The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

Happy burfday bugs!!

FYI still diffed. Had my first Any baby news? text yesterday. Oh what fun!

Do you want to know something? They are ARSE candles.

TMI?

Happy burfday bugs! I hope you have Nice Things planned.

Faif you might find this will come in handy over the coming weeks. :)

hest I found them better once up that way but hated the insertion. Whereas the other way the insertion was easy but the leakage was vile.

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Talking of vile leakage, I think there must have been a few mc leftovers. I have had lumps of stuff falling out of me all morning. It was really fecking grim. I felt too queasy to prepare my lunch for work.

A BESH burfday! Happy day, Bugger my lover.

Euro, no I is TMI.

What do you think it is? Mc leftovers? :(

I think it must be Hest. I am dreading the next loo visit. Bleugh.

Ah, just don't look, lovely girl.

I use a mooncup. It's kind of difficult to avoid!

I've never come over Welsh. Only English, Irish, Cypriot and Italian. Oh I tell a lie. There was a Welshman once.

Mine have been English, Scottish, and Australian. Never Welsh, oddly. And now I never will. And sadly never an Irishman or a Frenchman......

I keep thinking I really should get a mooncup seeing as I bang on about the environment a lot. I really should, shouldn't I?

Oh shit, forgot the Irish! Belfast though - didn't have the same seductiveness of say a Dublin accent.

KFZK is Irish. But stealth Irish, i.e. no accent. He moved over here when he was small and then went to a posh boarding school, so sounds a bit like a BBC announcer from the 1940s. As I often remind him. I'm not sure Belfast would do it for me. Bizarrely, despite living in France and Belgium for 2.5 years in total, I have never had a French or Belgian boyfriend or even snog.

Oi, nothing wrong with a Belfast accent! :)

I keep thinking each period will be my last so there's no point in buying a mooncup. Should just bite the bullet really. (not a fanny or arse bullet though.)

euro love that is grim alright. Life does like to come up with inventive ways to punch you in the teeth, doesn't it.

I like northern Ireland accents generally. But not as much as ones from further south.

But definitely never a Frenchman!

Sozzles Twink. But to be fair, I didn't want to sleep with you before I knew you had a Belfast accent, so it doesn't change much.

The Italian had a sechsy accent but was a tvvat, so I don't think accents count for much anyway.

I got a mooncup last autumn, a full EIGHT YEARS after first thinking it would be a good idea. It is boggling how easy it is - and no throwing away of mountains of packaging!

I have lusted over several Welshmen and Irishmen, but the only up close I've ever had is HOTB, who is English. Still, he did get compared to James Bond once ( ) by some American women, so I count that as a win.

KFZK looks like a cross between Danny Alexander and Eddie Redmayne.

Why did I think of that? Oh yes, because there is no chance of anyone saying he looks like James Bond.

I think it was mostly "Englishman in a suit" that did it, to be honest. Mind you, I think he's drop dead gorgeous, so fair enough if anyone else does too

I am graciously not sulking at euro for not wanting to sleep with me To be fair, I've been living in England for 14 years so my accent isn't that obvious unless I'm angry, drunk, very tired, or talking to a fellow Norn Iron-er. HWCA looks a bit like Vince Vaughn. Or a brown bear.

I actually laughed out loud at the third post on this thread.

Happy Bugsday!
Euro, that sounds grim. Hairstrokes.

I had a French boyfriend for quite a long time, and a clandestine drunk dalliance with an Irishman. I have retained my ability to swear extremely crudely in French.

I am a moon cup devotee. I love not having to remember to buy fanny wadding.

Right that's IT! I'm getting one!

Winks your accent sounds lush! I wish I had an accent. When we had a BESHmeet a couple of years ago, someone said I had the most accentless voice they'd ever heard. Though someone else said recently I'm starting to sound proper West Cornwall. Perhaps on certain words.

Oh god trust DolomitesDonkey! "Doesn't suffer fools" is putting it mildly.

(that was to Winks about the link she posted)

Arf! I'm so using that line in future. Also, the OP seems to be a decade younger than me. I don't know why I resent her for that, but I do. She probably is fecking diffed and all. Like the honeymoon pure lurver one.