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The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/03/2013 21:19

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

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JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 05/04/2013 16:51

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 05/04/2013 17:10

Bugs, the Grand National is a tough one. I will defend the sport of racing to the hilt, but if in honest I'm finding it harder and harder to defend the races over the National fences - Aintree is the only course in the country with those fences.

Horses do fall and the majority of the time they are fine, but fatalities do happen - there have been 2 so far at Aintree this week. Statistically horse racing is very safe with a fatality rate of 0.2%, but that is still too high.

Racing genuinely does everything it can to make the sport safe for the participants but sometimes these things do happen. I've seen horses drop dead from heart attacks whilst standing in the field, I've seen horses break legs when just trotting round a school. Sometimes you cannot prevent it from happening.

The problem is that the National is very high profile and provokes a lot of reaction from people who don't understand the sport. They watch the National and assume horses die on a daily basis.

I do think it is time to cut the number of runners in the race, but lowering the fences will not help. Smaller fences encourage the horses to jump at speed which is far more dangerous. A big fence commands respect and horses will slow themselves into it. It's a fact that you tend to get more fallers when the going is good or better. Soft and even heavy ground means the horses can't build up too much speed so they jump more carefully.

I respect that peole have their own opinions on the race, but I do get annoyed when people start throwing round accusations about the sport and the people in it. While you do get bad people in racing, as in every walk of life, the majority are caring people who love the horses in their care deeply.

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HesterShaw · 05/04/2013 17:48

I have just eaten loads of fudge after chips Envy

evilgiraffe · 05/04/2013 18:38

I'll also point out that still photographs often make falls look a good deal more dramatic than they actually are. I think the good thing about the National fences is that they're a good deal smaller than they appear - a whole lot of greenery comes down when the horses brush their feet through it, but obviously the large appearance makes the horses respect them.

I agree cutting the numbers in the race would help. I imagine part of te issue may be that steeplechasers are faster than they were many years ago, and with speed comes danger. It's interesting that when eventing moved to short-format so the endurance phase was just cross-country, there were more problems because the horses were too fresh. Perhaps running the National horses over hurdles in the morning would take the edge off, or several miles of roads and tracks, eventing-style. There's probably too much money in the sport for that to be viable, though.

evilgiraffe · 05/04/2013 18:40

In other news, my friend went for her 12-week scan today, I'm cold, I feel both sick and hungry, and HOTB is taking the long route home, and I have had a little cry because I'm pathetic :(

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 05/04/2013 18:50

Oh evil don't feel pathetic, we'd all be the same in your shoes.

I think I might be gearing up for ovulation. I'm distinctly, er, damper and hovering between 001 and 002 on the chart. HWHNN has been informed he is on duty tonight Wink

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HesterShaw · 05/04/2013 22:03

Happy shagging, Frank. And have a good day tomorrow.

Re the horses, I agree about the field being smaller. Forty horses is too many :(. Synchronized last year was heartbreaking. He ran away and didn't want to do it :(. I cried so much.

EuroShaggleton · 05/04/2013 22:33

Oooo, happy shagging frank!

Hest I ate an entire bag of mini eggs today. My diet has gone completely to pot, and it shows. :( I just need to get this deadline out of the way (10 days to go) and then hit the gym HARD, sort my eating out and generally give myself a kick up the arse. I look and feel bleugh at the moment.

I haven't taken much notice of the National for years. But when I was about 8, my dad asked me to pick a horse. I picked one and it won! I was looked at rather strangely after that, but never managed to repeat the trick (although I was pretty good at getting highly placed).

In other news, I just made the mistake of looking at the Daily Fail (if you venture over there you have to look at the Aintree Ladies Day pics Shock) and saw that Hally Berry is preggo at 46! I'm not sure whether that should be dispiriting or inspiring. I guess it's pretty unlikely to be with her own eggs.

HesterShaw · 05/04/2013 22:48

DONOR EGGS DONOR EGGS.

My sister offered me hers the other day. Which is very sweet and the closest thing to mine and so on, but the thought of a sister/husband combo is a bit weird for now. May change my mind of course....

Northey · 06/04/2013 06:46

Still no droid. I know it's only post drucks. My buzzwams are flat as pancakes for a start. Do I really want to waste another fiver?

EuroShaggleton · 06/04/2013 08:04

Will it allow you to stop wondering and enjoy the rest of the weekend?

Hest that is sweet. My bf offered to surrogate for me when I got my NK cell result!

TWinklyLittleStar · 06/04/2013 14:05

Did you POAF norf? Can you nip to the pound shop so you only have to POAQuid?

I have a riding lesson in a couple of hours, it's as well I made a plan for today otherwise I could see myself not getting dressed.

My sister and a friend have both said I can have eggs if I ever need them. Hopefully I won't but the offers are sweet I suppose.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 06/04/2013 15:53

Ooh, enjoy the lesson Twinks Grin. You working in anything specific at the mo?

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TWinklyLittleStar · 06/04/2013 18:31

frank the lesson was brilliant. I've not been in such a long time, so I'm just trying to brush up before I go to Wales with my friend. She wants to do some riding when we're there, and I don't want to be left behind or have her falling asleep on her horse with boredom. And it was sunny! Amazing.

CaptainMoll · 06/04/2013 23:46

I have pony envy - it's years since I went riding. I used to love it.

I had a little meltdown on my friend today. Impending surgery, sneery uninterested GP and the whole infertility sword of Damocles hanging over me. Please tell me there's hope, lurking PESH IVFers!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 07/04/2013 00:14

'Scuse me a moment.

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't go onto that fred in AIBU, Euro knows which one I mean Angry

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TWinklyLittleStar · 07/04/2013 00:45

I had already seen it but you telling me to not look at it sent me back Some people have no fucking clue do they.

evilgiraffe · 07/04/2013 07:16

I hid the thread after someone completely missed the point of an analogy I made. I just don't have the energy to try and explain things to wilful idiots. Fortunately, hiding it means it's not on my threads I'm on list, and I can't be arsed to go find it to investigate the mystery new development Grin I am intrigued, though...

RaspberrySnowCone · 07/04/2013 08:15

I'm trying to avoid all other threads, there's just no point arguing and getting stressed about it, some people are knobends and are always going to misunderstand or misinterpret what you say because they're too blinkered by their own stupidity to do anything else.

Yesterday we cleaned the outside of the motorhome and got all the stuff ready to go back in it. We've started packing so consequently the loving room floor is now covered. I'm soooooo excited. Had a lovely meal of last night too but went easy on the wine so feeling rather virtuous this morning :) going to study for a few hrs in between packing, cleaning and sitting in the garden if the sun comes out again :)

RaspberrySnowCone · 07/04/2013 08:16

Hope you're feeling a bit better today Moll xx

CaptainMoll · 07/04/2013 12:28

Thanks Rasp. I am. I got home and had a big old weepy breakdown on BE and we talked about it all properly. He's been so busy with work that he's not really had time to ever realise how much it's freaking me out. So I feel all unburdened today. And the sun's out at last. Smile

HesterShaw · 07/04/2013 12:47

Glad you're feeling better Moll. Sometimes they actually need it spelling out how you feel don't they? Usually causes a row in the short term in our house, but it's better afterwards.

So BESH, what's the protocol for jizzing in a pot IN THE HOSPITAL. He will have to do it this week and is getting in a flap about it. Can't imagine a small room in a hospital is conducive to production, if you're with me. Did you go in with them or what? We're finding the thought all rather humiliating, imagining them timing and laughing and stuff :(

Ps I know they won't, it's just me being daft.

HesterShaw · 07/04/2013 12:48

Sorry, pronouns all over the shop. Substitute first "them" for "him" and second "them" for "the nurses".

EuroShaggleton · 07/04/2013 13:00

Glad you are feeling better moll.

Rasp I'm loving your freudian slip about the "Loving room". If I ever come round, I shall be keeping a subtle eye out for jizz stains. Wink

Hest I just asked KFZK. He says it's fine. Think Nike (he likes being cryptic).

I've never gone in with KFZK. I can see the point in taking some favourite "materials" if he has any. Apparently our clinic had some gay porn, which was not exactly doing it for KFZK! Something else did the job though. I guess they have to cater for all tastes! As for the timing and laughing, there is nothing of the sort. In most cases, I think KFZK has just been able to leave his pot at a window for collection, there was minimal human contact. The clinic staff deal with this dozens of times a day. It's their work. To them I guess it is no different to a wee sample, and they don't stand outside the door giggling and timing you for those. It's not exactly the ideal environment for it, but it's not too bad according to KFZK. It might be a less than ideal wank, but it's still just a wank! And at least he can do it in private, where as we end up with an audience staring up our chuffs.

HesterShaw · 07/04/2013 13:07

Sorry. I know we're being stupid. It's just we're very much the bashful, even prudish, types. But thanks for replying. I think he was imagining a nurse standing by, looking at her watch, and waiting to catch it in a pot :)