The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

[maamalady]

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

I would like more FB friend too please... I am friends with bugs and faith I think.

Haha norf needs her eyes looking at if she's talking about me!

Pm me frank and dor, am a fb whore :)

Can't PM at the mo as I'm on my phone, but will do tonight.

BTW Norf, you is bootiful

Me too, please, Franky!

Don't worry, it was before I friended you, bumfaceparadiso

I can do some pimping, euro and frankel, to save you waiting...

Pimp me Norf

Oooo, I have new FB friends

Pimp frank to me pls

Hey I wants new FB friends! I'm really annoying though, I use it quite a lot and usually have a status update every few days.....if you can cope with that pm me :) will check in proper a bit later. I have a poopy bum :(

Should we get a speshal FB page. Invite only-like.

Can't I leave you lot alone for a day and you all become friends? I am the opposite of a fb-whore and fairly paranoid, so I might need a bit more time to pimp myself out...

Hiss boo to poopy bum.

I worked really hard all day and now I am back on the assignment... So I'll be popping in and out!

Ooh. I'm a bit scared. I am neither lithe nor bootiful, but I'd you think you can cope with my inane chatter here and there I'm in!

Who should I pm?

I have stalked and captured Frankel. I am rather in love with her profile outfit :)

yes boo for poopy bum indeed, I am not enjoying. My boss returned today after a bout of dodgy tummy so hope I haven't caught that. Unless the squits is a sign of being updiffed?

Good luck with the assignment Lemon. I was always impressed by my ability to distract myself with anything when one of those damn things was due in. All starts up again in February.

Sinks and slaps - pm me

Can I do that from a phone? I can't see a message function?

Sent. This feels like some sort of Internet dating. Or the first day at school. Or a weird hybrid.

Bunch o'Slappers Ye'all!

Written 400 words, time for tea and brownie, I guess.

Oh damn it. Pm me people I can't bloody message from this god damn phone :(

Who am I missing? sinky and slapster, I think. And the elusive lemon...

Pm me Northy. I'm about to dunk my expensive phone in the bath in frustration!

slap have you tried going on the mobile website?

Well, I've managed to work out how to send a message. I'm so clever!

It's like an orgy!

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