The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

great idea, I'll have to remember it next month or two after I'm allowed TTC again.

I'm amazed Merkin. You truly are a PIMP guru! Ics are 20ml I think? Maybe I'll hold off for a few days see if AF turns up on Sunday.

haycorn that doctor is an idiot. I've had the 'relax and don't think about it' b0ll0cks twice in the last week. I calmly mentioned that actually, recent research suggests that's not the case, while actually wanting to slap them repeated across the face with a wet fish until they recanted their ridiculous advice.

Went to the physio tonight and was talking about the hen do last weekend (the hen is a mutual friend) and he asked why I hadn't been drinking. I figured I couldn't be arsed making up a story and told him we were ttc and he said if there was a chance I could be pregnant he wouldn't do the acupuncture he had planned to do. I thought this was very strange given the berries that had tried acupuncture for conception reasons, but he said there was one reported case of a miscarriage in the first trimester after the woman had had acupuncture. It hadn't been reported as a casual link, but he'd prefer not to do it if there was a chance I could be pg.

I'm still imagining heaps of symptoms. Annoyingly, DP is away until Saturday night, and the last time I convinced myself I was upduffed it was me that was away for 3 days. Maybe that's more the link, I've got too much time on my own to consider what could be happening .

Question, hubby had jizz test last Friday, do you think he should ring for results tomorrow?

Merkin! Just read through! Excellent news! .

I was going to post today to see if anyone had ever had a BFP from an IC, as I wasn't sure about them. Lo and behold! Most gratifying. An, if you dare to slope off, I will track you down!!

DH is away tonight and think i had some decent CM earlier, but who the hell knows? Is there any reason not to start temping mid cycle? Other than to annoy FF?

barking cough up, I want to know all your symptoms
cats thank you! Re. Temps, I would say start as soon as you can, the more "data" you collect the sooner you will have something to compare it against.

bunny no harm in trying to call, at worst if they don't have them yet they will tell him when to expect them

Bunny - it took 3 weeks for my DP to get his results, and when they came back to our GP he got a call from the receptionist. Different authorities might be different though.

merkin I was very moody/tearful after Ov, unusually so, and it lasted 3 or 4 days. Haven't previously noticed this, it's usually one tearful day a month for me, and that's my sign that AF is due the next day!
I've been feeling exhausted for the last couple of days, and have had strange feelings in my stomach all day, similar to nausea but more like butterflies, when you're nervous about something. Also had something similar to a stitch, just on the right, not a pain as bad as period pain, just something I noticed. It's all just strange because it's out of the ordinary, can't really think of a reasonable explanation.
But I'm only 5dpo and I'm home alone and my imagination is just running away.. Need to reel it in before I drive myself crazy!

Thanks ladies!

barking my mind is working overtime too! I DTD last fri and sun so way too early if the a miracle happened

I started with cramps/weird stomach feeling on 6DPO. It really wasn't cramping, but I can't come up with another word that describes it. A bit bubbly, a bit stretchy, a bit pulling and pinching and some short sharp pricks. I had to have a nap yesterday and the day before but that could just be laziness!

bunny I reckon I conceived 4th or 5th so only a few days before you!

I don't know when I ov'd this month, opk tested neg, thurs, sat and sun, forgot fri.

I think all my imagined symptoms are due to my IBS

OMG, congrats Merkin. I assume you are going to POAS again tomorrow.

I've changed my details on the list as I ov'd earlier than predicted. I have got no chance this month as DH is almost about to die has a cold and was therefore unable to DTD at the required date.

Boodle, 30, Cycle 19, awaiting FS referral and AF due 15th March
Penny31, Age 33, dp and I ttc #1 cycle 1 bfp due 16th of march
Happylass, 35 cycle 7 AF due 17th March
PowderPuffs, 31, Cycle 5, BFP due 18th March
Merkin, 31, cycle 8, AF due 19 Mar
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc since January 2012, BFP due 21 March
Twinklestar2, 34, ttc since August 2011, BFP due 22 March
Sonics. 32. TTC since jan 2011. MMC in aug 2012. Due 22nd march
Thunderbuns, 34, cycle 3 since mmc, af due 23rd March
Bunny, 33, married, TTC since June 2012, getting blood tests, hubby having tests too, AF due 27th March
CaptainMoll - 32, TTC since August 2011, AF due 27 March ish Lap and Dye in a couple of months, DH still awaiting proper test results.. *sigh
Pipbin, 37, TTC since May 2011, on the waiting list for IVF AF due 27th March
ConnieLingers, very old, TTC one year, one mmc, one blocked tube, 4th cycle of Clomid, on CD5, AF due ½ April
SidneyBristow, 38, ttc since July 2012 (cycle 8), AF due ???; awaiting blood test results & appt for ultrasound
gilly86, 26, married, TTC 3 cycles
Frogcatcher, 36, "step-mother" to OH's 8 year old, TTC since Nov 2012
ILoveMyCats - 31 (nearly 32), ttc #1 since sept 2012, cycle 3 due to long cycle craziness AF due date unknown but FX soon!
Sloaneraver, 34, married, TTC for first time since Feb 2013
Soph 33, married, TTC #1 since Jul 11, on IUI waiting list
Haycorn, 30, TTC for 6 months
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Cherrycoconut 33 ttc#1 since August 2012 (stillcycle 1). Post pill amenorrhea. OV & AF AWOL 7 months now
Pipersouth, 37 married (not teacher! ) ttc since Jul/August last year, AF 10 days late but BFN

Berries MIA;
MavisCruet176, 35, cycle 5 since mmc, af due 14 March
Aquarius, 32, cycle 10/11,

Thanks pip may do one more tonight yet

Just noticed alot of ladies on that list haven't crossed over to this thread!

yeah I know was going to do some culling but didn't want to be mean. We can start afresh on the impending new thread!

I think that means we get their bfps doesn't it? Given they're not here to claim them?

barking now I am imagining a crystal maze golden ticket type, start the fans please, and all the BFPs start flying around!

merkin we have filled a thread in less than a week lol

Now that would please me. Crystal maze, only the crystal is a bfp....

I think I have a problem. I just PIMPed. Just for shits and giggles as they say. On an opk. And godammit if I don't have a faint bloody line!! Wtf? Please someone remind me I'm only 5dpo and I can't possibly know anything relevant yet?! And it's my first month on these opks so unlike merkin I can't compare with previous months and say this is out of the ordinary. So I'm just being ridiculous even bothering to PIMP when I can't interpret it to mean anything anyway!

I think I may just have lost control

barking argh!! Don't know what to advise. I think it's a good sign (but even I wouldn't pimp for a HPT on 5dpo )

But I am very impressed at your pimping

Just changing my info slightly...

Boodle, 30, Cycle 19, awaiting FS referral and AF due 15th March
Penny31, Age 33, dp and I ttc #1 cycle 1 bfp due 16th of march
Happylass, 35 cycle 7 AF due 17th March
PowderPuffs, 31, Cycle 5, BFP due 18th March
Merkin, 31, cycle 8, AF due 19 Mar
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc since January 2012, BFP due 21 March
Twinklestar2, 34, ttc since August 2011, BFP due 22 March
Sonics. 32. TTC since jan 2011. MMC in aug 2012. Due 22nd march
Thunderbuns, 34, cycle 3 since mmc, af due 23rd March
Bunny, 33, married, TTC since June 2012, getting blood tests, hubby having tests too, AF due 27th March
CaptainMoll - 32, TTC since August 2011, AF due 27 March ish Lap and Dye in a couple of months, DH still awaiting proper test results.. *sigh
Pipbin, 37, TTC since May 2011, on the waiting list for IVF AF due 27th March
ConnieLingers, very old, TTC one year, one mmc, one blocked tube, 4th cycle of Clomid, on CD5, AF due ½ April
SidneyBristow, 38, ttc since July 2012 (cycle 8), AF due ???; awaiting blood test results & appt for ultrasound
gilly86, 26, married, TTC 3 cycles
Frogcatcher, 36, "step-mother" to OH's 8 year old, TTC since Nov 2012
ILoveMyCats - 31 (nearly 32), ttc #1 since sept 2012, cycle 3 due to long cycle craziness AF due date unknown but FX soon!
Sloaneraver, 34, married, TTC for first time since Feb 2013
Soph 33, married, TTC #1 since Jul 11, on IUI waiting list
Haycorn, 30, TTC for 6 months
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. Waiting for referral to the mc specialist and not allowed TTC this cycle :'(
coconut 33 ttc#1 since August 2012 (stillcycle 1). Post pill amenorrhea. OV & AF AWOL 7 months now
Pipersouth, 37 married (not teacher! ) ttc since Jul/August last year, AF 10 days late but BFN

Berries MIA;
MavisCruet176, 35, cycle 5 since mmc, af due 14 March
Aquarius, 32, cycle 10/11,

Barking, not wishing to piss on your chips but for an opk to count as a positive for bfp then it has to be as dark as the control line. I get a faint line on a opk from ov to AF. Sorry, might still be something.