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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:17

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 22:39

What?!? People have left us?!?!?!?! How very dare them!

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Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 22:40

BESHers are more erudite

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:41

Don't worry nobody has left. I call in at BESH from time to time

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:41
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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 22:43

What is BESH anyway?

I have looked at other threads but never post and I always come back to the berries!

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CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:45

Can we not have the BESH vs Berries debate?? It always gets backs up. They;re just a thread of women trying to get upduffed, like us. I don't like the them vs us when at the end of the day we all are here for 1 thing

ILoveMyCats · 12/03/2013 22:49

Has anyone else noticed how much nicer people are to each other on this board than on others? There seem to be arguments and mild abuse aplenty elsewhere, but I've never come across any on conception threads. I think we all feel the same as you, merkin.

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:52

See... a single mention of BESH and the thread dies!
So... will see you in the morning waving my crappy negative pee stick!! x

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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 22:53

Night ladies x

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CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:55

Additional entrance criteria for the next thread.... do not mention the BESH (as they will reduce the Berries to miserable silence!)

raining what CD are you on? Have not heard much re your cycle... are you secretly going to spring a BFP on us in a few weeks? Grin

barkingtreefrog · 12/03/2013 23:04

Looks like I've just arrived as everyone's leaving! Took a while to catch up!
merkin I'll have you know my PIMPing is coming on just fine :p. I was fascinated to hear your discovery about bfps at only ?? er.. I can't remember how many dpo... But a lot sooner than I ever thought possible! Given my average LP is 8 days I've never seen the point in an 'early' test as even testing on the day AF is due is only 8dpo. Which in my case will be Sunday. I might PIMP on Saturday just for the hell of it!!! Grin

cherrycoconut · 12/03/2013 23:06

Hey berries, just dropping in for a catch up, loving the name change Boo and the general peeing in on a my pot stick discussion. So apt, sooo a conversation that could never be had in RL. Fresh air!

Ferning though Merkin? Can a girl be too obsessed? I feel a sausage slapping coming on...

In my PIMPing news it was negative for OV today after my positive yesterday which feels very reassuring after my fears about permanently elevated LF meaning low egg supplies- is that right? Of course by coincidence yesterday was also the day I went for my blood test for LH, FSH, testosterone annd some sex globulin levels test so at least the Dr will have something to look at!

Thx for the mojo encouragement folks. Still needed. Merkin I could have written your earlier post about DH wanting kids more than me, yet still believing in some divine man yarna conception that will happen of it's own beautiful accord! Arrggh. Denial?! And no he's not feeling frisky tonight either.

Anyone know of any male aphrodisiac that I could spike his tea with?!

cherrycoconut · 12/03/2013 23:08

Took aaaages to catch up hey Barking then they all go bloody leave!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:09

cherry its not something you can put in the tea but try what we know in these parts as 'sex tights' (Lacey hold ups) as it always works at this end! Can help you with the eggy question I'm afraid

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:10

barking while something like 6 to 10 days is normal implantation it can be as early as 3... Fingers crossed for speedy eggs for you!

cherrycoconut · 12/03/2013 23:20

Thx for the tip merkin yes it's about the only thing that works this end at the mo too... Was it raining who's fear was using them too often though lest they become habituated?!

Thinking speedy egg thoughts for you barking

twinklestar2 · 12/03/2013 23:28

Loving all the chat tonight! Hilarious!

Raining - play nicely, I don't want you to go again

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:30

Yeah I can see that happening (overuse). Clearly us berries need to come up with a list of more tactics! At my end it takes little more than a well timed blow job so I'm not much help I'm afraid

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:39

Do heels work?? I have never had sex in heels (suspect I may be outing myself as some strange weirdo) but I have never seen any porn where the women are barefoot... Maybe I am missing a trick!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:39

Strange weirdo as in in my head everyone has sex in heels except me!

CatsCantFlyFast · 13/03/2013 06:55

Right, won't keep you all waiting. PIMPing outcome = negative. However my temp has shot up this morn, woo!

cherrycoconut · 13/03/2013 07:14

No, never done it in heels either < pales at thought and immediately starts trying to think of the logistics of bed hopping while doing so>

Right ladies, add your seduction tips here please!

Good news about temp this morning Merkin mine is back down in the 96.8 realm. Sigh.

barkingtreefrog · 13/03/2013 07:18

Ah, see, everyday is a school day on here!
I didn't know that implantation could happen during such a wide time frame. So with my short LP I really do need speedy eggs, otherwise I'll be at AF before they've even got to where they need to be!! Now I understand why a lucky few still get upduffed with a short LP. I need to get my eggs in training!!!

barkingtreefrog · 13/03/2013 07:20

merkin What dpo are you? Will you be PIMPing daily for a while? I'm going to try on Saturday as AF due on Sunday.

happylass · 13/03/2013 07:26

Sorry about bfn Merkin but would I be right in assuming you are testing ridiculously early?! Good news about the temps tho. Mine shot back up to 36.99 today - 0.53 higher than yesterday Shock.
Barking I'm also due on Sunday although may be slightly late as OVd late.
Fx for a run of BFPs on the weekend!