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The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 21:19

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

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evilgiraffe · 08/04/2013 23:08

It's a fabulous series of fantasy books, rasp, that has become a great TV series.

EuroShaggleton · 08/04/2013 23:12

I was supposed to be sympathetic? Oh.

HesterShaw · 08/04/2013 23:17

Is it on Sky? Because I do believe I am the only person in the universe not following it.

I thought it was some Ken Follet-esque medieval romp with cathedrals in. You know. That type of thing.

Nokkie73 · 08/04/2013 23:17

Game of Thrones. We can get you a bit part as a pole dancing wench if you like ? In fact, lets all audition. My song would be 'always look on the bright side of life' and my costume of choice would be a Borat mankini.

Nokkie73 · 08/04/2013 23:19

hest box set it luv. You will not regret it.

euro after near weewee gate at EC, um. No.

CaptainMoll · 08/04/2013 23:19

I will just gently reiterate my earlier threat that anyone committing GOT season 3 spoilers on this thread will be thrown into the Pit of Despair and left there for the rest of the Fred..

Rasp that is a giant big bag of WhatTheFuckingFuck. My own admin struggles pale in comparison. Hairstrokes.

Nokkie73 · 08/04/2013 23:20

cap'n promise. Pinky swear. I shall just make rude comments about Jon Snow and his big fat crow.

HesterShaw · 08/04/2013 23:22

OK!!! I will. Anything with Been Shorn in it is right up my street.

CaptainMoll · 08/04/2013 23:22

(NHS admin struggles, I mean)
(Hest - I was sceptical at first but it really is very good. Not the least bit Mediaeval Babes, but you really do need to start at the beginning with season 1 or you will have no idea what's happening)

CaptainMoll · 08/04/2013 23:23

Nok are you actually that ginger lass that he gets all repressed over?

HesterShaw · 08/04/2013 23:25

I am a ginger lass

evilgiraffe · 08/04/2013 23:27

Thank fuck I didn't commit a Great Sin, I'd forgotten your anti-spoiler request, Cap. I shall try to remember for future posts... HOTB has episode two downloading now Grin

Droid is on its way in, CD1 tomorrow I reckon, making this cycle a couple of days shorter than average at 27 days. At least I don't have to wait for a late droid very often, so am spared the agony of hope

CaptainMoll · 08/04/2013 23:30

Draf does this mean it's available to download online? Maybe I can do that!
I really do know what you mean about the silver lining of no hope. My last indecisive cycle drove me mad. I'd much rather just know and get on with my life.

evilgiraffe · 08/04/2013 23:37

It's the most pirated show in the world, Cap, so yes, it's definitely available online! It depends how many scruples you have, really. Disclaimer: if we could buy it to download, we would, but HBO is not into sharing, it seems. Still, we'll get the lot on DVD in due course.

Nokkie73 · 08/04/2013 23:39

hest Sir Sean of my Bean, as he is known in my house. Love a bit of norvern rough.

cap'n I wish. He wants a real woman, that one.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/04/2013 08:21

I don't watch GOT, we don't have Sky. My latest tv obsession is Supernatural, I bought HWHNN the season 1-7 boxset for Christmas. We've just started on Season 7 Grin. Season 8 is on TV in the US right now, but I don't know how long I'll have to wait for the DVD

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 09/04/2013 09:08

Excellent follie growing Hesty :)

Any news Norf?

I am delighted that MSB has signed up for Netflix only to discover that it has the BBC version of P&P! Hurrah!

EuroShaggleton · 09/04/2013 10:37

Morning hags. You'll get no spoilers from me, moll. I haven't got a clue about GOT.

draf we are heading towards being cycle buddies. I reckon Droid will arrive soon, although I am hoping it stays away for a few more days, to improve my chances of catching the next egg due to work travel. Also I have my smear tomoz. Plz to be sending healthy cervix vibes ladies.

Nokkie73 · 09/04/2013 19:17

euro I am sending you good cervical vibes as we speak. I hope all is ok for tomorrow. Nx

So, I had my follow-up. The consultant was actually pleased with my response (five eggs collected, four fertilised, two three-day eight cell embryos put back, the other two didn't make it go day five unfortunately) considering my shockingly low amh, which at 1.1 is just detectable. Utter bollocks. He has recommended a hysteroscopy - anyone had this treatment ? I'll do anything to help so another rummage around the foo fighter with a fanjocam seems reasonable. He seemed to think there could be an issue with my uterine linng as I had a D&C after MC which could have led to scarring. Fucking butcher twats. Funny thing is I remember the doctor who did it and thought at the time he was a bit of a flash Harry cock. Anyway, any advice will be gratefully received.

Hope you're all ok hags.

X

alwyn · 09/04/2013 19:33

Anyone thinking of starting the books for GoT, don't bother until the fat b*stard has finished the series. Otherwise you end up like me, waiting 6 years for him to write the next book Angry

And good vibes for all who need them Wine

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 09/04/2013 19:36

Sending healthy cervix vibes euro.

HesterShaw · 09/04/2013 19:36

Norf I LOVE your put down on the primary education thread.

"How extraordinarily rude!"

Grin

I had a HSG. It was ok. I took painkillers beforehand, but don't think I really needed them. Of course, you do squirt dye out of your foof for a while afterwards... and a bit of blood IIRC

HesterShaw · 09/04/2013 19:36

Oh yes, Euro, all the best for tomorrow, duck! x

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HesterShaw · 09/04/2013 19:47

EMERGENCY QUESTION EMERGENCY QUESTION KLAXON EMERGENCY QUESTION....

I have got myself in a flap. Yesterday afternoon when the clinic called, I wrote down some instructions about the programme for the next few days. In my head today I was thinking that the trigger shot was on Wednesday night at 10pm for the IUI on Thursday at 11.30am. Now I look at what I wrote down and it says 10pm TONIGHT. Does that sound more right? How long do the trigger shots take to work? I'm suddenly thinking I wrote it down all wrong.