof when I came off the pill. Shame MATVs seemed to disappear at about the same time.

Words were had yesterday and for some stupid reason I asked him if he was shagging someone else. I know damn well he's not and luckily he took for what it was, a stupid comment made in frustration. I've ovulated now so I'm out for this month but I really don't want to be stuck in a sexless marriage. He knows how I feel anyways. :(

[TWinklyLittleStar]

Oh rasp love I do know how you feel and it's hideous, it really is. HWCA and I have had awful problems because of his attitude to sex. It's not just about TTC, though of course it's frustrating idea(to say the very least) when the one you love is 'stealing' your chances for another month. Let me lob some fish at you and pour you a breakfast gin.

[JethroTull]

Good Fred Hags.

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

Hiya hags. Nice pad. Clearly no gate crashers welcome.

[EuroShaggleton]

I tried to explain the paint chart to KFZK. He looked a mixture of puzzled and disgusted.

Draf the Pill was very effective contraception for me because it killed my libido stone dead.

Rasp sorry about the troubled times.

I think I might be egg laying. It's CD 18 from when I started bleeding, so if I am, that's only a couple of days later than normal, which I am quite chuffed about. After all those years of irregular cycles, it seems that now even IVF downregging drugs or an MC can't knock me off course for long (I got back to normal straight after last year's IVF debacle). The only downside is that we haven't yet dtd. Between the 10 days of mc bleeding and the jetlag, I have felt too knackered/about as sechsy as a wet flounder, and he hasn't exactly been chasing me around the bedroom. I think we'll try to get one in tonight, so at least we might be in with a chance.

[maamalady]

Wet flounder is more sexy than dry flounder. True fact.

I feel like crying today (and yesterday), and I don't know why.

[HesterShaw]

Easter blues. All that new sodding life :(

It amuses me I have to start stabbing on Easter Sunday when the bastard fields are full of fecund sheep and their adorable offspring, and the birds are courting like mad and the flowers are starting to grow and my SIL is about to drop with my sister a month or so behind her bitches

[Northey]

Spring is a Topp Time For Suicide, you know, because the painfulness of the world coming back to life when you are so low is difficult to bear.

[EuroShaggleton]

Blimey. I think we need more gin, ladies.

[Northey]

I iz having coffee with caffeine in. Take THAT, reproductive health! I shall crack open the gin later.

[TWinklyLittleStar]

I have not seen many signs of spring. I feel like crying and my boobs are killing me. Is it too early to start on my Easter egg?

[HesterShaw]

It is never too early for Easter eggs xxx

[Northey]

The only reason I am saving mine is that I will be Very Sad if I wake up tomorrow and don't have one. Like a paschal bfn.

[TWinklyLittleStar]

'Paschal BFN' made me laugh, which is good, as I am riddled with PMT and even crying at Game of Thrones, ffs.

[Northey]

Which episode? I suspect that my joyful reunion with AMNH tomorrow is mostly going to be spent listening to him bang on about the new series.

[TWinklyLittleStar]

Last one of series two. Fairly low bare-breasts count in this one. I take it you're not a fan?

[HesterShaw]

I don't have any Easter eggs. We forgot to buy any and now everywhere's sold out!

[TWinklyLittleStar]

Could you line some cups with clingfilm then melt chocolate into it, to make your own eggs?

Fuck it. Just eat the chocolate.

[maamalady]

I have not cried (yet, though have got a bit teary), and have done the washing up. I haven't been out on my bike though, so now I feel guilty as well as weepy and useless. I wish it would all just stop.

A Game of Thones is wonderful. We are going round to friends on Monday to watch the first of the new series. I may reread the series soon, what with having my library all unpacked and easily accessible once more.

We have no Easter eggs either, but ILs are coming tomorrow, so they may bring something. We have got them a reduced-price Christmas stocking and us a Christmas selection box from the Hotel Chocolat factory shop. Good thing we're all atheists, I suppose...

[Northey]

I am a fan, I promise. Just not quite to the distressingly drooly extent that he is. And apparently it's childish and not funny if I refer to it as Game of Boners instead.

[TWinklyLittleStar]

We call it Game of Boobs. And we are grown up and very funny [busmile]

draf I am still jealous of your library, especially now I've seen the pictures.