The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

What's a buzzwam ?

Maybe you peaked halfway between the two tests, bugs, meaning they caught you at the same point on the way up and the way down.

Buzzwams = breasticles

Well done on the confirmed ov Rasp. Norf's suggestion of just catching the peak sounds sensible to me.

Aargh, sorry Bugs, not Rasp

I have had a glass of wine and have been watching Frankel videos

But of course, noks. Tis my default position whenever someone with a white coat is around. It gets me in all sorts of trouble in the bakery section of the supermarket.

That sounds logical Norf. That's a really high level bugs. Was it for 2 eggs?

Right, I've had enough for the day. Time to go home.

Phwoar, you know how to enjoy yourself, frank.

Party animal me

euro do you wait by the cake section, waiting for Dr Baker type man to compliment you on your fondant fancies ?

Hurrah for ovulation bugs.

frank how much wine, exactly ?

Just the one Nookie. Nowt wrong with watching Frankel videos, he's luffly

:(

On the way home from work I noticed that a neighbour's door was open and the lights were on. It's bin day, so I thought maybe she had put the bins out and not closed the door properly behind her. No, she had been burgled. I got a bit of a shock - as we (I had grabbed KFZK by this point) pushed the door open to call out for her, there was a strange woman standing behind it - apparently a lodger. So we looked around the place with her, suggested she call 101 (she was American and was looking at a loss at what to do) and tried to help her out. Now just waiting to see if the rozzers want to speak to us. And feeling rather jumpy at the idea of having my sentimental stuff ransacked (spates of burglaries around here tend to be quite tightly grouped). I don't have a huge amount of valuables but would be devastated if my photos, gifts and holiday mementoes were to be taken. We are currently considering how we can set up Indiana Jones style hazards in the hall.

Not what I needed after a 12 hr day. And I feel just awful for the poor people that live there, one of whom was absolutely lovely when we moved in.

Oh euro that's utter rubbish, sorry. Can you put any extra security measures on your own place - lights, alarm, that sort of thing? And make sure doors and windows are locked, on the chubb as well as the Yale. Make your place an unattractive target.

Shit euro that is just crap. I hope you, KFZK and the neighbours are ok. Xx

Oh Euro that's awful . Hope you managed to sleep ok, and yes to a double check of your security measures, for peace of mind if nothing else.

Oh, how horrid, euro :(

Thanks ladies. I eventually headed off to bed, but when the police came out, KFZK popped over. He also found her some numbers of 24 hr locksmiths as they had literally kicked the lock off the door.

Twink we actually got quotes a couple of weeks ago to have a better front door lock put on and my dad is going to fit a new house alarm for us (ours has never worked). Better get on with it. I'm conscious that our place is already a pretty attractive target. It's one of the two largest on the street (not that that means much as it is a tiny mews with only a few residential places, but still). Meh.

Given how pathetically weak sentences for convicted burglars are, the only other option I can see is shooting the fuckers. euro good you're putting security in place. FWIW the most 'attractive' target isn't necessarily the biggest or naicest one, but the one where a burglar thinks they can get in and out quickly and without being disturbed. Most burglaries result in the same stuff getting nicked - laptops, cash, games consoles, cash, jewellery, anything that can be carried easily & discreetly and sold off quickly, and the smaller flats are just as likely to have this stuff. So try not to worry too much.

I need to get washed, dressed and go to work via Tesco. I am procrastinating badly.

Yesterday I decided that if I hadn't won my baybee by July 2015 I would give up and buy a horse instead. HWCA has vetoed that idea. Git.

Oh BTW I am royally fucked off with the surge of 'oh my goodness I'm diffed so shocked whatdoIdo' threads in Chat at the moment. Harrumph.

twinks I have ventured outside of this thread and the other one I'm on. By Christ on a bike, I was so fucking bored. Some wimmins who are ttc are really DULL. Where is this chat room you speak of ? What devilry is contained within ?

Burgling fuckers, euro :(. When I was a student I was in our student house asleep on my own at 3am and the fuckers got in. Never been so scared in my life.

Most of Conception is boring.

"Could I be pregnant?"
"I don't know: do a test" (usually from Euro and me )

Conception is full of huns, hubbys, bubbas and kisses at the ends of posts. nookie if you click on Active Conversations, you can see active threads in all the other topics, including Chat, which can be really entertaining.

twinks on Ffs, really ? I shall investigate later when i have wine and my electric cigarette in my hand. Is it full of 'baby dust' ? And bubsiewubsiedoodahs ? And snugglebumpkins ?

"Bubba" makes me want to puke. Except in this context.

Hest that made me laff. I am really baffled as to how some posters think a stranger on the internet is more likely to know than them whether or not they are diffed. Just POAF ffs.

How are you feeling today? Have you been clenching? I think I did after IUI and ET.

grim about the burglars, Euro. I hope they get nicked by the fuzz sharpish.

I am still thinking sticky thoughts, Hest.
I must confess I am also thinking them for myself as we are mid-shag week and BE is doing ever so well. I used up my last OPK stick this morning and it was looking good. No temp rise yet, but I think we've hit the bullseye timing-wise this cycle so now I can menkul for a couple of weeks before Droid and surgery

I just went to the hairdressers, which is pretty much a bi-annual event for me. Poor love attempted to style me up with a kind of flicky, prim 50's housewife do. I humoured her. It has now reverted to it's usual wanton, messy tangle, as I knew it would. Foolish hairdresser - her tongs and sprays are no use - my locks will not be oppressed!

twinks My favourites so far:

Advice on my dog and his teeth

And

Wooden floors downstairs and carpets upstairs.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

cap'n hurrah for unruly locks. Why did she attempt to do a Stepford wife stylie on you ? You should have done what my total diva of a Bessie mate did last time she got her hair cut. Mid-way through the cut she looked up to see what the stylist was doing, hated what she saw and screamed 'step away from my head now' and demanded to see the manager. She's such a hair princess.