The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

Of course, noks. I'm all about the multitasking.

The poor love. It must have really taken it out of him.

Nice namechange, ex-mole.

Who wouldn't want a yoni massage, eh?

Are we all off to Hull then?

Oh, I've missed all the excitement!
Well done Hest and Mr Hest.
I have belatedly got my pompoms out and am chanting IOTO whilst dancing round the office, because I am the only person in today so I can DANCE AROUND IF I WANT TO!! Yeah!
IOTO IOTO IOTO IOTO!!

It's my fanny party and I'll dance if I want to, dance if I want to, dance if I want to!

Well done spoffbucketshaw!

jingle are you my brother from another mother ? Literally csnnot believe that there as another person in the world who fancied the know it all smarmy copper topped twat. What are your thoughts on Jimmy Nail ? Fuck, I think I've met my soulmate.

norf you and your nut bush city limits should dance. Dance like the WIND.

I used to think Jimmy Nail was hawt.

What's next, then? POAS in a fortnight?

Yes on the 27th. I have a wedding to attend that day though so I might do it the day after as we're staying at someone's house. Or I might do it on the morning if the wedding so I can drink to great excess if it's negative. WWYD?

Tricky. Depends how you think you'll react if it's negative. If it will ruin the wedding, I would wait till next day.

I'd see how you are feeling nearer the day. You might have other signals either way by then.

Ok. Will wait and see.

Glad it went ok Hest. What is a polyp pliz?

hest how are you feeling ? Are you ok ?

It's CD40 in the norfy house. I have a massively wet fanjo. Any inserted fish would probably survive.

Wtf is your cycle up to norf? You POAF'd last week didn't you?

norf I have a frozen seafood mix. Would that help ?

With you on the cycle craziness Norf. Do you think you've ov'd?

Norf that is a bit odd. CD40?

Hest I'd probably test the morning of the wedding and get riproaringly drunky if it's a BFN.

In euronews, I think I am on CD1. I've found one thing that is crewy post-mc. It doesn't seem to have messed up ov or cycle length, but I seem to have more in the way of spotting than usual. I only usually get it for an hour or two before I start properly, but it was much longer this time. I feel like I have been bleeding for most of the last month. I would like it to stop soon, plz, or I will look like a shrivelled prune.

euro you poor thing. Kind of holds you back doesn't it ? I didn't have a proper period for six months after mine. Psychologically, it felt like I couldn't move on. Big pants.

Hmm, I hope it doesn't mess with my "beautiful endometrium". It was one of the few things I had going for me...

(Noks, this was before your time I think, but it was a compliment from a sonographer. I preened.)

In fertility terms, that's like saying you've got a 'lovely pair' I reckon

The film Stephen Frears always wished he'd made.

Euro am just wondering how you 'preened'. Were your legs akimbo at the time ?

No idea what's up with my cycle. Last POAFed on Monday. I guess it's post ivf weirdness, but the wetness is really noticeable today. It could be late ovulation, I suppose, but I did have ewcm on CD16, after 5 days of sogginess, so I'd kind of thought that was it. Oh well. Will keep on groping my buzzwams and squelching my gusset.