The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

[maamalady]

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

Was worth a try though Euro

Sorry you're feeling rough fsr. Rubbish.

Guys, I'm cd, ooh (goes off to calculate) 47. My cycles are 35 days. When they exist. Last 2 have been 75-80 days.

So, you see, it's all a bit random/pointless. Hasn't stopped me reading up on progesterone causing early pregnancy consitpation though. I'm such a fool.

May test tomorrow, purely to stop the crazy.

Sinky! You are going to make me menkul now. I had forgotten about that and have been rather bunged up for the past few days...

Tis true. I have never been more constipated

Haha! Constipation menkul commences!

Seriously. Ive had to take my own advice and up my water intake/roughage etc. v odd.

V unlikely to be baby induced, but odd non-the-less.

I've found that probiotics really help. Bear in mind I'm also on codiene.

Sinks are you suspecting the mega long cycles might be annovulatory then?

I was constipated when I had my overnight vanishing invisi-line

That's my thinking faife. But I'm basing this on naff all evidence.

Thanks for the kind comments folks. I'm back to feeling shite again, after thinking I was back on the up. The pregnant lady in my office (announced her 1st pregnancy as we started TTC & now 5 months diffed with her second & ) informed everyone today that she's expecting a boy.

She's not being a smug differ or anything, she doesn't know about my woes, but the announcement has left me feeling teary all day and now I'm at home on my own I'm crying again.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Oh frank. Bastard bastardness of life. There is a non-smug and lovely differ in my office. I am pleased for her. But my chest hurts when I look at her, and suddenly all the weight of everything is above my head again, just waiting to descend. And straight on top of failed treatment... I'm not surprised you're overwhelmed.

Oh frank my lovely. What a barrel of arse. Go down into the Pit for a while and we can throw things down to you :(. Have a sneaky hug too xxx

And let me stroke your buzzwams reassuringly.

How are you feeling now?

Frankel ((((((((hugs)))))))). This 'sub fertility' thing is proper shit. You have permission to cry. I'd organise a big snoggy hug with Mr Bond if I could but apparently he's very busy at the moment what with his new mish an all that. Maybe take a bit of time off work? Same hugs to northey too. Luckily I have no differs to cope with at present which is nice. I only know one diffed person and I don't ever see her and I've hidden her FB stream on how sick she feels and whether she should spend £30k on a new car because lets face it, this is THE most important baby in the world so why would you not need a stupid car to keep it safer than all the other babies in the world....... Fuck I just wound myself right up! They only got married in May FFS and must have caught pretty pronto. Can I join you under the black cloud girls?

sinky please pee on something stick like! Saying that I'm a big believer in it being harder to see a BFN than it is for droid to arrive. Either way it usually upsets me.

Sorry the electrolysis doesn't seem to have done much euro. Might having a couple of sessions help?

Sympathy due also for the constipatedness! I've been taking cod liver oil and ever since I started I do THE most amazing poops I've ever been known to do. Very regular. Like I said before on the thread, I love to share on here

Anyway, I've taken my 5th clomid tablet. Today I am having period like cramps and have a bad back. Last night I woke up in a pool of sweat having a hot flush and felt crappy and now I just feel quite sick. So I don't know what's going on and MATV isn't feeling much like sechsing me either :(

pffft no one ever offers to stroke my buzzwams. What's a buzzwam?

Let me hug you with a lobster claw fsr

I was deeply sad to see a baby scan photo on fb today. I don't even know the bloody girl, but a friend commented on it so it appeared in the news feed.

Away to the pit. I'll throw down some sausages for sustenance.

"What's a buzzwam?"

Come, on Slapper!

BTW can everyone remind me of their names pre-James Bond fred. I'm a dullard and am proper confused.

Congrats on the cod liver oil, misspoopandtickle!

tipps, I'll stroke your buzzwarms if you like.

Clomid gave me incredible hot flushes and vivid dreams. Enjoy.

flippin heckler. So I have many joys awaiting me then with the hot flushes. Joy. Looks like I will definitely need that buzzwam stroke.

MissPoopandTipple is definitely going to be my new name post bond.

I was northey then and northey now, dearie :)

Erm. I was sinky-something or other.

I have been all variations of winkly

Oh bless, you are all luffly. I'm better now, not brilliant but better. I'm going to sit down in front of the tv with the half-tub of ice cream I have left in the freezer.

I'd love to take some time off work, but I was out of the office last week and am out for 4 days next week, so I have to be in this week. The work keeps me distracted at least.

Psst, rasp bosoms

I'm always evilgiraffe. I get an identity crisis if I try changing my name.

I can't be arsed to change my name.

Interesting article alert (needed to find a link not from the Daily Hate)