The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

Thanks. We've been trying a year and were getting referred on after new year. Mr df has said great but he'd not getting into it until twelve Weeks! I think he has the fear of disappointment...will keep meon the ground.

dor you star! Well done and hurrah and here let me squeeze you for luck. I'm sure additional manhandling is just what you want right now :)

blue congratulations!! Did you tell him in person?! I told AMNH by text in topp teenage stylee.

I've just noticed, we're starting to run out of fred. New theme ideas? This one has only last 3 weeks

Told him in person but just as he'd got in with his tea so I should've known better
I'm off out for a meal with work...can't keep my head straight though

Victorian gentlemen has been mentioned previously, might be a good one for Christmas?

Failing that, I'm all for something Jurassic Park or Jaws based. Or Terminator. I love those films :) Girly rom-coms can bite my shiny metal ass, it's all about monsters and action for me.

Something drug related, as befits our massively drug addled current population? Trainspotting, maybe.

Congratulations bluer!!!!

I stayed home today and worked from the spare room, it saved my sanity from the enviable 'god you look like shit' comments for the whole :) got quite a bit done actually, was quite nice but feel knackered this evening from all the tears yesterday.

Anyhoo, I quite like the idea of a terminator thread....how have we managed to finish this one off in less than a month!

Right. In ivf progress news, I have booked consent consultation, fannycam and trial embryo transfer (which i think is just shoving yet another tube up the fanjo) for me in the second week in Jan. And a provisional spaff slot for AMNH next week, in case they think his last one didn't check enough things or something. Or if he forgets to fax it through (more likely). It seems ages away. But I suppose it's only the other side of Christmas.

Evening hags

Excellent work Dor, wowzers Bluer and [wave] to Boo

Phew.

How is all?

I had my furry muff all ready for the Victorian Gentlemen feem, but am an actual fan off all boy films. If its got a montage, I'm there.

I'm going to throw Die Hard and Rocky into the mix

Howdy Norf

My appointments next thurs. And joy, I've just been recalled for my smear which will be fri.

A whole week of fanny fun.

Give us a go on your furry muff, slinks?

Which appointment is it for you?

MONTAGE!

Appointment? Gawd only knows. My first encounter at clinic since referral in April... the results of my blood and scans from August? Maybe a plan for treatment?

Or maybe just another naice little chat about my subfertility.

And I have to do it after a night shift. And I have to point out how horrific the clinic has been to date. Without crying.

My fav montage is Rocky IV. classic.

I am knackered. HOTB is away until Sunday afternoon. WIBU to go to bed? It's so early...

I think I need a fish-slap, this menkulling is getting out of hand.

Am all alone tonight as well. Bored and tired.

Also alone. If I'm not on bloody night, ghj is.

But i did invest in some red wine earlier which is cracked open.

And there's nothing on tv. And I can't stop eating.

I've just watched Romeo and Juliet (the baz lurrman one) on sky anytime.

I remember how cool that was when I came out. I bought it on VHS and the could track cd. ..

Or the soundtrack cd...

Fecking autocorrect.

I'm watching a thing on bbc4 about John Barry. It is quite dull, but I can't reach the remote and am full of inertia.

Blardy 'ell I toddle off to work for 12 hours and when I get back dor has laid and blue's had a win! Flipping marvellous!

bluer feel free to lurk on the PESH thread. That's what we all do until we start to believe we might actually be diffed! I'm rather excited about not being left on my own after March!

Brimming with positivity about impending treatments working too!

Wow - the PESH one in one out rule is working super quick today :)

Oh bluer I missed your news. How fabulous!

Wow - I only left you for a bit of work, a run and a chat with SB and we've got dot replaced in the diffed stakes. Congrats blu. And I am with euro that progesterone test was badly timed. And I think we con convincingly confirm you laid an egg

I just did my final stab of 2012 :) the trigger for IUI on Sunday (which is convenient in many ways. However, it means a weekend without sechsing for fun until after he does his thing, when we had just recovered my libido from hiding. So really I am being very frustrated.

I reckon blue will need some company on the diffed fred, April til August is a LONG time. Looks menacing at the others with the squid of ironi-diff.

As to themes, I want the Victorian gentlemen, stamps foot. Because I am a crap terminator...