The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

[Bunnygirlie]

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

I would like to be chief lister. I get cross when they're all wrong. Am unhappy as have just watched crufts best in show (recorded) and a shit dog won (IMO)

Boodle9, 30, Cycle 19 AF due any day now, waiting for FS appointment.
Happylass, 35, cycle 7 AF due 17th March
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Pipbin 37 TTC since May 2011, cycle 20, blocked tubes, waiting for IVF AF due 30th March
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.
Frogcatcher, 36, stepmother to 1, TTC since Oct 2012, AF predicted 3rd April by FF but who knows...

Energy drinks raining? I do hope you're not drinking my supplies of those that feature a coloured cow like animal??

Oh and I'm not grumpy at new people. I'm just old and jaded.

And I don't want to add myself to the list as I have NOT O'd and therefore this month is a pile of red bullshit s far as I am concerned.
Are you all pissed off yet at the fact that whenever I appear I post multiple times in a row??? I shall take my punishment and go and stare at Boodles moon

Oh and ages ago someone was asking about OPKs that were easier to read.
Well when I did the Clearblue trial last year they gave me a load of these and I find them really easy to use.
www.fertility2u.com/clearblue-pregnancy-planning-kit-7-ovulation-tests-and-1-pregnancy-test.html

Bloody moon.

Still makes me smile Boodle one of the first Berry quotes I read and decided I wanted to be part of it!

And the sheep. Curse the sheep. Just stand there chewing the cud while the ram does the business and bam, they're updiffed.

Anyways i'm gonna love you and leave you... interview tomorrow so need my beauty brain sleep x

Oh those sheep. Those stupid smug sheep with their stupid smug ink spot. Ooooh, look at us, a field full of frickin' instadiffers.

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Good luck for the interview, Merkin!

Ha ha! Awww, Merkin! Just read that my freaky moon loathing helped you choose the Berries! I feel all fuzzy inside now.

Break a leg merkin x

boodle the moon jealousy is one of my favs too!

Just looked at all the threads I've started, 18 of them!!!!! I must be obsessed! 4 were elderberry ones and the one where it all began, I am proud I kind of started this great gang!

Boodle where I'm from dots on sheep didn't mean pregnant it was like a farmer marking so thief farmer didn't come along and claim them for his own. May or may not make you feel better. My poor sister is doing all the lambing on their farm at the mo as her husband is an arse poorly and she has had no sleep for 3 weeks

Hey, Merkin, which dog won? It wasn't that fat boring labrador was it? The one whose owner ran like a cock?

Dorian Gray is toss.

Labrador got reserve. No it was small and ratty (am a giant breed lover) it was lovely but I think the Bernese should have won

How are the eyebrows?

Nice. Do you like 'em?

Do you like the one that's raised?

I've switched over to Every Which Way You Can. Someone shoot me now.

Good luck tomorrow, Merkin. McDonald's?

Ah, Merkin, round our way, the farmer uses those funny chest harnesses on the ram, so he tags each ewe when he has his wicked way. The ridiculousness of my jealousy is compounded by the fact that presence of dye doesn't mean pregnant at all, just that she's been mounted at least once. (Sounds like ovulation week at Boodle house this month.) Still, they do get knocked up remarkable easily, don't they?

T'other day, my facebook friend posted a photo of her poochon, Betsy, after having been shagged by some top breed dog. She was pregnant instantly, apparently. I have to confess I was irrationally jealous. Can I join the covetous-of-moon-and-sheep gang?

Raining - I tolerated Dorian Gray all the way through. It wasn't the worst film adaptation I've ever seen but the ending was just wrong for me.

Absolutely love the book, although the bit where he (don't want to spoil for anyone) does the terrible thing to his friend made me feel sick to the core when I read it. Don't really know why - I'm not usually affected like that.

Yes, yes, yes - all animal jealousy is to be encouraged to make me feel less like a loon !

Sheep, dogs, cats, rabbits...and mice. Don't even get me started on mice.