The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

It's amazing how blasé we can get about results after a while, bugs. "Progesterone levels? Oh yeah, I'll call tomorrow" :)

hest, is mrShaw all ready? Has he been abstaining?

Have a luffly holiday Rasps. We finally booked our trip to New York for next month, we we're supposed to go last year but HWHNN's job change over got in the way. We're spending 4 nights in the Big Apple

How are you doing this evening Hesty?

Have a lovely time Rasps!
Good luck Hest.
FFS Euro, smears are crappy enough as tis. Silly buggers.

Cute baby donkey alert

bugs those prog results are Very Good, sticker for you :)

Nice donkey frank, and wow to your NY trip, fab!

How are you doing hest?

Aw, it's head's too big for its body.

True moll although fertility treatment kind of puts a smear in the shade in terms of indignities I have suffered recently.

bugs that's very high - over 30 indicates ov, apparently.

ARGH errant apostrophe!

Our hero died today. Professor IVF.

I saw that Hesty. God bless that man and the joy he brought to many people

Let's give him a sainthood. A BESHhood.

Let's put him in a stained glass window, holding a dildocam and a speculum as his attributes.

I just spotted that Hest and started a fred in his honour.

Lovely idea Norf. Which cathedral did you have in mind for that?

That church with the crooked spire. To symbolise the, ummm, toll that infertility can take.

Chesterfield?

I prefer to think of it as the church of St Sechsfail now.

Good luck today with spoff n squirt.

Good luck Hesty!!! Just lie back and think of England

Did you do a trial version, where they checked whether they could get the little tube in (in case some people have a wonky cervix or something, I think)?

Soz, that sounds all doom laden, like I'm saying you might have a wonky cervix. I was trying to say something reassuring about how you'll know the ropes and it isn't at all bad.

What time are you in Hest?

My Gramps was a civil and structural engineer and keeping that spire upright was one of his jobs. Troo fact :)

Good luck Hesty!

I'm there NOW. He's in the Room of Wank. Nice image - sorry. We were greeted by the nice kind grandmotherly receptionist who asked briskly if I was going in with him. We both blushed and shuffled our feet and she bellowed "Not bloody like EH?" and dug him in the ribs. Poor thing.

Poor MrShaw !

Aww, poor MrShaw!!

Oh dear, sure that won't have helped the nerves! I'm sure he'll have performed admirably, though