The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

He survived Came out exclaiming "There are loads of dvds and magazines in there!" We had been chortling about which staff member has to go on magazine buying duty - makes me laugh how incredibly matter of fact they are. And next door to the Wank Room there's the Sluice Room

Anyway back at 11.30. I'm now in the university library.

Arf at Sluice Room being next to the Wank Room!!

Only just seen your message about MrH being "on the job". If it weren't such a vital part of proceedings I'd have suggested you stand outside the door and shout "Mumsnet's rooting for you dear"

I just had my Last Wee. Something else to worry about :) Haven't even had a cup of tea this morning.

Blimey, that's way more familiar that we've ever had Hest. it sounds like she didn't manage to put him off his stroke though. Arf.

Good luck for 11.30!

Frank that's brilliant.

Well you know. Cornwall innit.

On the subject of familiar medical professionals - HWCA's GP told him his sample for his SA had to be 30 minutes fresh, then said "it would take me 30 minutes just to get it up."

Fingers crossed legs open hest. Good luck.

Teehee cheerleaders If I'd seen the message earlier I'd have set my stopwatch

WTF is the Sluice Room for?!

And good luck! IOTO, and all that.

Sluice room is where we dispose of waste....

Well done Mr Hest go hesty go! Sending positive vibes :)

IOTO! IOTO! IOTO!

IOTO! IOTO! IOTO! IOTO! IOTO! IOTO! IOTO! IOTO!

IOTO!

Cheering for you hest & MrA

Well this has made me LARF out loud in the office. Poor Mr Hest, having to put up with fnar fnar comments from Hattie Jacques. Still, at least he pulled it off (oh stop it you lot).

I am very disturbed by the sluice room though. Is that where they wash down the extreme squirters of man juice ? Fuck, this coud be some sort of extreme sport or a brand new punishment for all those who offend us.

I banish you to the Sluice Room. Because you've been such a cuntbag, you can leave the wet suit outside for today

hest is the spoof'n'juice back in yet ?

Noks x

I suspect hest is now positively swimming in spaff.

It's quite possible that hest has had a spaff attack

Pack it in

Well that was the biggest fecking speculum I've ever seen let alone had up my ladyflower. It hurt :(. And there's a polyp apparently, so if this doesn't work they want to check it out before doing anything else. But hopefully it will. I'll be one of the top dildocammers at this rate.

Sorry about the giant speculum. Yuk. And the polyp.

How many dildocam sessions are you up to now? I reckon I must be at over 30 now. I had 6 during the last IVF round and pregnancy alone.

Oh there's no way I can compete with that. You win.

Oh sorry hest

Are you off home now to rest and eat cake ? You've got to get past the filthy minded old receptionist first.

I hope your jardin du femme feels much better.

Give it time, Hest. This time two years ago I have only ever had one. Somehow the usual tests, 3 rounds of monitored superovulation, two of IUI, IVF downregging and the latest IVF round have propelled me up the ranks.

Are you being nice to yourself for the rest of the day?

euro are you holding the dildocam trophy whilst doing the Eurofoof ?

garamond , it is I, the starry mole. Have so many bits crossed for you I'm like Spaghetti Junction playing Twister. Sending my most fusiest,stickiest of vibes, with a free Yoni massage thrown in for good measure. And a few casual xxxx

Also- I was so in love with Gonch (Luke Gardiner?) I had a picture of him cut out of the Radio Times stuck on my folder. But I am a good sharer.

I might go and have a sleep. MrH is comatose on the sofa, exhausted from his early wank, poor dear

That does give me some hope Euro, though I've a lot of ground to make up

jinglebitch! I like that!

Thank you for the good wishes. I quite fancy a yoni massage