It is a fact universally acknowledged that a woman in her thirties in possession of a ticking biological clock MUST be in want of a baybee.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

The former thread proved full of sadness and most vexatious disappointments, wherefore we know not :(. Therefore the BESH will be donning their empire dresses and enlisting the assistance of Captain Wentworth and his admirable breeches and Mr Darcy smouldering damply in his transparent white shirt both of whom with their pleasing countenances and sound judgements and enormous fortunes, in short both of whom are everything a young man ought to be in the expectation that happier times may be ahead for the BESH.

001 Hint of a tint
002 Cuntry cream

and so on.

I think that was my lifetime creative peak.

Hope you're all ok, gentle ladies. After shaking my fist at lurkers last week I decided I ought not lurk, so took my own advice and fucked roundly off. Halibuts of hope, prawns of peace, salmons or serenity, breams of bounty, eels of ease, goldfish of goodness and cods of comfort all round.

Cass is most wise and erudite and possibly pissed

Wasn't there one called Sump Surprise?

Ex BESH are most welcome as lurkers, you know. Especially ones who are so talented as to come up with a pant paint chart.

We really ought to get stuff like the paint chart in a doc in the annals on BESHbook. for posterity, and to preserve The BESH Way.

Evil [[http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/startrekintodarkness/ new Star Trek trailer]!!!!! It's all about the Batch

Bugger, link fail whilst fan girling Here

Squeeeee! And it's so full of Kirk too (and Kirk/Bones loveliness), I am SO looking forward to it. Also, how Sherlock is this moment:

"I am better."
"At what?"
"Everything."

New poster too

I love a baddie

WHERE'S FUCKING SPRING FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AM SO SICK OF THIS COLD, WET WEATHER EVEN THE BIRDS ARE HIDING AND THE DAFFS ARE BITTERLY REGRETTING EMERGING EARLY THE STUPID BASTARDS AND MY BASTARD KITCHEN ROOF IS CUNTING LEAKING AND I JUST WANT A BIT OF COCKING WARMTH AND SUNSHINE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK I'M THINKING OF EMIGRATING I HEAR SAUDI ARABIA OR SOMALIA IS NICE AT THIS TIME OF YEAR....

Excellent use of the word cocking Hest. Have you been watching Stella?!

What is Stella, faif?

Do you know the worst thing. My PREGNANT sister has just swanned off on her holiday in the sun with her rich husband and adorable toddler. A "last" holiday just the three of them.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

is sky one comedy/drama by Ruth Jones. One character saying Cockin', a lot. :)

hest I agree about the miserableness of the winter.

bugs ouch. I am going to kettlebells tonight before work. I think that might be a stupid idea. Hope your eggs are ripening nicely.

Dildocam - a lovely treat to end your week Bugs - I hope the eggs are doing splendidly, nevertheless.

I say cocking a lot. I also like "cock off".

I am trying very hard not to menkul this week but my boobs might feel a bit sore because there is NO HOPE but I have had some funny twinges NO HOPE but

Ooo, I don't like that poster, Frank. Why the fuck is Uhura there? The triumvirate is Kirk/Spock/BONES not Kirk/Spock/Uhura

Sorry to hear all the cocking problems :(

My parents are here, we are decorating the small bedroom in delightful shades of yellow because it is going to become a LIBRARY and hopefully soon I will have bookcases and be able to get my books out of storage! I am not at all sad because painting a small bedroom yellow surely should = nursery not library, oh no, not me.

I've also confessed to being barren at long last, so my parents are up to speed. And I didn't cry!

Well done draf!

They weren't at all surprised - as I'd thought, my mum had guessed quite some time ago. They just want to be kept up to date now, which is easier now there's stuff actually happening. They're quite matter of fact really, which is nice - had there been hugs or eye contact I might have gone all pathetic.