The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

Happy swi-ing, moll.

I love your irrepressible locks. I used to think mine were the same, but I have discovered they are tameable, by GHDs. I'm lined up for a long overdue cut and colour next week, once this horrible deadline is out of the way. I cannot wait!

noks she can't be English. Surely we all just smile and say "it's lovely", tip the hairdresser and then go home to try to sort it out?

euro oh she's English alright. Born and bred in Surrey ! She's always had a complicated relationship with her bonce, though. I have been witness to many hair tantrums, which of course find completely hilarious. Some would say I make the situation worse.....

I hope you're going to have some time off this weekend ?

Not a chance - deadline is Monday. If I see daylight between now and then I will be doing very well!

I am visiting my parents. They have no WiFi I may be out of range this weekend!

It's a shocker isn't it, the parents having no WiFi. Mine are the same. They still have dial-up FFS!

Also - you're supposed to tip hairdressers?

I am terrified of hairdressers. I usually just mumble thanks and scurry off to the nearest loo to fix it myself..

Euro will you get a break after the Monday deadline? It all sounds a bit much.

No wifi?

Pack extra gin to make up for it.

I am panicking. Didn't read the instructions properly so didn't realise the arse/fanjo progesterone candles are twice daily. I missed this morning. Waaaassh. I'm such a twat :(

Why are there two s's in that Waaaaaaah?

Have been absent due to job of doom. Wtf are arse/fanjo candles? Do I need some??

Catching up gradually. Captain get a male hairdresser. Always tip. Don't be scared, if they give you something you don't like tell them, next time you will get what you want

hester I add variance within conception topics to you and euro by adding 'how do you know you O'd?' as I get pissed off by 'I always have a 28 day cycle'

Merkin, you don't want to know

hester you are only making my need to know worse. If it involves actual candles then I have plenty spare and handy under the spare bed

No. It's the progesterone pessaries they give you after IUI/IVF.

Yes, things will ease off considerably after Monday, moll. And then I'm off to the US a few days later.

Merkin the arse/fanjo candles are the vile progesterone pessaries you have with IVF and IUI in Hest's case. They are oil based and melt... Everywhere...

Er... If they're a pessary can't they only melt in one place??

Merks though I've not had prog candles, I've had other candles for other things, and they get kinda.. dribbly. You don't want an attack of wind half an hour after, IYSWIM.

How much do you tip hairdressers then? I've never been to the same one twice. I hardly ever get a haircut.

Also Hest really sorry, I have not yet got to the progesterone candles stage so I can't offer you any advice or words of reassurance there.. Hope someone else can though.

I tip quite a lot to ensure he always works hard so if its say £60 I make it £70. I tip my waxer more and daren't stop in case tip size is indirectly related to pain. Wax is £31 make it up to £45

hest no words of wisdom here sorry, plenty of fish and sneaky hand holding though.

Check this thread, we are mysterious.

Do you get progesrerone candles for arse and fanjo/yoni, or is it just one or t'other?

Gravity, Merk, gravity. What goes up must come down.

Hest you'll be fine. It's really early. You're prog levels would still be rising on a natural cycle. And I didn't have fanny candles at all when I did IUI!

Twink the same product can be used either way. Some clinics always advise arse and some fanjo. I lived dangerously and mixed it up - front door for every day, back for dtd or dildocamming.

I have marginal signal .

Hesty, can't help on the pessary front, but here to hand hold all the same.