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The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

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maamalady · 24/10/2012 18:14

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

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BugsyGalore · 14/11/2012 19:51

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MissWinklyParadiso · 14/11/2012 20:00

Good article and interesting - but SpermComet? Really?!

alwyn · 14/11/2012 20:04

Yeah, that made me laugh as well :P

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 14/11/2012 20:05

In case you were wondering, they've set Frankel's stud fee. Smile

alwyn · 14/11/2012 20:09

Christ, that's expensive!!

What do you think of Dettori's meltdown, frankel?

BugsyGalore · 14/11/2012 20:18

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MissWinklyParadiso · 14/11/2012 20:20

Wow £125k a shag! And frankel that bloke only offered you £200? Should have negotiated or.disguised yourself as a horse

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 14/11/2012 20:21

There have been rumours in the racing world about Dettori for years. It's more of a surprise that he, and others, haven't been caught out before now. It's not a performance enhancing drug issue, it's recreational. Most likely cocaine. He'll be looking at a 6 month ban from riding.

Can you fix the problem Bugs?

SinkyGoodenplenty · 14/11/2012 20:23

Fark indeed Bugs. Bad or just a normal fuck up like i do most days ?

fsr, I heard on the radio, "no foal,no fee". We could all do with a bit of that...

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 14/11/2012 20:23

Grin You guys make me larf. Thank you.

Technically it is £125k per foal, the money is only paid when a viable foal is born.

BugsyGalore · 14/11/2012 20:26

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MissWinklyParadiso · 14/11/2012 20:27

Bollocks bugs. How bad?

BugsyGalore · 14/11/2012 20:31

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MissWinklyParadiso · 14/11/2012 20:32

Cross posts

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maamalady · 14/11/2012 20:48

Fingers crossed, bugs.

I have just had a reprieve. DMum has stopped DDad from putting on The Omen. Hurrah for not watching stillbirths, adoption and the Antichrist!

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EuroShagmore · 14/11/2012 21:51

Interesting article, alwyn. Thanks for posting. That was one of the tests we were offered when we went to see Gorgy. Hmmmm.

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 14/11/2012 21:54

Bugs it depends when you usually ovulate. The CBFM only worked for me on one cycle, it stayed on 1 bar till about CD12, then 4 or so days of 2 bars and then 3 days of peak before falling away.

SinkyGoodenplenty · 15/11/2012 07:22

Bfn. Of course.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 15/11/2012 08:48
MissWinklyParadiso · 15/11/2012 13:06

Sorry sinky :(

Work is just hideous atm :(

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 15/11/2012 21:35

Sorry about the BFN Sinks

I have been indulging in some retail therapy and have managed to get a luffly dress in the LK Bennett sale. It's the same as the pink one I'm wearing in my FB profile picture, but it is in teal. I now own 3 of that dress (also have it in Navy) Blush
The teal is tres hard to get hold of as the Duchess of Cambridge wore it a few months ago and it's been selling out all over the place as a result. Picture

Lets see how long it takes HWHNN to notice I've got another one Grin Blush

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 15/11/2012 21:44

Ooh nice Frank!

wink what's happening with work? What do you do? (Be non-specific if you like.,).

SinkyGoodenplenty · 15/11/2012 21:50

Naice frank. I'm tempted by the adele cardigan. But not sure I really need it

EuroShagmore · 15/11/2012 22:10

Beautiful dress, frank. I'm sure HWHNN won't be able to resist your charms in that!

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