The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

Oooh FF has a lot of pregnancy charts with first BFP on 7DPO. Can i test tomorrow plleeeeeeeeeassse?
Raining stroppy cow

get PIYPing merkin

It's what we're here for, Cats! That and the fact that we all seem to have stubborn bodies that wilfully deny our every attempt to get impregnated.

Who was it that mentioned recently that they get obsessive tidiness as a PMS symptom? I think I get that too; I was reflecting on it this week and I've definitely been more annoyed with DH and his slovenly ways in the run up to AF.

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Cats, having experienced the misery of a breakdown and sporadic periods of clinical depression I can't begin to express how fortunate we are to have partners who not only accompany us through the blackness but continue to love us, too. Go and give your husband a big kiss

Merkin, I would be disappointed if you didn't test tomorrow

P.s.. what really, really annoys me about DP is that, despite my howls of protest every time he forgets, he still puts his fingers inside me when his nails are in dire need of a clipping.

Oh you can be sure i will test tomorrow (i promise I didn't test today )
Surely you all know now I get depressed without dipping something in my pot each day (god that sounds wrong)

Oooh, can I tell a random story to you all? It was probably the highlight of my day (which will depressingly reveal how crap a day I've actually had).

I was driving home and I approached an island where the exit I need requires middle lane, but lots of people cut in by using the quieter right hand lane. I was just about to go when a smug arse sped down the right and onto the island at the same time as me. Anywaaays, he tried to speed ahead to cut me up, only to find a police car waiting at the exit before mine. He had to slow down, give up and go around (the biiiiiiig island) again. Mwaaaaaa ha haaaaaaa! Knob.

I love moments like that!

raining eurgh I could not learn to live with too long nails. Ew. Mine equivalently disgusting OH habit is not flushing the loo most mornings (he seems to go pre shower and then forgets to flush). Enough to make me puke regardless of the contents

Boodles Pot I love those moments too. Although in all probability that twat driver could have been my DH!

If it was your DH, then feel free to pass on this sensible little bit of advice free from me:

In your face, you muppet. I hope that you are still just going round and round on that island stuck for ever more in an eternal cycle of twattery.

Maybe a little harsh, but I'm hormonal!

That's exactly the kind of thing I normally say to him when im in the car with him

Ouch to the fingernails. And to the eternal Island of twattery.

I'm off to bed. Lightweight that I am. Looking forward to the poyp report tomorrow merkster

My DH drives one of the classic 'twat' car makes, so I share your pain!

Piyp! Poyp is when you're not holding it up the right way.

that's maybe what barking was doing wrong when she first tried PIMPing!

Thanks again, berries! You are hysterical in the best sense! Heading to bed, stopping by sofa to give DH a kiss on the way. s to you all.

BMW, boodle?

Oh my god. I STILL have work to do. I'm logging off right now. Yes I am. Yes I am. Yes I am. G'night all!

Can I point out mavis is still MIA since Saturday and she was PIMPing on Sun...

Cats - something along those lines! And now I'm gone!

Merkin, Mavis has defected to the BESH thread, along with Captain, I fear.

Night, Boo!

No they both call in now and then. And she hasn't been in BESH either