The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

[Bunnygirlie]

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

Ooh yes she is definitely named after me! Shake away connie!

Well done merk and congrats!

thanx twink this time next week you'll be joining me I see....

I didn't shake & spray (that would be a waste of 35p - I bought the cheap shit) but I swear I did a teeny Sausage Shuffle at the beverage refrigerator. I then nodded knowingly as I sidled past the Mother & Baby magazines and pointed, laughing, at the condoms behind the counter. When the cashier (Sophie; bit thick) asked me for the money I said, 'cum again?' and fell on the floor laughing. As I tried to stand up again I slipped on a rogue jar of Cow & Gate and fell onto a naked man's cock. I think I may be pregnant

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Woooohoooo!!! Merkin!!!!!
I see a line. If it was my line I'd want it to be darker, but a line is a line as they say!! It can't detect what isn't there!!

Anyway, back to me and how to get myself onto your band wagon before someone starts the engine and I get left behind.

I've been doing the preseed (every time during the week up to Ov) at the recommended dose, via the syringe. We DTD 6 days out of the 7 up to Ov couldn't on the Ov day as I left for horrid hen do at 9am and although I woke DP up at 8am on Saturday morning and ordered him to attention, it really wasn't going to happen as he (and the important bit of him) hadn't really woken up. I would hope 6 times in the previous 7 days before Ov would be enough, really. I've been doing the pillow under the bum, and waiting with legs up in the air. I've been off the alcohol for yonks.

The only thing I seem to be missing when comparing myself to you dismissing my short LP as irrelevant as it doesn't help to dwell on what you can't change is a tiny little bit of alcohol.

barking another one joining me next week I see!
connie you crack me up. I am not graduating as I don't want to leave you lovely ladies and you can't make me so there [pout] [sulk] [stamp foot]

I will definitely be remembering the pelvic contractions next time I'm lying there with my arse elevated and my legs in the air. I don't think I could not go to the toilet until the morning though, I'd be leaking through the night, eugh. If the little blighters haven't worked out where they should be while I've been doing all the above to help them then I don't think they'd make a very intelligent baby and I'd rather not have them fertilising my egg anyway thankyouverymuch.

Merk, please overlap my Oct and March charts and tell me what you think? Pretty much similar? I'm only asking because I am treating my current chart as my 'first' Clomid round - after the two month break - and Oct was my 'real' first ever Clomid cycle

I might start PIMPing tomorrow merkin, just for the hell of it! Only dpo today, but AF due Sunday so I'm not going to get to do much PIMPing if I leave it much longer!! Got my new cheapies to try as well for the first time! No considering whether I want to sacrifice a digi CB one!

barking I hope you're not dissing MiniMerk's line... Hes only 8 days old [stares hard at barking from under eyebrows]
connie give me 1 hour, just in town

Interestingly proves expensive HPTs are not worth it as my first response this morn was neg (has since developed a very faint line) so stick to the cheapies! Am tempted to buy lots of different brands to test them all against each other!

Can't help with the charts I'm afraid Connie but I can share my depressing lunchtime anecdote. When I explained to the bitch lady on the Clinique counter that I quite often did my make-up on the run her immediate response was to ask if I had children. When i gave stock response no. 1 that I had a step-child (I find that quite often stops the why not question - try it!) she then unnecessarily shared with me that she had 5 (yes 5!!) children. How can some people manage to get upduffed 5 times! I immediately disliked her & didn't want to buy anything but needed some new make-up in order to seduce DP to attempt to have just 1 child.

Fuck the Clinique bitch. She should be on Barry M with five kids.

frog she's a cow. You should have boycotted the counter in favour of non instadiffing Clarins! Why do some people think they have the right to make such personal and insensitive comments??

Not at all merk, he's only young, got plenty of time to grow stronger . I just prefer older children, preferably really strong ones at 28dpo (at least), 'tis all. I think I'd personally find the really young ones difficult to believe stupid short lp that could remove really, really young ones before they've had a chance to grow.

Yeah. The faint ones grow up to be gay.

Go on Merk we'll all send you a few quid by Paypal so you can prove beyond doubt which is the best HPT to get that elusive early second line!!

frog I think I'd have said something catty, probably offering my sympathy for the financial burden that it must be, making it clear I felt nothing but pity for the poor unfortunate woman who probably doesn't get to go on nice holidays.

I know but I was temporarily floored & she had pointy objects close to my eyes by that point!

Told you that you should have gone for the booze option Barking to get through the hen do - I reckon they will do some research one day that proves that a little bit of booze helps conception. None of my instadiffing friends gave up booze & at least 3 conceived on honeymoon when they were partying the whole time! Or at least that is what I keep telling myself until forced to accept otherwise

Maybe she gets duffed so easily 'cos Clinique makes her irresistible

I GOT INSTADIFFED LAST YEAR AS A TEETOTALLER.

Oh & I've had a headache all day - anyone else get them as a sign of impending O or is it just a result of the white wine last night? Seems a bit severe for half a bottle of frascati with dinner with DP.

I am off to read Hello magazine featuring 46 pages of Sam Branson & Isabella Calthorpe-Witheringcock-Vulva's wedding.

Frog, I've had a headache all day but it's with staring at this screen.