Deck your halls & dress your trees, the BESH are gifting BFPs

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

Doff your top hats, lean on your canes, 'tis a Victorian Christmas for the BESH. Baste those turkeys in Victoria & Albert style, and maintain a stiff upper lip when you fill in the BESHtionnaire to see if you are cynical stoic enough to win a Baybee.

Temp has stayed up, Chart. I guess I'm buying a pee stick or two at lunchtime

The thing that's concerning me is that dip at 7dpo. I'm worried that FF got my ov date wrong and that "dip" is actually ov, coincides with the rush of pant snot I got, which means I could only be 8 or 9 dpo rather than 16 . I guess peeing on something is the only way to find out!

Well there's only one way to know Frank
I kind of see it as you're still in it regardless? No temp drop yet means droid is unlikely to make an appearance. So even if you're only 9dpi it's only one fiver you're peeing away! You've covered all the bases sechsing wise. Did you feel like you were laying an egg 16 days ago?

I am so very tired. Will be off to my luffly bed soon! :)

Really don't know! 16 days ago was Boxing Day and I was too busy running around like a headless chicken dealing with family, etc!

I plan to test tomorrow, unless I get a massive temp drop in the morning.

Morning. Am sat in car in work car park. Can't really be arsed to go in for my 13 hour shift. And I'm studiously ignoring the looming weekend on.

So. frankle? < hoicks monocle for stoney stare> intresting. I'm not a futility friend or temp-er, but all sounds good.

Jethro- I'm sending ripening thoughts your way. (although I'd take out the banana now). When are you heading back for more advice/fanjo-cam funtime?

We might be taking a step away from the whole ttc thing. I think we're both a freaked out to be honest. I've got another job interview coming up (Monday- Eep). GHJ is frankly terrified of the whole AC malarky. So think I'm going to ring my unit and ask it I can ring them in maybe march time to maybe look to start later in the year. My worry is that that'll put us to the back of the queue again.

Oh I don't know.

Finally watched the bbc 4 ivf documentary. Twas good. That was the unit I was thinking of transferring to.

Sooo. fsr. Can I tempt you to do a foolish lunchtime pee on a fiver?

Sink. It's so tough isn't it? After a certain point, you just want to switch it off. How old are you if you if don't mind me asking? (I'm sure I could tell from FB but I'm so tired I'm hallucinating a bit so humour me!).

oo I would definitely be POAS with those temps!

Where is this chart pliz Frank?

Am loving the fish references. Old school BESH.

Jeff, chart is in my first post this morning at 7.56.

Sinks, I totally understand where you are coming from, many times I've contemplated just taking a break, or even giving up. The whole process is just so draining at times.

Ooh, might we have a Triassic chart in the offing?

Ah yes. The word CHART sort of gives it away really doesn't it

Morning Rie

Morning Jeffers. How are the follicles this morning?

They are hurting. I called the clinic & a luffly nurse told me this in fact Good News. Means they are growing. Only on the left side. The right side of me doesn't appear to be working. Which is what my needles woman has always said. Weird.

Needles ladies freak me out a bit, if I'm honest. And feet ladies. How do they know?

It's Odd. Something to do with my pulse. Apparently I am Blood Deficient. And yesterday my pulse was thready. thready ??

You are lacking blood?

I am lacking Chi. Energy. Which translates into my ovaries not having enough umph to produce anything decent. Apparently. I just luff my needles woman because she is fab. She's Very Wise.

Blimey. Maybe I should get me a needles lady. I lack energy too especially at this time of year.

I had my feet done a couple of years ago. Was very strange. She told me I carry my tension in my left shoulder (I do, whenever I'm tense/nervous my whole left shoulder blade tightens up) and when she was working my feet it felt like someone was massaging my shoulder

I may now be imagining things (very likely) but my left nipple feels tingly

Ooo, Frank. This is all sounding terribly promising.

Luffly chart frank. You better pee on something soon!

Should I opt for feet or needles if I fancy some woo in my enforced month off when we do our review at the clinic? I am knackered but that is because I went to the pub after work and then met a friend for drinks and then came home Really Late.

Hurrah for hurty follicles. Grow nicely! Triggering on Sunday, you said jethro?

Sorry about the TTC shit sinky. It is difficult. Have the cutlass fish of comfort (I think the cod is in use already).

How are things with you ariel? Stabbing? Fanjo camming? I have trigger-induced hcg-dementia...

I have just had my last month of actual SWW given that the January cycle was cancelled. Have to call the clinic on day one of next cycle, then it will be pill for a while, then the stabbing will commence.

Duh, I totally remember now. That and the shittiest Christmas plans coincided to make the end of 2012 a true crown to the year of shite. I still find going on the pill so counterintuitive, but my clinic does it too, pre-IVF proper down-regging. Weirdness. And sorry.

Sorry my love? What for?