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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:17

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

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Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:01

Oh that's fan-bloody-tastic, Buns. For some reason I am dreading shag week this time around as I have such high expectations of a BFP get a fecking grip, woman. This is because it is my first post-lap cycle and I'm back on the utterly pointless Clomid. I asked DP for non-shag-week-sex before and he said, 'actually, I was about to make a curry. A birthday blowjob tomorrow would be nice though' Hmm

Frogcatcher · 10/03/2013 20:15

Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.
Frog catcher, 36, stepmotherBarkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.
Frogcatcher, 36, stepmother to 1, TTC since Oct 2012, AF predicted 3rd April according to FF but cycle variable.

Frogcatcher · 10/03/2013 20:16

Oops Sorry guys seem to have messed up the list on my phone - let me sort that out & repost!

Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 20:17

You can't get rid of me that easily, Sonics! Adding myself again !

Boodle9, 30, Cycle 19 AF due any day now, waiting for FS appointment.
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.

Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 20:17

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 20:19

Boodle9, 30, Cycle 19 AF due any day now, waiting for FS appointment.
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.
Frog catcher, 36, stepmotherBarkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March

Please anyone after Frog, keep me on!!!

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:19

Ladies, I have loved catching up with the end of the old thread and this new one! Love, love, love PIMP. Was only thinking today that after our conversation about our recepticals that poas needed to be replaced.
Well done bunny and mr bunny. Have you got the shag tiara bag?
I have fond memories of watching prisoner cell block h late at night with my mum in the summer holidays. I might have to see if it's on DVD.....
Had my rentals and fil over for lunch today (MIL is teaching in Nepal). Was quite nice, but had had enough inane chate well before they decided to leave. I prefer my FIL's company to my own parents'...

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:21

Where shall I add myself, as AF still elusive? Should cherry and I be on a sub list of those with neither af nor foetus?

happylass · 10/03/2013 20:21

Adding myself to the list

Happylass, 35, cycle 7 AF due 17th March
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.

Frogcatcher · 10/03/2013 20:22

Ok now with Boodle too!

Boodle9, 30, Cycle 19 AF due any day now, waiting for FS appointment.
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.
Frogcatcher, 36, stepmother to 1, TTC since Oct 2012, AF predicted 3rd April by FF but who knows...

happylass · 10/03/2013 20:24

Cross posts. Try again....

Boodle9, 30, Cycle 19 AF due any day now, waiting for FS appointment.
Happylass, 35, cycle 7. AF due 17th March.
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.
Frog catcher, 36, stepmotherBarkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March

Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 20:24

Boodle9, 30, Cycle 19 AF due any day now, waiting for FS appointment.
Happylass, 35, cycle 7 AF due 17th March
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.
Frogcatcher, 36, stepmother to 1, TTC since Oct 2012, AF predicted 3rd April by FF but who knows...

Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 20:25

Hurrah!

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:29

[nods gravely at Boodle's frustrated weeping and removes noose from around neck]]

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:31

Does anyone actually ever read and digest these damned lists? I don't (but then again I don't read the lists of side effects that come with my drugs)

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:34

Prisoner boxx sets on amazon!!

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:36

Bloody hell, Cats, you're right!

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:37

Going out on a limb, here. AF could be due on 14th March, as that would be double my last two cycles, ie. 43+43=86. Or does it not work like that?

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Bunnygirlie · 10/03/2013 20:37

Good to see you cats and happy

The lists seem to have gone mental!!!

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Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:37

I am obsessed with my new linkage skills Grin

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:38

Good god, raining, there's loads of volumes!!

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Bunnygirlie · 10/03/2013 20:38

Not sure I deserve to take the tiara off pip

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Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:39

I miss Merkin when she's eating.

Sonics · 10/03/2013 20:39

I do read them to see who's been ttc longer than me! Like its some weird backwards competition or something. I need to get a grip

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:40

The only thing I once did three times within twelve hours was have a shit. I was ill Sad